Free love for Hillary?


Dear Hillary,

Do you believe in free love?  I cannot decide whether you are a prude, or someone very liberated.  Your replies are never consistent.  Tell me where you lie and make me happy.


Dear Lover-Boy,

I think that “Boy” is all you should use.  I don’t think you have matured enough yet to handle nudity, prudity or serendipity.  However, in answer to your query about free love, I do not believe in paying for it, though at my age it is coming close!  And where do I lie?  On my bed, sweet petunia.  On my bed.

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