Loving Songkran


Dear Hillary,

Did you get wet over Songkrong (sic), or are you too old for that sort of thing?  Me and my mates come over every year and it’s a blast I tell you.  We are just sorry it doesn’t last more than a week, but we’d be too drunk to enjoy it.  See you next year Hillary.

Pete and the gang

Dear Pete and the gang,

So you’ll see me next year, will you?  Not if I see you first, Petal.  I am sure you have no idea of what Songkran (not ‘Songkrong’, Pete) is about, the significance and the respect for the elders.  You and your gang obviously have none.