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Stuvik victorious at Zhuhai International Circuit

United tumble to defeat at Samut Songkram

Phuket Dinghy Series to be hosted by the Phuket King’s Cup Regatta

Thai lady archers beat farang men at ‘wand shooting’

IPGC Members Sunday Golf

Bruce a clear winner at Pattana

Burapha bares its teeth to Bunker brigade

Boats almost needed at Navy

112 celebrate PSC’s 100th Monthly Tournament

Ian ‘rips’ Green Valley apart

Warning - Bus trouble

Thompson on top once more

Parrish singing in the rain

Roaring ‘forties’ at Pleasant Valley

Lazecki rides out the storm

Shuichi Kodaka piles it on

Bridge in Paradise

Cousins heads the high scores at Khao Kheow

Sea fishing with the PSC

First place Kronborg suffer rare pointless day

PATTAPA SPORTS ROUND-UP

Stuvik victorious at Zhuhai International Circuit

15 year old Thai maintains his Asian Formula Renault Championship lead

The Asian Formula Renault Championship rounds 7 and 8 were held last weekend at the Zhuhai International Circuit in China on September 18-19. Qualifying for this event started Saturday afternoon and 15 year old Thai racing driver, Sandy Stuvik, a resident of Rayong and Year 10 student at the Garden International School, lived up to everyone’s expectations by setting the fastest lap time of practice session one, followed by Chi Cong Li.

(From left): Chi Cong Li, Sandy Stuvik and Hong Wei Cao.

Stuvik, who is sponsored by The Pizza Company, Dacon Inspection Services and TUV SUD PSB, managed to maintain his fast pace in session two while Xiao Le He overtook other competitors and produced the second fastest time of the session. The young lady from Indonesia, Alexandra captured third position of the session.

There seemed to be no doubt in anyone’s mind that Stuvik would secure the pole after his great performance during the official practice sessions and he didn’t disappoint anyone by occupying the top of the chart throughout the whole session. To make it more convincing, he did the fastest time of 1.38.193 on lap 12 which put him 0.8 seconds ahead of the second place finisher. The qualifying session finished with Sandy taking Pole position, Venezuela’s Samin Gomes second and China’s Chi Cong Li third.

Race 1 started at 11.30 a.m. on Sunday with Sandy starting from pole position. The Thai driver had a good start and by the end of the first lap he had already left the chasing field far behind. Although the race saw plenty of drama with 5 racers not finishing the race, for Stuvik it was a quite uneventful race controlling his leading gap. Sandy eventually took the race win while Chi Cong Li and Hong Wei Cao from China got the 2nd and the 3rd respectively.

Stuvik again started Race 2 on Sunday afternoon from Pole position and had a good start, immediately opening up a big gap to the second placed Hong Wei Cao. However a huge accident after T14 involving cars number 27 and 23 brought out the red flags. Both racers recovered well from the accident.

On the re-start Stuvik again took the lead and built another time cushion, but again on the following lap a car spun after T1 and the safety car was called out. During the two laps behind the safety car Stuvik’s car began developing engine problems and on the restart he could not reach top revs anymore and immediately started falling back down the field. By the final lap Sandy was defending as much as possible and eventually finished 4th. However, as car number 9 had overtaken under the safety car, the Thai youngster moved up one position to finish with a 3rd.

Sandy was disappointed at first, haven fallen from such a commanding position due to engine problems, but was still satisfied with a third place and having set the fastest lap even with a broken engine. He still maintains a large lead in the Championship with a commanding 182 points, in front of China’s Hong Wei Cao with 155 points and Venezuela’s Samin Gomes on 111 points.

The Thai driver takes his strong Championship lead to the next race, Shanghai F1 International Circuit in China on October 4th and 5th, 2010 with just two events left in the current season.

Sandy starts from Pole Position at the Zhuhai International Circuit in China, Sunday, Sept 19.


United tumble to defeat at Samut Songkram

Staff Reporters

SCG Samut Songkram gained a modicum of revenge over Pattaya United last Sunday with a 2-0 victory at their Mae Klong stadium that sees them move within six points of the ‘Dolphins’ with just half a dozen matches to go in the current season.

Pattaya United’s Anucha Kitpongsri, right, evades a challenge from SCG’s Bireme Diouf during the first half of their Thai Premier League match in Samut Songkram, Sunday, Sept. 19. (Photo/Ariyawat Nuamsawat)

United had beaten their opponents with a similar score-line earlier in the season but have struggled to find the back of the net recently and went into this match without key players Santi Chaipuak, Arlindo and Sompop Nilwong, who were all absent through injury.

The game kicked off in bright sunshine and both teams showed some early attacking intent, but it was the hosts who had the first real opportunity in the 8th minute when Nigerian striker Efe Obode brought out a good save from Narit in the Pattaya goal and Kaewboran fired the rebound over the bar.

The home team did not have to wait too long to press home their advantage however. On their next attack just a minute later they forced a corner kick and when Traipop Chuchuenklin floated the ball into the area it created panic in the Pattaya defence and SCG midfielder Yimsa-nga stole in to crash the ball home and give the hosts a 1-0 lead.

Just eight minutes later SCG were able to double their lead through a goal from Patcharin Suksai. Ivory Coast forward Bireme Diouf got free on the left wing and sent in a telling cross that Suksai connected with perfectly to make the score 2-0.

Things could have got even worse for United on the half hour mark when Obode beat the offside trap and found himself clean through on the Pattaya goal. Narit came out to narrow down the angle and pulled off a good save but the ball rebounded back to Obode who could only watch in anguish as his second effort flew over the crossbar.

United carved out their first real chance in the 41st minute with a free kick from 25 yards out that Itthipol Poonsap curved delightfully around the SCG wall only to see the ball strike the woodwork and rebound to safety. Half time came soon after with United still trailing by two.

The ‘Dolphins’ replaced Premwut Wongdee with Somchai Singmanee at the break and they came out with more attacking intent with Ludovick forcing a good save out of the SCG keeper in the 47th minute with a long range effort.

In a final throw of the dice the United coaching staff sent on Tana Chanabut in the 60th minute but it was the hosts who again came closest to scoring as the game entered its final stages. Obode had a goal disallowed for offside in the 69th minute and ten minutes later the same player saw his cross shot well parried by Pattaya keeper Narit.

The final whistle sounded with United having been unable to create any clear cut opportunities and they were once again left to rue their lack of penetration up front and the absence of key players through injuries at the back that have left them looking vulnerable in all of their recent games.

Things won’t get any easier for the ‘Dolphins’ this coming Sunday as they face a home game against league leaders Muang Thong United. Kick off at the Nongprue Stadium is scheduled for 6 p.m.

Muang Thong have taken a stranglehold on the Premier League following Chonburi FC’s goalless draw at Bangkok Glass last Sunday. The leaders now have a four point gap over their nearest rivals with a game in hand.

In the first division, runaway league leaders Sri Racha FC were handed a surprise 3-0 defeat at Nakhon Pathom last weekend but the Eastern Seaboard team still appear to be certainties for promotion, holding a nine point lead over Airforce United with just six matches to go.

 Thai Premier League Standings Sept. 19
Team                                    P       W     D      L    Pts.   GD

Muang Thong United       23     17     3       3     54    40
Chonburi FC                      24     15     5       4     50    26
Biriram PEA                       24     12    11      1     47    20
Bangkok Glass                  24     11     6       7     39    12
Thai Port                             23     11     6       6     39      9
Pattaya United                  24     10     7       7     37      4
Osotspa M-150                  24       7     10      7     31     -2
SCG Samut Songkram     24       8      7       9     31     -7
BEC Tero                            23       7      7       9     28     -1
Insee Police                        24       8      4     12    28     -4
TTM Pichit                         23       7      7       9     28     -5
TOT Cat FC                       24       7      5     12    26    -17
Navy Rayong                    24       6      5     13    23    -19
Sri Saket FC                       24       4      8     12    20    -15
Royal Thai Army              24       5      5     14    20    -18
Bangkok United                24       4      6     14    18    -23

Results:
  Biriram PEA 4, Navy Rayong 2; TOT Cat FC 0,
Osotspa 0; Sri Saket FC 1, Bangkok United 1; SCG Samut Songkram 2,
Pattaya United 0; Bangkok Glass 0, Chonburi FC 0;
 Royal Thai Army 1, Insee Police 2.


