Gumshoe anyone?

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Dear Hillary,

I hear about all these guys who get ripped off by their lady friends. Why don’t they do a little checking first? There is an opening for a good private investigator here who could look into their backgrounds and their past and give these guys some chance of knowing what they are getting themselves into. Am I right?

Private Dick

 

Dear Dick,

There certainly is an opening for a PI round here. It’s a large hole in the ground that can be filled in later. What happened to trust in the affairs d’amour? The problem here is only the marriages that go A over T get publicity. The countless hundreds of Thai girls married to farangs, and who have lived happily together, don’t get a mention. Well I suppose they don’t need to write in to an agony column. Am I right! So what’s your excuse, Dick?