Now playing in Pattaya
Rise of the Planet of the Apes: US, Action/ Drama/
Sci-Fi/ Thriller – I was entranced by this film. I thought it thoroughly
entertaining, and thought-provoking, and the advances in the motion-capture
process of the WETA company just astounding! The amount of expression in the
eyes of the chimps is truly amazing.

Using great advances in the performance-capturing technology
pioneered by WETA in Avatar, this is the first time in which the apes are
not played by costumed actors, but are something much more realistic – I mean
truly; just wait till you see them! Starring the truly amazing Andy Serkis as
the chimpanzee Caesar in a very exciting and moving performance. Serkis has been
leading up to this role by playing other notable CGI characters: Gollum in the
Lord of the Rings, and King Kong. Also starring Freida Pinto and James
Franco.
Set in present day San Francisco, the film is a reality-based
cautionary tale, a science fiction/science fact blend, where man’s experiments
with genetic engineering lead to the development of intelligence in apes, and
the onset of a war for supremacy. This is a reboot of the original
Planet of the Apes film series: It starts afresh with a new continuity, and
as you will note from an additional scene a short way into the credits, more in
this series is on the way.
Generally favorable reviews, but I would be more enthusiastic
than that. Not designed for 3D; in English everywhere and with a second version
Thai-dubbed at Big C.

Captain America: The First Avenger: US, Action/
Adventure/ Sci-Fi/ Thriller – Really a lot of old-fashioned fun, and by old I
mean a steady camera – not jiggly as is the current fashion, and action you can
follow rather than a blur of images. And solid, confident film-making, so you
feel that you’re in the hands of experts. And an old time, World War II era with
a terrific and detailed evocation of the time and the wartime mood in the US.
And a good, old-fashioned Hollywood musical number just to round things out.
After being deemed unfit for military service, Steve Rogers
(Chris Evans) volunteers for a top secret research project that turns him into
Captain America, a superhero dedicated to defending America’s ideals. Has fine
performances by Evans, Hugo Weaving, Tommy Lee Jones, Stanley Tucci, and several
others.
Way at the end, after the seemingly endless credits, there
are secret scenes from future films in the series. I’m looking forward to them.
Playing in both 2D and 3D versions in English at Pattaya
Beach, in 2D and English at Major, and in 3D and Thai-dubbed at Big C. Reviewers
claim that the 3D is excellent (I saw it in 2D). Although this is a
post-conversion 3D effort, the film was designed from the beginning for 3D, and
a lot of care has been given to the effect. Generally favorable reviews.
Larry Crowne: US, Comedy/ Drama/ Romance – Tom Hanks
plays the ultimate nice guy – the type who attracts nice people and makes them
even nicer. Even when he loses his job, we never doubt that this nice guy will
land on his feet and even end up better off. The “feel-good” movie of the year,
written and directed by nice-guy Hanks. Also stars Julia Roberts. Mixed or
average (“nice”) reviews. Not at Big C.
Bad Teacher: (Scheduled) US, Comedy – Cameron Diaz
plays a foulmouthed, ruthless, altogether inappropriate teacher who drinks, gets
high, and can’t wait to marry her meal ticket and quit teaching. I felt
uncomfortable. I know: it’s just a comedy, and I should lighten up. I just don’t
think we should have as a role model (for the first half of the film, anyway) an
alcoholic doing everything a teacher shouldn’t. With Jason Segel and Justin
Timberlake (who is getting to be a very pleasant person to share a movie with).
Rated R in the US for sexual content, nudity, language, and some drug use. Mixed
or average reviews.
King Naresuan Part 4: (Scheduled) Thai, History/
Drama/ War – The long war between Ayudhya and Burma continues in this historical
spectacular.
Horrible Bosses: US, Comedy/ Crime – It’s been called a
bouncy, well-built, delightfully nasty tale of resentment, desperation, and
amoral revenge. Jennifer Aniston, Colin Farrell, Jason Bateman, and Kevin Spacey
are nasty, uneven, and funny. Rated R in the US for crude and sexual content,
pervasive language, and some drug material. Mixed or average reviews. Major
Cineplex only, in Digital (but not 3D).
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2: US, Action/
Adventure/ Sci-Fi – This, the final Harry Potter, is an exciting and massively
eventful finale that will grip and greatly please anyone who has been at all a
fan of the series up to now. It’s powerfully acted and visually dazzling. The
entire series of Potter books and motion pictures has been leading us to this
final showdown between Harry and Voldemort. The fight here between good and evil
is more than satisfying. It’s thrilling – carrying an ultimate message that will
resonate with every viewer, young or old: there is darkness in all of us, but we
can overcome it.
It’s much better than the book, in my opinion, which has
sections that are so preposterous that no amount of suspension of disbelief can
overcome. Playing now only in a 2D version at all three cinemas, in English
except at Big C, where it’s Thai-dubbed. Reviews: one of the rare films to be
labeled by Metacritic as “Universal acclaim.”
The Moon (Pumpuang Duangjan): Thai, Drama/ Musical –
The biography of Pumpuang Duangjan, considered the Queen of Thai country music.
The rags-to-riches story charts her successes in the 1980’s up to her early
death in 1992 at the age of 31. One of the most anticipated Thai films of the
year, and with a newcomer in the starring role. Prettified as biography, with
reportedly anything that shows anyone in a bad light changed or deleted. Lots of
Thai music though.
Transformers: Dark of the Moon: US, Action/ Adventure/
Sci-Fi – The opening 12 or so minutes I think is magnificent movie-making:
exciting and provocative, beautifully shot, great story, involving. Then we get
the titles and the beginning of the story of the two stars, the incredibly
irritating Shia LaBeouf and his girlfriend played by Victoria’s Secret model
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, who is dreadful. The movie falls to pieces in my eyes
whenever their story is front and center, only to be further undermined by the
silly and incredibly noisy battles. Set against the space race between the USSR
and the USA, the film re-imagines the reasons for the race.
This has been a big 2D and 3D spectacular at all Pattaya
locations, and has been continuing in 3D at Pattaya Beach in its new second
cinema devoted to digital 3D films. The 3D is the best I’ve seen since Avatar
– a lot of care went into that aspect by the studio and director Michael
Bay. No longer at Major, and in 2D and Thai-dubbed at Big C. Mixed or average
reviews.
Gancore Gud: Thai, Comedy/ Horror – Usual Thai
horror-comedy mix of boobs and severed limbs, this time with gangsta rap. It’s
written and directed by hip-hop guru Joey Boy and stars him and his hip-hop
group Gancore Club. The group is stuck on a remote island, where their paradise
turns to horror as they encounter bloody islanders who love to kill people, and
zombies that rise up from the sea. In Thai only at Big C, English subtitles
elsewhere. Rated 18+.