Phuket Dinghy Series to be hosted by the Phuket King’s Cup Regatta

The Phuket King’s Cup Regatta will host the Phuket Dinghy Series consisting of four weekend events (25-26 September; 30-31 October; 27-28 November; 4-5 December), the last event coinciding with the 2010 Phuket King’s Cup Regatta.

Competitive Optimist racing expected during the Phuket Dinghy Series. (Photo/Duncan Worthington)

With one of the Regatta’s aims to promote and encourage sailing in Thailand, the dinghy series is supported by the Phang Nga Naval Base and sailing schools “Sailing of Phuket” (at Tha Nun by Sarasin Bridge) and “Phuket Sailing Club” (on Koh Maphrao). Up to 25 Optimists and six Lasers (Standard) are available for each event, with the Phuket Tasar owners also taking part.

This will be the first time that Optimists have sailed in the Phuket King’s Cup Regatta.

After reintroducing dinghy sailing at the 2009 Regatta with Laser, Topaz and Tasars sailing on the opening weekend, the Regatta Organising Committee have gone one-step further for 2010 and made a commitment to supporting youth sailing in Phuket and beyond.

While there are strong youth sailing programmes by the Yacht Racing Association of Thailand and the Royal Varuna Yacht Club in the Gulf of Thailand, which have resulted in a number of Thailand Optimist successes in international competitions, Phuket currently lacks similar infrastructure and support.

Having supported sailing in the kingdom for many years, the Phuket King’s Cup Regatta decided this year to take a grass roots approach and has established the Phuket Dinghy Series with the aim to encourage more youths to sail and make sailing more accessible. It is the first time an event of this scale, comprising Optimists Lasers and Tasars, will take place on the southern island of Phuket.

Each event in the Phuket Dinghy Series will consist of five races - a total of 20 races over the series. The first three events in September, October and November will be hosted by the Sailing of Phuket sailing school at Tha Nun, next to Sarasin Bridge, which is run by Royal Thai Navy Sailor Lt. Crd. Pornprom Sakultem.

The fourth event of the series, in December, will take place over the opening weekend of the Phuket King’s Cup Regatta, off Kata Beach. Prizes for the overall series winners will be awarded at the Royal Awards Ceremony, by His Majesty the King of Thailand’s personal representative, on Saturday 11th December at Kata Beach Resort & Spa.

Divisions will include: Optimist boys, born in 1995 or later; Optimist girls, born in 1995 or later; Laser Standard men; Laser Standard women; and Tasar. The entry fee per weekend event is THB500 (Optimist), THB1,000 (Laser) and THB1,200 (Tasar).

“As host of the prestigious Phuket King’s Cup Regatta for 23 years, it’s time for the Phuket community to go further and to support youth sailing. The Phuket Dinghy Series is a good start and will help make the sport of sailing more accessible in Phuket,” commented Chairman of Kata Group Resorts Thailand, and Host Sponsor of the Phuket King’s Cup Regatta, Pamuke Achariyachai.

Phuket is home to the Phuket Yacht Club and the Ao Chalong Yacht Club, as well as two new sailing schools, Sailing of Phuket and Phuket Sailing Club. Phuket Yacht Club has a long tradition of encouraging youth sailing and earlier this year sent six children to compete in the Thailand Optimist Nationals held at Ocean Marina Yacht Club in Pattaya, and more recently to the Open Championships held at the Hua Hin Regatta where Phuket junior Akapoj Kankeaw took second place overall, out of 64 sailors in the Optimist Division B fleet.

The Phuket King’s Cup Regatta is now in its 24th year, first sailed in 1987 to celebrate His Majesty the King of Thailand’s 60th birthday. Under Royal Patronage, the Phuket King’s Cup Regatta is organised by the Phuket King’s Cup Regatta Organising Committee under the auspices of the Royal Varuna Yacht Club, in conjunction with the Yacht Racing Association of Thailand, the Royal Thai Navy and the Province of Phuket.


Thai lady archers beat farang men at ‘wand shooting’

Every month the Pattaya Archery Club holds a “fun shoot” where they shoot at something different than the normal archery targets. This month’s fun shoot was a “wand shoot” (more about this later).

Poppy, the wand shoot champion.

Clearly Thai ladies are skilled at the very difficult challenge of wand shooting, for two of them outshot the farang male archers by 18 hits to 13 hits much to the disappointment of the two French men and an English man also shooting at the wand.

In “Gold” position was Naruemon Piensamoer (“Poppy”), who scored an impressive 10 hits out of 24 (the highest-possible score);

In “Silver” position was Jantar Kaewloi (“San”), who scored 8 hits. These two Thai ladies’ total of 18 hits easily beat the 13 hits scored by the top two farang male archers.

In “Bronze” position was Philippe Bache of France, who scored 7 hits. This was a very creditable performance as Philippe had never shot at 50 metres before. Another farang man was Allan Jones of England, who scored 6 hits. Their combined score of 13 was just not enough to topple the victorious Thai ladies from their well-deserved win.

Wolf shows off his English longbow.

Gilbert Pelissier of France also scored 6 hits, but to pit three men against two women seemed a trifle unfair.

Newcomer to archery Siriphrapai Suchan (“Pie”) had never shot 50 metres before, so she was naturally a bit reluctant to join her two Thai lady colleagues on the shooting line, not wishing to “let them down”. Which was a shame, for shooting on her own after the others had finished, she scored 3 hits out of just 18 arrows.

Had she joined the others at the actual shoot, the three Thai ladies would have scored at least 21 hits (or more, had “Pie” shot 24 arrows, the same as everyone else). This would still have beaten the 19 hits that the three farang men scored together.

Better luck next time, boys!

What is wand shooting?

The history of wand shooting is shrouded in the mists of time and legend. It appears that many hundreds of years ago it was a rite of passage to mark the passing of a boy into manhood. To be regarded as a man, a boy had to shoot an arrow into a narrow piece of wood (the “wand”) stuck upright in the ground, at least 100 yards away.

The top 3 archers: (left - right) San, Philippe and Poppy.

In those days of yore all men normally started archery at seven years of age and were expected to be able to hit the wand with an arrow at a distance of 220 yards, by the time they were 15 years of age.

And of course in those days the only bow in England was the famous longbow. A bent stick of wood with no sight, no stabilisers or other gadgets or gizmos % which shot wooden arrows of dubious straightness.

The legendary Robin Hood was said to have been able to split a 2-inch willow wand at 100 paces, and it is this feat that modern wand shooting is based upon.

To anyone who has any experience of archery, to hit a stick of wood at 100 yards with a longbow is a really impressive feat. Probably explains why English and Welsh archers were so feared in those wars so many centuries ago.

Wolf, from Germany, is the only longbow shooter in the Pattaya Archery Club, but he is invariably working. The archery range, at the Pirates of Pattaya Shooting Club in Hua Yai, has a maximum distance of only 50 metres. Therefore some improvisation was needed to conduct a wand shoot in Pattaya.

So a strip of tape, 4 inches wide, stuck vertically onto a target served as a makeshift “wand”. Longbows were replaced by modern recurve bows and the distance was just 50 metres % but as near as could be got to replicating the real thing.

Even so, to hit such a narrow target at that range takes some doing, and the club members found this quite a challenge.

