Nark, nark (bark by a dog with a cleft palate)


Dear Hillary,

The other evening my husband of 20 years called me a bitch with no provocation from me at all, so I decided to teach him a lesson, and made him sleep in the spare room that night.  He just laughs and shrugs it off when I ask him about it.  This has now been going on for a few weeks.  I am really thinking of leaving.  What is your opinion, Hillary?

Extremely Annoyed

Dear Extremely Annoyed,

Perhaps if you bark at him again you will get the answer.

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