Who’s right?


Dear Hillary,

I had a big argue with my GF this morning and I walked out angry.  I know that when I go home tonight she will still say she is in the right, just the same as she always does.  Are all Thai women like this, Hillary, or have I got an ornery one?


Dear Will,

Never mind Thai women, Petal, that’s all women.  Which rock have you been hiding under all these years?  We are always right.  If you didn’t know before, then you do now.  Better get used to it, Will.  And apologize.