A number of the club’s members were absent from this shoot % working abroad, on holiday, or visiting their home countries. When most of them return to the club, then another wand shoot will doubtless he held % judging by the good reception this event received by the archers concerned.

Trying archery in Pattaya

Pattaya Archery Club shoots on Tuesdays, Thursdays, Saturdays and Sundays, beginning at 10.00 am and finishing at about noon or thereafter. Anyone % Thai or farang, young or old, man or woman % is welcome to come along to the Pirates of Pattaya Shooting Club in Hua Yai and find out what it is all about.

Beginners’ Coaching is held on a Tuesday and / or a Saturday. The Coach’s services and the use of the club’s bows, arrows and other equipment are free for beginners, and so it costs nothing to see if this challenging sport is for you.

For more details visit Pattaya Archery Club’s website at www.pattaya-archery-club. com, or telephone Eric, the club’s President, on 089 535 1193


IPGC Members Sunday Golf

Sunday, Sept. 5,
Green Valley - Stableford
1st Tom Byrne 36pts
2nd Robin Peach 35pts
3rd Chris Knapp 34pts

A competitive day at Green Valley saw Tom Byrne take the spoils with a very workmanlike 36 points. Tom is a Green Valley regular and used his course knowledge to good effect to rebuff the challenge of Robin Peach. Robin, holidaying from London, played steadily to relegate Chris Knapp to third. Rick Holmes and Ken Graham narrowly failed to achieve third with count back going to the back 6.

The ‘2’s were shared by Rick Holmes, Alec Hoare, and Tom Byrne.

Sunday, Sept. 12, Green Valley - Stableford
1st Rick Holmes 36pts
2nd Charles Sheppard 35pts
3rd Frank McGowan 33pts

Another wet day made the conditions tough for a good field of players. Rick Holmes is fighting his way back from injury and has been showing signs of a return to form. He hit the spot today with a very competitive 36 points to win from regular Green Valley stalwart Charles Sheppard. Irishman Frank McGowan took third a couple of points off the pace.

A brace of ‘2’s were achieved by another Irish regular Alec Hoare and Chris Knapp.

Sunday, Sept. 19,
Green Valley - Stableford
1st Rodney Hayes 37pts
2nd Roar Berger 34pts
3rd Chris Knapp 34pts

The course continued to play long with the sustained rains making the going soft. However, Australian Rodney Hayes made light of the difficult conditions to record an easy win with a commendable 37 points. Rodney has been a very low handicap golfer in his day and this is evident in his short game which stands him in very good stead. Roar Berger must have thought he was on the ski slopes of his native Norway as he sped to take second place from a flagging Chris Knapp.

Nobody made a ‘2’ today.

Presentations were conducted at the Golf Centre Bar on the course with amiable hosts John and Geoff, assisted by their lovely staff, taking excellent care of the golfers.

If you would like to play with the IPGC members at Green Valley on a Sunday, you can contact mobile 084 782 4582. All transportation to the course is arranged from The Haven leaving at 09.00 and you need to sign up prior to the day.


Bruce a clear winner at Pattana

PSC golf from The Caddyshack

Wednesday, Sept. 15, Pattana - Stableford

Thirteen players set off from the white tees over the difficult Pattana layout which proved to be even more of a challenge than normal due to a preponderance of sanded greens.

Clive Bruce fared the best amongst us with a one under handicap round of 37 points to take out the A Flight ahead of Damian Trant in second and Graham Beaumont in third, both on 32 points.

In the B division it was a close call between three combatants with Brian Orr taking the top honours with an even par 36 points and Ted Morris edged the count-back over Les Hall for second spot after both finished on 35.

A Flight
1st Clive Bruce (7) 37pts
2nd Damian Trent (9) 32pts
3rd Graham Beaument (11) 32pts
B Flight
1st Brian Orr (14) 36pts
2nd Ted Morris (12) 35pts
3rd Les Hall (18) 35pts

Note: The Caddy Shack is situated in Soi 8 Threppasit, just follow the soi to the well appointed Old English style bar. We play golf twice a week, Wed/Fri, until the punters return, then Mon/Wed/Fri. We can also arrange golf outside these days and have a notice board with future venues and an entry list. Email [email protected] for more information.


Burapha bares its teeth to Bunker brigade

PSC golf from The Bunker

Monday, Sept. 13, Phoenix - Medal

We made the short trip to Phoenix to find the course unusually quiet and in good condition. We teed off 20 minutes early and played at our own pace for the complete 18 holes, all in all, a great round of golf.

Geoff Cox, winner at Crystal Bay.

J.J. was steady all day, with only one bad hole on his card, to finish as the only golfer to better his handicap with a net 71. Geoff Parker continued his recent good form to finish second, one shot ahead of Peter Habgood.

Only 3 near pins were claimed by J.J., Mashi, and Dave Dolle.

1st J.J. Harney (11) net 71

2nd Geoff Parker (15) net 73

3rd Peter Habgood (17) net 74

Wednesday, Sept. 15, Burapha - Stableford

We made a return to Burapha to play the C and D courses (surely the hardest 2 nines here) to find they were still set up as prepared for the recent Thai PGA tournament held there. The fairways were cut extremely narrow, and the rough was extremely long, truly brutal, and almost impossible to play any kind of shot out of.

The scores on the day reflected the tough conditions, and several golfers were disheartened by the scores they were recording. The winner on the day was Geoff Parker, closely followed by Geoff Cox, with Reg Smart making a welcome return to the podium.

With the course set up like this, it has to be the toughest test of golf in the Pattaya area, but provides a good opportunity to appreciate just how good the pro’s are.

Geoff Parker, J.J. and Lee Butler secured the near pins on the day.

1st Geoff Parker (15) 33pts
2nd Geoff Cox (16) 32pts
3rd Reg Smart (26) 30pts
Friday, Sept. 17, Crystal Bay - Stableford

With many players currently on their travels, a small field set out to Crystal Bay to take advantage of the current low season promotion. We played the B and C nines and found them to be in good condition, and although the rain threatened, it held off for the complete round.

The long-hitting Alan Freeman made a welcome return (albeit a short one) and playing with a new driver he proceeded to make easy work of some of the shorter holes. Geoff Cox continued his newly found run of form to win with 36 points; Peter Habgood finished second and there was a 3-way tie for third with J.J. edging out Alan Freeman on a count-back

Near pin winners were Colin Stokes J.J., Mashi, and Peter Habgood.

1st Geoff Cox (16) 36pts
2nd Peter Habgood (17) 34pts
3rd JJ Harney (11) 33pts

With three wins and two second places, Geoff Parker has taken a commanding lead in the Golfer of the Month race. Only Geoff Cox and J.J. have chance to catch him over the remaining 5 games.


Boats almost needed at Navy

PSC Golf from Mulligans Lakeside

Tuesday, Sept. 14, Plutaluang - Stableford

Tuesday saw the group tee off in fine conditions at Navy with the South & East combinations to be our test for the day. It was 7 or 8 holes later, depending on what group you were in when the heavens opened, and the course was awash, greens unplayable, but we knew all would be well soon enough with a little patience. And so it was, after an hour or so, the rain abated, the greens drained sufficiently, and we were underway again.

The rain took only 1 casualty, Max, returning from a long lay-off decided the heavy going was not to his liking (fair enough too) and retired gracefully. We had welcomed a few new lads today, James, Richard, Steve & Ben, all battled through manfully.

The scores were influenced by the conditions, with Jeff Wylie (6) coping best, to return 32 points. Mike Pledgr (20) returning after knee replacement surgery was next best with 28 points, while Brian Ferrigno (26) returned 26 points to get the bronze.

Near Pins were secured by Jeff, Richard & Mike, with one not won so a donation to the Banglamung Boys Home follows.

