Heart to Heart with Hillary

The concise works of Hillary

Friday, 02 December 2011 Issue Vol. XIX No. 48 By Hillary
Dear Hillary, When are you going to collect all your writings into a book?  I reckon it would have to be a great hit.  I have mates overseas who read…

Drunken philanthropist

Friday, 02 December 2011 Issue Vol. XIX No. 48 By Hillary
Dear Hillary, One of my workmates is getting sillier and sillier in his old age (62).  Goes out, gets a skinful and starts giving away his money to the nearest…

Spelling’s not in the curriculum?

Friday, 02 December 2011 Issue Vol. XIX No. 48 By Hillary
Dear Hillary, I am a 14 year old boy at one of the schools and I am not sure if I have a problem.  Every moning (sic) I have been…

Spelling 101

Friday, 25 November 2011 Issue Vol. XIX No. 47 By Hillary
Dear Hillary, This is Dickie Knee again.  I live in Chonburi and I cannot beleave (sic) the amount of garbage around.  Their (sic) is a brand new market and bars…

Five times as savvy?

Friday, 25 November 2011 Issue Vol. XIX No. 47 By Hillary
Dear Hillary, Have you nothing better to do with your time than answering idiots who write in (email in?) with their ridiculous problems, all caused by themselves being so stupid…

Threat to kill

Friday, 25 November 2011 Issue Vol. XIX No. 47 By Hillary
Dear Hillary, One of my best friends here in Pattaya has fallen for a real hussy from a beer bar who is now milking him for everything.  Unfortunately he is…

Required reading

Friday, 25 November 2011 Issue Vol. XIX No. 47 By Hillary
Dear Hillary, You have often mentioned books that newcomers to Thailand should read like Stephen Leather’s Private Dancer, and now you should add “Falangs in Thailand” to that list.  This…

Champagne and chocolates

Friday, 18 November 2011 Issue Vol. XIX No. 46 By Hillary
Dear Hillary, I would like to come and visit you on my next trip to Thailand and present you with some champagne (the good stuff, naturally) and chocolates (soft centers,…

The answer for middle-aged women?

Friday, 18 November 2011 Issue Vol. XIX No. 46 By Hillary
Dear Hillary, I can’t stop myself trying to hit on middle-aged women.  I reckon that they should be getting pretty frustrated by the time they’re in their 40’s, and with…

Beware of the Living Dead

Friday, 18 November 2011 Issue Vol. XIX No. 46 By Hillary
Dear Hillary, I’ve been here for about 10 years already and it beats me how all these blokes get themselves into so much trouble with the local girls, and end…

Felonious parking with intent

Friday, 18 November 2011 Issue Vol. XIX No. 46 By Hillary
Dear Hillary, My car was involved in an accident while it was parked at the side of the road with nobody in it.  A large 4WD just clipped the front…

Finding the “good” girls

Friday, 11 November 2011 Issue Vol. XIX No. 45 By Hillary
Dear Hillary, I have to laugh at all your letter writers, wondering if they have found THE ONE, when they should start looking at themselves to see if they would…

Holding hands means very little

Friday, 11 November 2011 Issue Vol. XIX No. 45 By Hillary
Dear Hillary, We have been here for six months and I suppose we are considered very well off.  I have a problem though, and I don’t know if it is…

Taking a girl from a bar

Friday, 11 November 2011 Issue Vol. XIX No. 45 By Hillary
Dear Hillary, I used to be very friendly with a girl in a local café and often used to just pop in for a coffee and to say hello, as…

The power of leather

Friday, 11 November 2011 Issue Vol. XIX No. 45 By Hillary
Dear Hillary, I am a 61 year old expat who has recently been visiting Thailand.  I am currently having a house built in Pattaya.  I have taken up with a…
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