Hookers, not lookers


Dear Hillary,
Anyone who is stupid enough to fall for the I lub you line is a total muppet and deserves what they get to be honest. These girls are in the business of separating mugs from their money and are VERY good at it.

Thai girls are simply the best Mambo Mattress partners in the world and worth far more then Goerge mentioned which would earn you about 1 hour from a Los Angeles tired/harried/haggard/lack luster hooker!

Dear Chris and Don,
Hope you don’t mind I lumped you both together as you were replying to a previous email from Goerge who seems to have a fixation on how much the ladies cost. Since these are private negotiations, I am not privy to the costs involved, but Goerge needs to loosen up a little.