Thursday, Sept. 16, Pleasant Valley - Stableford

Thursday was the return to Pleasant Valley, hoping for no rain, and so it turned out to be, with the round completed albeit under threatening skies. The course was in good condition, while three greens were lightly sanded, others rolled well at moderate pace.

Again it was Jeff Wylie (6) who led the way, this time with a much better score of 39 points, a combination of the comparative ease of the course and the better playing conditions. Second place went to Graham Hiskett (14) with 31 points, having thrown in several wipes from seemingly non threatening positions, but that’s amateur golf, one slip and it’s gone (sometimes).

Graham was to the fore with the near pins, claiming two, while Ed just edged him for his third, both players three-putting from 12 foot or so on the tricky 17th.

Note: Mulligans Lakeside plays golf generally on Tuesday & Thursday (we sometimes change to accommodate a Thai Holiday). Presentations are made at the course on Tuesday, with Mulligans Lakeside hosting the Thursday presentation. For more details on scheduling etc, please call Jeff 089 094 1841 or Ray 081 935 8088. Hope to see you there, Cheers & Good Golfing!


112 celebrate PSC’s 100th Monthly Tournament

The runner-up team.

Friday, Sept. 17 – St. Andrews

On a fine September morning some 112 PSC members came together to play in the 100th Monthly Golf Tournament (the first was played in late 2000). Where should such a celebration take place but at St Andrew’s, a name synonymous with golf the world over.

So if it started in 2000 – how come we have just got to 100? The answer is that there are 10 most years – in the other two months are the Charity Classic and the Club Championship.

Joe Mooneyhan – PSC Golf Chairman decided that this would be a 4-person Texas Scramble plus Near Pin’s and Long Drives – a popular decision as seen by the number playing – the best turnout for a while.

The winning team with PSC Golf Chairman, Joe Mooneyhan, far right.

As the members arrived to register they were greeted by Joe Mooneyhan, Max Matthews and Nigel Cannon and given a commemorative bag towel.

With a Noon shotgun start players began their journey to their appointed tees. The shotgun went off promptly and the competition was under way – however within 30 minutes rain arrived with thunder and lightening – so play was held up for around an hour. A few took the decision to call it a day but most carried on playing a sodden course and all finished in daylight (just).

Back in the Clubhouse Joe and Max were working out the results and technical prizes from some wet score cards and markers. However, for the players it was a nice hot shower followed by a couple of beers and we all felt better.

The third placed team.

Green Valley laid on a superb buffet and excellent service by the staff to provide the drinks.
Once all were in and the results calculated it was time for the presentation of the prizes.

MC Nigel Cannon welcomed all to this, the 100th PSC Monthly and introduced Golf Chairman Joe Mooneyhan who thanked Max for his hard work and all for their support on the day. He was followed by PSC President Tony Oakes who on behalf all of today’s competitors thanked Joe for a well run competition and appreciated the work it takes to run such a day.

Back then to PSC MC Nigel to announce the winners followed by the lucky draw.
The next monthly is on October 22nd at Pattana Golf and Sports Resort with the Presentation at the Diana Garden Resort.
1st
: H/cap: 4.8 Gross 64 Net 59.2: Terry O’Connor, Paul Lavender, L. Bantleman, Neil McAllister
2nd
: H/cap: 5.7 Gross 65 Net: 59.3: Seamus Cotter, Christy Knight, Jimmy Day, Pat Reagan
3rd
: H/cap: 8.3 Gross 68 Net 59.7: Peter Henshaw, George Jackson, Joe Tynan, Barry Copestake
4th
: H/cap: 3.9 Gross 64 Net 60.1: Bob Newell, Simon Philbrook, Jez Lees, Clint Hazlett
5th
: H/cap: 4.8 Gross 65 Net 60.2: Brad Spoxton, Nigel Flanagan, Jeff Cordeiro, Grant Cadell
Long Drives
: Clinton Hazlett, Eddie Bielby, George Jackson, Ada Tse.
Near Pins:
Eddie Bielby, Brad Gearie, Pat Reagan, Russell Exley.

Fourth placed team.


Ian ‘rips’ Green Valley apart

PSC golf from Lewiinski’s

Sunday, Sept. 12, Green Valley - Medal
A Flight
1st Ian Rippley (13) net 65
2nd Stan Bismuke (18) net 69
3rd Jim Elphick (22) net 69
Red Flight
1st Gib Nipaporn (18) net 73
2nd Yui Bietry (12) net 74
Near Pins:
No 4 Stan Bismuke, No 9 Ian Rippley, No 12 Jim Brackett, No 16 Bob Newell.

Peter Henshaw.

It is a well known rule amongst those who are resident in Pattaya that we have to get to our friends, whether they are coming for a long holiday or returning from work, early. Get to them before they acclimate to the Pattaya night life, in the case of the visitor, or before they get the rust out of their swing, in the case of the working lad. For Scotland’s Ian Rippley it did not go according to form as he opened his Pattaya stay with a brilliant gross 78 net 65 and victory in this month’s Medal.

It took a count-back to separate Stan Bismuke and Jimmy ‘two shots’ Elphick both tied on a net 69, the scales tipping in Stan’s favour.

The battle in the Red Flight went down to the wire with Gib Nipaporn net 73 edging Yui Bietry by a single shot to win the Red Flight medal.

Both Ian and Gib will join all the other qualifiers to compete in the gold medal at Green Valley in January 2011.

Back at Lewiinski’s it was party time as Ian gave a gracious bell ring to celebrate his victory, and to top it all we had a guest appearance of Christy ‘Buttons’ Knight and Cinderella.

Monday, Sept. 13, Crystal Bay - Stableford
1st Vic Hester (13) 41pts
2nd Mike Jeffreys (1) 39pts
3rd Morten Esseth (21) 36pts

No one knows when he will strike, but Vic ‘the silent Assassin’ Hester never keeps them waiting too long. Vic’s 41 points was the best on the day and it had to be that good to edge Mike Jeffreys rock solid 39 points. Morten Esseth’s even par round filled the rostrum.

‘Elvis’ and ‘Sat-nav’ both carded very good 35 point rounds.
Second placed Mike and third placed Morten split the ‘2’s pot between them.

Wednesday, Sept. 15, Treasure Hill - Stableford
A Flight
1st Peter Henshaw (16) 37pts
2nd Vic Hester (13) 36pts
B Flight
1st Christy Knight (21) 35pts
2nd jimmy Bell (21) 32pts

Peter ‘Don O’Corleone Henshaw, who continues to split his time between Lewiinski’s, the Sin Bin, Maggie Mays and relaxation in Pattaya, and who vacillates between a 15-19 handicap, finally stood atop the A Flight podium with a best of the day 37 points. Vic ‘The Silent Assassin ‘pushed Don O’Corleone all the way, coming in one shot adrift for his second pay day in as many games.

The other half of the Dublin Mafia, Christy ‘Buttons’ Knight, was not to be outdone by his sidekick as his 35 points took care of the junior flight. Jim ‘Houdini’ Bell gratefully accepted the silver with his 32 points.

Vic Hester, Tore Eliassen, Christy Knight and Marilynn Hayes shared the ‘2’s pot.

Note: Lewiinski’s is situated on Pattaya Land Soi 1, Beach Road Soi 13/3 near to Walking Street. Anyone wishing to play with us just pop in and add your name to the list or call Colin on 089 826 0764. Transport is provided.


Warning - Bus trouble

Golf from the Travellers Rest

The first four away at Plutaluang on Saturday (Hole 1, South Course):
Arnold Jones, Mod Chaviraksa, Prae Mattawong and Ted Senior.

Barry Hooper

My headline refers to a problem that occurred for the first time ever for the TRGG on Saturday 18th September whilst transporting our players to Plutaluang.

