Too old to throw a leg over?


Dear Hillary,

I am thinking of buying a motorbike to ride around the city, even though it is many years since I last ‘threw my leg over’.  I have a lot of worries about this as I have heard that a lot of bikes are stolen and end up crossing the border.  What is your feeling about this?


Dear Valentino,

Feelings about what, my motorcycling Petal?  Whether you are still good enough to throw the leg over, or whether your motorcycle will take its destiny into its own handlebars and rush across the border?  Really, motorcycle riding is something that Ms. Hillary does not do as I consider it far too dangerous.  The 80 percent of road accidents are with motorcycles, and that’s enough for me.  I have no desire to become a statistic.

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