Walking on the moon


Dear Hillary,

I saw that Neil Armstrong, the first man on the moon, has just died.  He did that first moon walk 40 something years ago but there are still people out there who say that it was a fake and they filmed it all in Arizona.  Would you believe that, Hillary?  He’s supposed to have kept quiet about it all for 40 years!  What a story he could have sold to the newspapers!  And there were the other astronauts on that first mission too.  How did they keep them quiet?  Agree with me?


Dear Lester,

Of course he landed on the moon.  If it was faked, don’t you think the other two astronauts would spill the beans?  But even more likely is that the Russians would have shown it to be just Arizona and not the lunar surface and made America look small?  Or do the doubters think Russia was in on the act too?  The world seems to be full of conspiracy theorists these days.  Just remember that Hillary is ‘real’.  You can depend on it.  Would I lie to you my Petal?