We have been using the same mini bus operator for the transport of our golfers for several years now without any problems or incidents. But on the way out to Plutaluang the bus hired for the day was stopped along with many others it seems by the police on the outskirts of Pattaya. Upon stopping it was announced by the police that our driver did not have the necessary documents to be using the vehicle for commercial purposes and it was seized on the spot and prevented from going any further.

You can imagine the consternation suffered for the five golfers on board. The matter is being taken up with the bus operator and we will try and report on the outcome.

Other transport was arranged to come out from Pattaya and bring the golfers to the course, arriving eventually some one and a half hours later than planned.

A warning to other golf trip operators - please check out your bus hire companies carefully and make sure that they are fully documented. I realize that could be a problem because the documentation is likely to be in Thai, but better safe than sorry!

Apparently the police are operating a crack down on the “unlicensed” mini bus services now on offer. Yet another thing to disrupt the pleasure of the few visitors that we have at the moment enjoying their personal sports pursuits or just travelling in this lovely country.

Monday, Sept. 13, Pleasant Valley - Stableford
Div. 1
1st Amphan North (10) 41pts
2nd Tewin Lamthong (12) 40pts
3rd Tony Avery (14) 39pts
Div. 2
1st Reg Cranwell (19) 41pts
2nd Kevin Rose (22) 39pts
3rd Robert Rose (21) 34pts

On Monday we went to Pleasant Valley with a very large group so two full divisions. We had not visited this course for some time and as the name depicts I am very glad to report we were “pleasantly” surprised. The course was in very good condition and played very well.

It was obviously to the liking of the ladies as the top two places in Div 1 went to Amphan North for the win with forty-one points and Tewin Lamthong in second place with forty. Third man home was Tony Avery with thirty-nine after winning the count back over Peter Karhu.

Div 2 found Reg Cranwell heading the field with forty points and following him in was Kevin Rose at thirty-nine. Some five back in third was Robert Rose at thirty-five.

Two ‘2’s on the day came from Amphan North and (Mr.’2’) Ted Senior

One day later on Tuesday we had a purely social golf outing to Wang Junta for the pleasure of the many Australian visitors that we have at the moment as well as our regular faithful followers. Enjoyed by all it seems despite the day being very wet. Many made comment that they would like to go back on a day with better weather.

Thursday, Sept. 16, Phoenix – Stableford
Div. 1
1st Tewin Lamthong (11) 38pts
2nd Ted Senior (14) 37pts
3rd Mike Smith (10) 36pts
Div. 2
1st Derek Thorogood (22) 33pts
2nd Jeff Boylan (26) 33pts
3rd Marnie Kregor (32) 32pts

On Thursday we went back yet again to Phoenix to play yet again the Mountain and Lakes layouts. We found the course to be in good condition, as always, and we had a large entry so two divisions. The course was also quiet so all had a reasonable time for their round. This venue has been really bringing out some good scoring recently, but like last week no one was able to break forty points.

Tewin Lamthong went one better that her Tuesday outing for the Div 1 win with thirty-eight points, just beating Ted Senior home by one (thirty-seven). Mike Smith was third at thirty-six.

In Div 2, Derek Thorogood just squeaked the win by one on the count-back over Jeff Boylan, both with thirty-three points. Third again was a count-back decision, this time in favour of Marnie Kregor over Peter Roberts with both players on thirty-two.

A near pin prize was on offer and was won by Amphan North. The Nagger award (lowest score) was won by a lady, Mod Chaviraksa, who obviously had one of her off days. She was very reluctant so I understand to accept the award but was eventually persuaded to drink from the female anatomy receptacle which contained the prize.

Only the one ‘2’ recorded and that was from Mike Smith.

Saturday, Sept. 18, Plutaluang S&N – Stableford
1st Warren Gallop (10) 42pts
2nd Derek Thorogood (21) 36pts
3rd Ted Senior (14) 33pts
4th Peter Roberts (16) 34pts

On Saturday we took a trip out of town to Plutaluang. We only had a small entry (I do not know why but many a golfer does not seem to like this course, but in my opinion it is a very fair test of golf) and the day was badly delayed by the police stop and seizure of the mini bus (see opening report) bringing five of the golfers to the course. But one group set off and the others followed a little time later.

The course was very damp as there had been considerable rain during the previous night so no buggies were allowed on the fairways and many decided to walk it seems.

Winner on the day was Warren Gallop with a fine forty-two points. It just goes to show that working on your game does pay off as I happen to know just how hard Warren has been practising lately. Second place went to Derek Thorogood with thirty-six points, his second podium place of the week. In third it was another placing for Ted Senior with thirty-three points to go with his second on Thursday. In fourth also with thirty-three, but losing out on the count-back over the last three holes, was Peter Roberts.

The near pin on the day (thanks must go to Mike Ensor whom I understand is the sponsor of the near pin awards at the TRGG) went to Derek Thorogood and there were two ‘2’s from Mod and Ted.

Note: If you want any further or fuller information about the golf outings played by the TRGG from the Travellers Rest Hotel please contact the hotel manager Tewin Lamthong on 086 056 7019 or just call in to the Travellers Rest in Soi LK Metro, Pattaya and look at the notice board or visit our website at www.trgg.biz


Thompson on top once more

PSC golf from The Three Sisters Bar

Once again the gods of good weather smiled down upon the Three Sisters players. Three groups went off from 6:00 to 6:45 a.m. at the Pattaya Country Club this past 15th of September.

Bill Thompson, right, (the chockee) and Larry Emerson (the choker).

There were some clouds about but mostly it was humid and sunny and a nice breeze was up during the last few holes. The course was in reasonably good shape but there was little roll on the dew covered fairways.

Back at Caddy Shack II the cards were tallied and the same players were at the top this week as they were last week. Bill Thompson came in first with 42 points followed by Larry Emerson with 35 (some folks can’t handle losing all the time). Trailing not too far behind were Mark Campbell 33, Ciano Clavia 30 and Herb Ishinaga 29.

Herbie provided the usual array of snacks plus home cooked meat loaf for sandwiches.


Parrish singing in the rain

PSC golf from Tropical Bert’s

The A Flight top three with Mick O’Meara.

Derek Brook
Tuesday, Sept. 14, Green Valley – Stableford

Well it rained, in fact it poured it down, and the fairways were running with water and there were swimming pools all over the place. We also had that jagged white stuff coming down from the sky, and thunder quite close. All in all it was very unpleasant. Wet, soaked to the skin under umbrellas, with the rain pounding down, what a fine day.

It had all started so well, fine breakfast at Bert’s, slow drive up to Green Valley, quick book in at a great rate, then over to the start where we were able to get away with no one in sight. What can go wrong?

The first few holes were fine, a bit overcast but we lived in hope. Then it started to rain, not too bad at first, a bit spitty, so the covers went on the bags, then the dark sky started to roll over and we knew we were in trouble.

So it rained, well poured down, for the best part of an hour, then it slowed down to a persistent drizzle, and we decided to wade through the water and finish the round. It was not fun, there was no place to put the ball that was not covered in ‘casual water’. Still, we finished, and surprisingly some had a good score. Most were just wet.

These golfers are crazy; where else can you have fun stood in shorts in the country, under an umbrella as lightning flashes and thunder crashes overhead. Yes we will all be there the next time.

Back at Bert’s most turned up but some were washed away. The winner of the A Flight, 0 to 17, was announced as Brian Parrish with 40 points ahead of Walter Baechli in second with 36 points and Mashi Kaneta in third with 35 points. In the B Flight, 18 up, the winner was P.S. Basi with 29 points on count-back over Mick O’Meara in second with Tom Cotton in third with 28 points. T.T.F.N.
Near Pins
: Brian Parrish, Mike O’Brien, Mick O’Meara, Dick Warberg
Long Putts
: Mashi Kaneta, Brian Parrish.


