Dear Prudence


Dear Hillary,

One of my friends from back home will be coming to visit next month, along with a couple of her girl friends, which are girls I haven’t met, but they would all be in their 50’s, and shocked me when they wrote and said they wanted to see a “naughty show” while they are here. Do you think it’s proper for me to take them to some of the more outrageous places, or what? I’m really blown away by this. I don’t want to appear as a prude or anything, but this is something I never experienced before. What do you recommend, Hillary?


Dear Prue,

There is nothing to worry about, my Petal. Everybody knows we don’t have naughty shows in Thailand. They’re against the law, just like prostitution. Remember that what they might think is a little “naughty” might be fairly harmless really. If you’re completely worried, get your husband to take them.