Full of booze at 3 a.m.


Dear Hillary,

Every week there seems to be a report of some tourist being ripped off in some way or other, gold chains physically ripped off, drugged after “coffee”, accomplice under the bed and so forth, and this happens round about three in the morning and the victim is drunk or stoned. What rock do these people climb out from under? If they shuffle down the street with a skin-full of booze in their home town at three in the morning what will happen to them? They will get rolled. So why do it here?


Dear Elwyn,

Completely correct, go to the top of the class. An intelligent topic at long last. At least these rock-dwellers aren’t wanting to pay for a dowry as well.