Roaring ‘forties’ at Pleasant Valley

PSC golf from the Café Kronborg

San Mig Stu

Monday, Sept. 13, Pleasant Valley - Stableford

There were 21 golfers who showed up to play this very well presented course today. As per usual the Admiral herded us aboard the buses at 0815 and forty minutes later we were at the club. The first group teed off at 0935 and managed to finish one hole before the rain hammered down. Sheltering under brollies and behind trees, as there were no shelters nearby, the first few groups hunkered down for twenty five minutes until the storm had abated. Most of the other players retreated to the comfort of the club house before venturing out to play as the storm subsided.

The Admiral, right, presents the Monthly Mug to September winner Per-Olav Baarli.

Despite the deluge, the course drained off very well and buggies were back criss-crossing fairways after nine holes of play. The greens were slow though and this attributed to the high points scores today.

Colin Swann was welcomed back a little earlier than anticipated following a few months back in the UK. Unfortunately he had left his golf clubs with Kevin Dinan, who is also away overseas and not due back until next week, so Colin’s first hit out for over two months was with a spare set that the Admiral loaned him. Nevertheless, regardless of this misfortune he still managed a win (of sorts).

Golfers worth a mention that didn’t run a drum were: Les Hall and Ken Bernek 35 points, Dave Richardson (Admiral) 36 points, Mike Gosden, Martin Todd and Per-Olav Baarli 38 points and Stu Rifkin 39 points. Whether the handicapper sharpens the knife with these aforementioned is conjecture. What is a certainty is that the most of the podium winners will be cut!

Ted Morris won the A flight with a scintillating score of 44 points. Not far behind in second and third were Bill Plath and Paul Avery, both with a commendable 42 points and Mike Allidi shot 70 off the stick with 41 points. Great golf guys!

Daryl Evans did B flight justice by firing a solid round for 41 points and first place. Second and third were Patrice Bardy and Graham Buckingham with good scores of 38 points and fourth was Mike Winfield also with a good score of 37 points.

A-Flight (0-16)
1st Ted Morris (12) 44pts
2nd Bill Plath (15) 42pts
3rd Paul Avery (10) 42pts
4th Mike Allidi (3) 41pts
B-Flight (17+)
1st Daryl Evans (22) 41pts
2nd Patrice Bardy (22) 38pts
3rd Graham Buckingham (18) 38pts
4th Mike Winfield (20) 37pts
Long Putts: #9 Andy Makara, #18 Mike Allidi

Having not played for a few months and having to use unfamiliar clubs, Colin Swann managed to win the Compass Cap today and his donation has now brought the bin to 4,540 baht. It is no doubt discouraging for all those golfers (this writer included) who have had a terrible or unlucky day on the course. However, on the flip side, they should take comfort in knowing that good has come from their disappointment(s) as some child or children will ultimately benefit by their donation(s).

A bon voyage was expressed to Mike Gosden who is off to Perth to celebrate his birthday with his mates over there. He will be back with us late this month.

Thursday, Sept. 16, Phoenix – Stroke/Medal

Twenty players fronted up for this month’s stroke event, held as always at the Phoenix Golf Course. Only 19 started though, as the Admiral had to pull out due to nagging illness. Nevertheless, he managed to have us all loaded up in the buses at 0815 for the relatively short trip down to the course.

As always this course presented itself extremely well and everyone enjoyed the superb layout. The greens were a pleasure to putt on and the fairways a treat to hit off. The weather was just about perfect with a good breeze to keep you cool and to make you think about club selections.

There were no stories of interest or gossip to pass around after the game, so one can only imagine that all were intent and focused on shooting a low score. Alas, only two players managed to play better than handicap.

Monthly Mug
Per-Olav Baarli (16) net 69
A Flight (0–16)
1st Owen Walkley (16) net 74
2nd Bill Plath (16) net 75
3rd Martin Todd (7) net 76
B Flight (17+)
1st Ken Bernek (20) net 71
2nd Frank Pilkington (18) net 74
3rd Mike Winfield (20) net 76

Paul Avery was the unfortunate winner of the Compass Cap charitable honor today. He was suffering with the dreaded stomach bug which forced many an uncharacteristic errant shot. The bin total is now 4,640 baht.


Lazecki rides out the storm

IPGC Pattaya Golf Society at Rabbi’s Elephant Bar

An empty St Andrew’s beckoned for the Pattaya Golf Society on Tuesday, 14th September as the group visited to play a stableford competition on this attractive course.

Thunderstorms surrounded the group as they teed off and it soon became clear the round would be punctuated by a break or two at some stage. Indeed after nine holes the heavens duly opened and a cool, almost cold and damp wait ensued. Refusing to accept defeat the group restarted in very soggy conditions where it was difficult to avoid water for the stance, stroke or position of the ball and it all became a bit of a lottery.

Lottery winners on the day included Len Jones whose thirty damp points took third place, four behind the soggy 34 point scorecard of Johannes Murgen. Unfazed by the monsoon conditions hardy Canadian golfer Tim Lazecki kept his cool and returned with a fine score of 35 points for the win.

There were understandably no birdie ‘2’s and the Booby Bevy went to Mr. Len after he tumbled from the twelfth tee box, sliding fully ten feet down the slope, only to finish his round with his back covered in mud and his underwear full of water! Still ne’er mind eh, it’s all part of wet season golf on the Eastern Seaboard.

Mac’s back

The Pattaya Golf Society visited beautiful Bangpra on Thursday, 16th September, for some monkey business, aka stableford golf. The course was very soft and damp as a result of recent rains and greens 2-9 were cored and dressed, but it did not detract from an excellent day’s golf. The sky remained overcast throughout meaning that conditions were extremely comfortable for the farang field.

Scores generally were low but Tim Lazecki still managed to get in the frame again with 32 points for a share of third place with Tore Eliassen and Kazuo Takimoto. Mikael Andersson continued his golfing rehab with 33 points for second place. Paul McNally made the impact the group has been waiting for, for so long, with his excellent gross 72 and but for a couple of putting lapses it would have been much better. His 42 points was a startling reminder of the golf of which the Englishman is capable.

Norman McKinnon and Taki shared the ‘2’s pot for their fine efforts on the eighth and twelfth respectively and the Booby Bevy went to Alan Maxwell for forgetting his golf shoes and playing the course in casual footwear, flip-flopping to a leaderboard low.

There were no other surprises on an excellent day at Bangpra.

Zimmerman runs hot at Rayong C.C.

The Pattaya Golf Society visited Rayong CC on Saturday, 18th September, to play a stableford competition. The course was as the group expected with slow greens but the very attractive costs made it a bargain as usual.

The group’s average winning score at the course is a very healthy 69 and this day was no exception with David Thomas finding a modicum of form just before his departure and recording 33 points to share third place with Alan Maxwell. In second was lean German golfer Johannes Murken and his 38 points was ample reward for some long hitting and accurate golf. The winner was Canadian golfer Martin Zimmerman and his 40 points off a handicap of thirteen was an excellent achievement on a course where putting was such a test.

Martin also recorded the day’s only birdie ‘2’ thereby enhancing his pocket money for the day. The Booby Bevy went to the returning Greg Gawron for his low score and fifteen - ten split.

Rayong C.C.? Good value and empty, what more can a Pattaya golf group wish for at a weekend.


Shuichi Kodaka piles it on

IPGC golf from The Haven

Monday, Sept. 13, Crystal Bay - Stableford
CSS 71
1st Shuichi Kodaka (18) 42pts
2nd Rodney Hayes (9) 37pts
3rd Joe Niisato (18) 36pts
4th Johannes Murkin (19) 36pts
5th Trevor Schirmer (13) 34pts

A smaller than average group set out from the Haven amidst the gathering clouds in high hopes that the rain would stay away and for once it did, although the conditions were not entirely ideal even though carts were allowed on the fairways, dispensing with the need for ‘winter rules’ on the day.

