Believing the copy label


Dear Hillary,

I bought some “copy” shirts the other day and told the girl in the shop that I needed XL size (I am a Farang).  She got me four shirts, but when I tried them on at home, three fitted and one was too big.  The labels all said XL, can I take the large one back and complain?

Ralph Lauren.


Dear Ralph,

“Copy” shirts have “copy” labels.  That’s the price you pay for getting a cheap shirt with a man playing polo on the pocket.  Never mind, stay here long enough and you’ll probably grow into it.  Every other Farang seems to self-inflate living here.