Beware of hula hoops!


Dear Hillary,

One of my good friends here is enjoying himself just a little too much.  Too much hooch and too much Hula hoops with the ladies.  He is 52 years old and I don’t think he’s going to make it through to 53.  How can I get him to see reason, or even just slow down a bit?  I don’t want to have to send him home to his wife in Australia in a wooden box.


Dear Wilson,

Hula hoops?  That’s a new one on me, Petal.  I thought that hula hoops were those large circular rings you wobble round your tummy to get slim.  At least your friend will have good muscle tone.  And his wife wants him on a wooden box?  Are they that short of firewood in Australia?

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