This next one came to my desk via a circuitous route from the Editor

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This next one came to my desk via a circuitous route from the Editor. Dear Ed; Reference Mr. Fellners column “Staying happy in Paradise” about the ‘messy’ syndrome and how to deal with it; I have a simple solution: THROW THE BUM OUT!  One change of the locks and no more beer money and he’s gone!

Ex Ms. Singha Jerry

Dear Ex Ms. Singha Jerry,

I presume you are referring to one of our irregular letter writers, the one called Singha Jerry, who has always had a tough life, if we were to believe him.  Last I heard, he was begging for money outside a 7-Eleven to get enough money to buy a bottle of Chang, Singha now being too expensive.  This is the same Singha Jerry who had a tattoo done at 4 in the morning, and can’t even spell it.  No Ms. Singha Jerry, thank yourself lucky, and it was thoughtful to get the locks changed as well.  You deserve better.