Nudge nudge, wink wink


Dear Hillary,
In reply to the Peter guy who thinks himself better than everyone, why keep one Peter? Kinda nice to wake up with someone alongside, someone who will bring your coffee to bed, someone to translate when confused, someone you don’t have to impress, someone to actually just nudge with your elbow when something funny or exciting happens on TV, or, perhaps, someone who can simply scratch that unreachable place on your back.


Thai ladies, some not all, are extremely appreciative of a man of their very own and show that appreciation in many ways which you, will never experience! Who Peter, do you nudge?

Dear Don,
You are obviously a man of experience, and I could not have commented better than you have. I’m rubbing my back against the wall right now with my itchy spot!