Dear Hillary,
I have met a really nice little Thai girl and she’s moved in but she doesn’t have much English, so we are having some communication problems, which is a bit of a worry for me, and how long do these girls take to learn our language, Hillary, should I keep trying to get her to go to a language school or something and can you recommend one.
Lenny
Dear Lenny,
I think you are the one having communication problems, Petal. That’s one very long sentence, try popping in a few full stops every so often and your written communication will improve no end. Now I want you to repeat after me “I am living in Thailand. The people here are Thai. The people here speak Thai. I should learn Thai if I want to communicate with the people here.” Say that every morning before breakfast and take yourself to a language school – not your GF. You are the one with a problem – not her. OK?
