Heart to Heart with Hillary

Three months is not a lifetime

Friday, 07 October 2011 Issue Vol. XIX No. 40 By Hillary
Dear Hillary, Thought you’d like to know your (sic) not always right you know.  Your (sic) always on about the bar girls and how you’ll get ripped off, but let…

A Tee-total problem

Friday, 07 October 2011 Issue Vol. XIX No. 40 By Hillary
Dear Hillary, I have a 42 year old friend coming from Pakistan to stay for a couple of weeks.  He does not drink alcohol.  Where can I take him in…

Facebook friends

Friday, 07 October 2011 Issue Vol. XIX No. 40 By Hillary
Dear Hillary, Like a lot of people I am having problems with the new facebook pages.  I had just managed to work the old one and now they’ve changed it…

Double trouble

Friday, 07 October 2011 Issue Vol. XIX No. 40 By Hillary
Dear Hillary, Most of your writers seem to have a problem with one girl.  Mine’s different.  I’ve got a two girl problem.  The office building where I work has women…

Pete discovers No Parking

Friday, 07 October 2011 Issue Vol. XIX No. 40 By Hillary
Dear Hillary, I parked a rental car in Second Road the other day, and as they say in Wales, “When I came back, there it was, gone!”  I went to…

A frustrated 22 year old!

Friday, 30 September 2011 Issue Vol. XIX No. 39 By Hillary
Dear Hillary, I’m still trying to work out what’s going down in my local shopping center.  There’s these two babes who are always there every afternoon and I’m on chatting…

Another failure in the guide books

Friday, 30 September 2011 Issue Vol. XIX No. 39 By Hillary
Dear Hillary, You’ve told everyone about the books they should read when they come here on holidays, or even before they get here, but they still fall over like nine…

Learning the lingo, again

Friday, 30 September 2011 Issue Vol. XIX No. 39 By Hillary
Dear Hillary, You are always telling people that they should learn Thai if they are living here for some time, and I agree with your sentiments.  I have retired here,…

Special milk order

Friday, 30 September 2011 Issue Vol. XIX No. 39 By Hillary
Dear Hillary, Some days when I read your column you really can be terribly bitchy.  Why are you like this?  These people are only asking for help.  Surely you could…

A weighty problem

Friday, 23 September 2011 Issue Vol. XIX No. 38 By Hillary
Dear Hillary, I am obsessed with fat women, the bigger the better (size 16 and better).  This makes for a problem as Thai ladies are all so small (size 8)…

Who’s ‘keenieow’ now?

Friday, 23 September 2011 Issue Vol. XIX No. 38 By Hillary
Dear Hillary, My Thai GF says she is leaving me after two months of living with me.  She says I am ‘keenieow’ and won’t let her do anything she wants,…

Finding the ‘right’ mate

Friday, 23 September 2011 Issue Vol. XIX No. 38 By Hillary
Dear Hillary, I’ve been meaning to write this email for some time, but always gets pushed onto the back burner, until now.  There have been a few guys who have…

Boys Town frolics

Friday, 23 September 2011 Issue Vol. XIX No. 38 By Hillary
Dear Hillary, I spotted my boss’s wife in a Boys Town bar the other night.  She and a friend were flirting with a couple of the boys, laughing and groping…

Winter and Summer confusion

Friday, 16 September 2011 Issue Vol. XIX No. 37 By Hillary
Dear Hillary, We are looking at coming over for a two week holiday in November and wonder if it might be a little too hot at that time of year.…

Thai cooking again

Friday, 16 September 2011 Issue Vol. XIX No. 37 By Hillary
Dear Hillary, Last week you had a chap called Jimmy who was having trouble with his wife cooking Esarn food twice a week and stinking the place out.  I don’t…
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