Shuichi Kodaka.

The heavy conditions put a premium of long driving but with the width of the fairways always helpful, it was a chance to open the shoulders and swing hard.

Shuichi Kodaka did exactly that and managed to play steadily mostly in-between, as he collected two birdies, for 4 points each, eight pars for 3 points each and even slipped in a couple of blobs to return a six under score and his best for several months.

He was followed in by the, as usual, steady Rodney Hayes with a one under handicap round in second and new comer Joe Niisato just getting the better of Johannes Murkin in a count-back for third with a better 21 to 20 score over the inward half. Trevor Schirmer clipped into fifth for an honourable mention a further two back.

There were no 2’s in either division.

Before presenting the prizes The Doc welcomed new member Joe Niisato, Stephen Gilmour and Anthony Cash and also welcomed back Johannes Murkin.

Wednesday, Sept. 15, Green Valley - Stableford
CSS 72
1st Marty Rock (11) 36
2nd Mike Dabanovich (11) 35
3rd Russell Exley (7) 34
4th Shuichi Kodaka (18) 31

Having got away with the weather on the previous outing, the trip to Green Valley proved to be rather more disappointing as the rains came down heavily causing the withdrawal of one of the groups who were caught in the open at the storms heaviest downpour.

Al Keith.

Marty Rock strode on after the stoppage for lightning and flooding to take another win and continue his success rate with The Haven’s group, as level par was enough to take the day’s top spot.

Mike Dabanovich kept in close touch for the whole round but was just unable to sink the vital putts at the right time and had to be content with second by the slimmest of margins.

Russell Exley again promised much and delivered less although there were some promising signs that his game will soon be on track and in good time for the upcoming “Rider Cup” match with The Rabbi’s at the end on the month. Shuichi Kodaka, although unable to match his fireworks of Monday, did well enough for fourth place.

Once again there were no 2’s in the second division but Mike Dabanovich and Mikael Andersson shared the first division pool which included a roll over.

After breaking the language barrier The Doc welcomed new member Iketani Yoshitaka before presenting the prizes.

Friday, Sept. 17, The Emerald - Stableford
CSS 72
1st Shuichi Kodaka (18) 38pts
2nd Rick Holmes (11) 36pts
3rd Warren Gallop (11) 35pts
4th Norman McKinnon (15) 35pts
5th Trevor Schirmer (13) 33pts

Once again Shuichi Kodaka led in the field, making it a terrific week of golf that resulted in a two stroke drop in handicap for the following week’s competitions. Even though the conditions were far from good, with heavy rains once again curtailing play on more than one occasion during the day, he managed to keep his game intact even after a one and a half hour stoppage, to collect his second win of the week.

Rick Holmes, taking time off from the driving range and the wall where he was to be found banging away during the past couple of weeks, turned in a very solid performance to return a level handicap round and claim second place.

Warren Gallop had the better of the count-back over Norman McKinnon with a 20 to 18 result on the back nine and once again steady Trevor Schirmer had a mention in fifth spot another two back from them.

There were no 2’s in either division.

Back at The Haven, Warren Gallop was welcomed back prior to the prize giving.

Note: If you would like to play with The Haven group you can contact mobile 084782 4582 or call in to the hotel at 185 Soi 13 between Beach Road and 2nd Road. All transportation to the course is arranged and you do not need to sign up prior to the day, but you should be there by 8.30 on Mondays, Wednesday, Fridays and Sundays on the days you wish to play. A schedule of courses to be played can be found on our web site at www.thehaven-hotel.com


Bridge in Paradise: by Neil Robinson

Imagine you hold the hand below and are the fourth to bid after three passes to you.  West dealt and everyone is vulnerable.  The hand certainly does not meet the rule of fifteen to open in fourth seat (the rule of fifteen states that high card points plus number of spades should add up to fifteen in order to open).  With only ten high card points, including the singleton king of spades, I would certainly pass.  What about you - what would you bid? 

S: K

H: AJ876

D: Q9652

C: 62 

                                  S: A752

                                  H: Q1043

                                  D: A8

                                  C: J74               

S: J1098                                               S: Q643

H: K95                                                 H: 2

D: J43                                                   D: K107

C: AQ9                                                 C: K10853

                                  S: K

                                  H: AJ876

                                  D: Q9652

                                  C: 62                   

If you chose to pass out the hand, as I would have done, you would have missed a game!  Of the six tables where this was played, only one passed it out.  Four tables ended up in game in hearts played by South, and three of these made it.

The defence can take a diamond, a heart and two clubs.  However, if West makes the probable lead of the jack of spades, declarer will take it in hand with the king and then cross to the ace of diamonds on board.  A low club is thrown on the ace of spades and now the defence can take only three tricks - a club, a diamond and a heart.  So four hearts bid and made by South.

If you have bridge questions, or to send me your interesting hands, please contact me at: [email protected].


Cousins heads the high scores at Khao Kheow

PSC golf from The Outback Golf Bar

Joey’s column

Monday, Sept. 13, Burapha - Stableford

A massive Aussie invasion boosted the players at Burapha to the highest number since early in the year, a total of 57 Outbackers. Playing C & D from the whites, some seem to relish the narrow fairways and long rough, leaving many of the regular players in their wake. However, it must be said that we remain very sceptical of the new USGA handicap system, introduced last April in Australia, as many players are still seeing big increases to their handicap, some guys playing with us today have gained up to five shots virtually overnight!

Alan Hinder (seated) enjoys his wine with friends Stan, Rich & Capt’ Bob.

Although the scoring in Div D was not as high as the others, it was dominated by the Aussies with all four places going to the west coast visitors led by Bryan Moore (36pts). The best placed regular was B2 way back in fifth with just 29pts.

Div C went to another Aussie, Brian Moore, with 40 points playing off 18, who received an immediate cut of two shots down to 16. Doug Campbell got the better of Bob Parsons on count-back to fly the local flag, both with 38 points ahead of Bob Lindborg on 36.

Siam Old Course specialist Lumpy Russell, now off the Natch, showed us all how to play golf with a spectacular 43 points to take Div B by seven from one of his visiting mates, Bob Bower with 36. Maybe it is time that the PSC handicap committee took a long look at the Siam ratings?

Finally, believe it or not, our Capt’, whose golf has been totally out of sorts for a while, headed the premier division with 39 points, even though he seemed to drop the reins over the last three holes, losing five shots to par. Steve Mann, who helped out at the start and with the results again today, thanks mate, also had a good round to take second with 38.

There were eight ‘2’s from John McDonald, John O’Keefe, Paul Young, Hans Kafka, Bob Philp, Gary Leslie, Brian Elsegood and finally another but different, John O’Keefe.

Div A (0-12)
1st Bob Philp (10) 39pts
2nd Steve Mann (10) 38pts
3rd John McDonald (10) 37pts
4th Gary Leslie (8) 35pts
Div B (13-16)
1st Lumpy Russell (13) 43pts
2nd Bob Bower (16) 36pts
3rd Brian Elsegood (16) 36pts
4th Rosco Langoulant (13) 35pts
Div C (17-20)
1st John Mills (18) 40pts
2nd Doug Campbell (17) 38pts
3rd Bob Parsons (18) 38pts
4th Bob Lindborg (19) 36pts
Div D (21+)
1st Bryan Moore (30) 36pts
2nd Mike Hender (23) 34pts
3rd Howard Marsden (23) 34pts
4th Chris Van Hausen (32) 32pts
Tuesday, Sept. 14, Pattaya C.C. - Stableford

If you’re wondering why no scores have been posted for Tuesday at Pattaya Country Club, it is one, because it was an incomplete round, and two, we (the Outback) have lost all the scores!

There were 12 Outbackers on the course, which looked considerably better today than it did a week ago, apart from the first couple of greens, which were still pretty ropey.

