Hillary for president


Dear Hillary,

So sorry to hear that you look like losing out on the president’s job. I thought you’d make for a great president, never mind the first woman. What are you going to do now, and how much did the attempt to get into the White House cost ya?

Abe Lincoln


Dear Abe,

You are pulling my leg, aren’t you, Abe? Why do I think this is a spoof? Probably because Abe’s been dead a long time now, Petal, and anyway you should know that the person you have written to is Hillary, and not Hillary Clinton. How much did it cost her? Several millions of dollars I believe, and they talk about local politicians buying votes! Nothing compared to the US variety.