Maids and Girlfriends


Dear Hillary,

There’s a lot of blokes who write to you all worried about money that their GFs ask them for. What’s wrong with these blokes? If you don’t want to give them money, then don’t do it. If they leave then you know what it was they wanted above everything else, so why fret? Good riddance from bad rubbish I say.



Dear Henry,

You aren‘t a very romantic soul, are you! You are not describing a girlfriend, you are describing a maid. Big difference. Maids will go to the highest bidder. Girlfriends are someone who contributes something to the relationship. You have got the two confused, Petal. Stick with your maid plus extras until a woman comes along who sets your heart on fire, and you will understand the people who have written in to me.

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