The weather was muggy and oppressive with not a breath of wind; it needed a storm to clear the air. As the round progressed, it became clear why there was no wind, as the course was being flanked by two storms, thus negating the usual effect (wind intake) of a depression, countering each other.

Eventually, as the last group was playing 15th hole, one storm took hold and that is where the golf came to its abrupt soggy end. One group finished all eighteen holes but it was declared a fifteen hole tournament which was won by Frank O’Neill with 32 points, second (we think) was Geoff Moodie (28pts), third was Alan Pearce (27pts) and fourth, we believe, was Roger Yabsley.

Wednesday, Sept. 15, Phoenix - Stableford

Phoenix played host to 25 Outbackers playing the Mountain and Lake nines. Murray Hart (aka Muzza) has seen his handicap tumble from 15 to 12 in recent weeks but he is still managing to beat the handicapper, as he notched up yet another win – but only just this time. He won Div A with 37 points getting the nod over John McDonald on count-back.

Div B went to photograph as we had a three way tie on the line as Ed Delaney, Jum and Bruce McAdam all scored 36 points. Afterwards in the steward’s room, Jum was placed first ahead of Bruce and Ed, who has also seen his handicap reduced, coming down from 31 a short while ago to 27 now.

There were three ‘2’s from Tony Garnett, Bruce Milner and Ivan Plunkett and our thanks go to Steve Mann once again, who ran the day on behalf of the Outback.

Div A (0-17)
1st Murray Hart (12) 37pts
2nd John McDonald (10) 37pts
3rd Hans Kafka (16) 36pts
Div B (18+)
1st (Jum) Karagit (20) 36pts
2nd Bruce McAdam (21) 36pts
3rd Eddie Delaney (27) 36pts
Friday, Sept. 17, Khao Kheow - Stableford

Well it was like old times playing the A & B loops here, playing from the yellow tees which were in some cases on the white blocks with just a little splattering of rain about halfway round, but nothing to worry anybody. An interesting arrangement also is that the caddies supply the rain cover for your clubs, the only other courses I know that does this are two Siams.

Anyway back to golf, with 38 Outbackers playing, there were some fantastic scores; one coming from George Cousins with an unbelievable 45 points, welcome to your new handicap George, how does 16 feel?

Following closely were scores of 41 (from Stan Rees Div C winner, new h’cap 24), 40 (from John Mills Div B runner-up, new h’cap 15) and 39 from Steve Milne Div B third. If you want to know why you’ve been cut three shots John, you’ve had too many 40pts+ scores!

I didn’t think the course was that easy but playing with the likes of Jim Moreton, Paul Bourke and my good mate from Ireland, Briany Christie, it wasn’t long before the beer started to flow and the poor old Captain had to go home early, being slightly inebriated to say the least.

Alan Hinder has been setting the courses alight with scores of 5 points at Burapha and 10 points at Phoenix this week. I bet a bottle of wine with him that he couldn’t double his score again. He initially returned a score of 22 points, having consumed the bottle of wine, he produced his real scorecard of just 12 points. I’ll get you back!

This is a great course and was well set up and in great condition all around; the greens were like lightning if you were above the hole. All in all a very good day was had by all.

There were five ‘2’s from Pottsy, Paul Bourke, Jim Moreton, John O’Keefe and Bob Philp.

Div A (0-13)
1st Murray Hart (12) 36pts
2nd John Merrick (7) 35pts
3rd Bob Philp (10) 35pts
4th James Brackett (7) 35pts
Div B (14-18)
1st George Cousins (18) 45pts
2nd John Mills (18) 40pts
3rd Steve Milne (14) 39pts
4th Lawrie McBride (14) 37pts
Div C (19+)
1st Stan Rees (25) 41pts
2nd Brian Maddox (20) 36pts
3rd Howard Marsden (23) 35pts
4th Bryan Moore (30) 34pts

Note: The Outback Golf Bar is situated about 6km from Sukhumvit Road along Soi Siam Country. All are welcome to come and join us for a beer and a hit. Just call in and put your name down on the list or give Bob a call on 087 941 2474.


Sea fishing with the PSC

Six anglers and one guest (my driver - Chote) participated in the mid-month fishing trip on Tuesday, Sept. 14. Everyone agreed the trip was an unqualified success and, with a millpond ocean, an enjoyable time was had by all.

The anglers and boat crew hard at work.

There were 2 bag catches of 10 kilos plus and all members had at least 5 kilos. Again, only 2 moderately large snapper about 1 1/2 kilos were caught this trip, but the numerous 1-pounders (nice pan size) made up for the lack of large fish.

Chote and I were the most successful with one large snapper each and 10 kilo bags apiece. The photo shows Chote, Captain and deck hand busy scaling, gutting and cleaning the fish with several interested on-lookers admiring the catch. Taking home fish already cleaned is a big bonus and well worth the additional tip the crew receive.

Apologies to Summai, the picture of her with 6 fish on the one line did not process properly and could not be printed.

Our boat boy has proven to be a big asset assisting in baiting the hooks, detaching fish, untangling lines etc. and doesn’t stop working all day.

This week I purchased some new fishing equipment and tackle from a shop in Bang Saray and found prices to be considerably lower than in Pattaya. The shop is located in the same soi as Khram Marine Fishing Lodge, close to the number 2 pier. Whilst the range of equipment is somewhat limited, it merits a visit for tackle replacements.

Rich Murphy, joint PSC fishing coordinator, who has been in the U.K. for nearly 2 months due to family commitments, is scheduled to return in 5-6 weeks. We wish you well and look forward to your return and your valuable assistance.

The next monthly trip is scheduled for 2 October and is fully booked with 8 confirmed attendees. We have already received 4 booking requests for the next monthly trip on 6 November and will arrange another mid-month trip around 12 October as some prefer mid-week trips leaving weekends free for other activities.

Please contact me (Captain Dene) on 081 862 6279 or the PSC office to book trips.


First place Kronborg suffer rare pointless day

Pattaya Sports Club Bowling League

200 Bowlers: Nok, Mio, Jang, Wade, La & Sak.

Café Kronborg have been in first place most of the league but they finally had an off day and lost four points to the USMC team. Mai Munsitha had a 519 series and Joe Ferral a 500 for USMC. Jang Shaw rolled a 225 final game for Kronborg but the other two games were not good.

Second place VFW Post 9876 lost three points to Green Tree with Tukata Thompson leading Green Tree with a 520 series and Somrak bowled a 534 for VFW. Third place Brother D won all four points from Jack Tar behind Dang Downs 547 series and Sak who had a 205 game. Yeow was best for Jack Tar with a 522 series.

Wade Meyers bowled a 213 game, 557 series and La Montgomery had a 204 game, 555 series, to lead Canada to a three point win over Sabai Friday. Nok Kennedy had a 237 game and 564 series for Sabai Friday but did not get much support from her two team mates.

Mio Aamlid also had a good day as she bowled a 224 game and 573 series to lead House of the Golden Coin to a three point win over Bavaria. Leo Kretscher bowled a 522 series for Bavaria.

The Pattaya Plus Bowl crew did a good job this week getting the lanes oiled better than normal and we hope to see this every week.

Results & Standings Sept. 17 (week 14)

Pos.  Team                                      Score      Standings
1        Café Kronborg                       0 - 4          40 - 16
2        VFW Post 9876                      1 - 3      37.5 - 18.5
3        Brother D                                 4 - 0      31.5 - 24.5
4        Green Tree                               3 - 1      28.5 - 27.5
5        Sabai Friday                           3 - 1          28 - 28
6        Canada                                    4 - 0      26.5 - 29.5
7        House of the Golden Coin   3 - 1          26 - 30
8        USMC                                      4 - 0          24 - 32
9        Bavaria                                    1 - 3          20 - 36

10    Jack Tar                                    0 - 4        18 - 38