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Money matters:   Graham Macdonald MBMG International Ltd.

Where do we go from here? Part 2

A key theme in establishing credentials is that a manager needs to have a track record of making the right calls, both historically and recently. He also needs to be impartial and he needs to be up to date.
Do not be surprised if organisations who have a vested interest in equities are still recommending equity funds. If they do this because this is all they have or where their main strengths lie then you might find that they tend to recommend equities indiscriminately in all conditions. Such a recommendation ceases to have any meaning or significance - it is simply a mindless mantra, like a recorded message over and over again.
It is worth remembering that any assets that were bought prior to the credit crunch and the 2008 crash would have been bought looking at a very different global economy to that which we face now.
In 2008 alone, the following events occurred:
- Russia invaded Georgia (and then lost at beach volleyball in the Beijing Olympics to Georgia)
- Terrorists attacked Mumbai
- America elected its first black President
- Oil reached an all time high in July of $147.27/barrel but finished the year down by over 2/3 from the peak
- The financial system came close to collapse with the US rescue package exceeding $1 trillion as the year ended
- The UK banking system saw HBoS and Bradford & Bingley follow Northern Rock into oblivion with RBS and Lloyds falling into significant government ownership
- Thailand’s parliament and airport were occupied by anti-government protesters
- Bear Stearns, Lehman Brothers, Washington Mutual and AIG were among the big casualties in America
- The governments of the Low Countries had to rescue ABN and Fortis
- The Australian Dollar came within touching distance of parity with the US$ before falling back to around 60 cents at the year end
- The S&P 500 had its second worst year ever
- US government bonds were at one stage rated higher risk than those of McDonalds Corp
- Bernie Madoff’s giant Ponzi scheme using US equities was uncovered
The world is a very different place now compared to a year ago. Any asset allocation strategy should be based on how the world looks today - not how someone mistakenly thought it looked pre-crash. New opportunities exist now and totally different information is available.
Look forwards not back - portfolio allocation should be driven by prevailing economic conditions. We would never, ever believe in the concept of holding onto an asset because of its value today relative to its cost. That has nothing to with its relative attractiveness. Two investors may each hold the same share which may today be valued at $10 per share. One investor may have paid $5 to buy the share five years ago. The other may have paid $20 just a few months ago. The prospects are the same for each investor going forwards irrespective of the fact that one is showing a 100% gain and the other is showing a 50% loss. The future behaviour of the asset is completely irrelevant to the purchase price.
This is, again, where the psychological aspect comes in. However, any understandable reluctance to realize an asset at a loss is based on emotion not rationality. Emotion generally does not predicate good investment decisions. The emotions of investors who feel more able to live with a loss on an asset so long as they do not realize that loss by selling the asset are entirely understandable, very human but ultimately pure self-deception - the asset is currently selling for today’s price whether you choose to sell it or keep it. The only question of relevance is, “Looking at today’s investment conditions, how much, if any, of that asset should I hold?”
To answer that, we would always go back to the only measure that we understand for deciding whether to buy, sell or hold any asset - the relative attractiveness of the disposed value of that asset compared to cash. In life, doing nothing is rarely the right solution to any problem.
Understand history - one widely used argument is that history supports the idea of holding onto assets that have fallen in value. I suppose the idea here is that empirical evidence can be produced that shows that it is invariably better to hold than to sell; better to stick than to twist as it were.
However, such claims are generally based on very flawed hypotheses. Fidelity analysed stock market performance over the period 1993-2008. Being primarily an equity manager, their research supported the idea of remaining invested in equities throughout a cycle. They supported this with a table showing the effect of missing the best days in the global equity markets over the last fifteen years. For instance, an investor into the S&P 500 had made returns of 8.39% per annum during this time. Take out the best ten days over that period that return fell by over 3% per year. That sounds a lot.
However, it should be remembered that the ten best days were widely interspersed throughout the whole time span. To manage to be invested for 3,644 days but to pull out JUST for each of the ten widely scattered days and be re-invested for the next day would take far more monkeys equipped with Quotron machines and dealing desks than would ever be needed at typewriters to produce the complete works of Shakespeare, Proust and Tolstoy.
It is a totally implausible idea that someone would choose to not invest for just ten days out of fifteen years and would, somehow, randomly pick ten days dotted so variously throughout the fabric of the period.
To be continued…

The above data and research was compiled from sources believed to be reliable. However, neither MBMG International Ltd nor its officers can accept any liability for any errors or omissions in the above article nor bear any responsibility for any losses achieved as a result of any actions taken or not taken as a consequence of reading the above article. For more information please contact Graham Macdonald on [email protected]@mbmg-international.com.comm.com.com



Snap Shots: by Harry Flashman

A study of opposites

Diptych by Tom Moody

When you were very young, you were taught ‘opposites’. Hot and cold, big and small, young and old, black and white and so on. An endless list.
However, one very good way to give extra impact to your photographs is to ‘pair’ your images by use of opposites. This visual impact makes the use of contrasting images excellent subjects for ‘wall art’ - especially when displayed in diptych format.
The first, and one of the most obvious contrasts is to take the same subject, but at different times of the day. The old phrase “as different as night and day” is crying out to be used. Pattaya Bay by day and night is an obvious example. Main streets day and night are again extremely good.
Now there are a couple of tricks here that you have to watch. The first is that you must take the shots from exactly the same position, even if you have to camp there all day! What I often do is to mark the spot where the shot was taken in the morning, so I can come back and find the identical spot later. The second factor is to make sure that if you are using a zoom lens, that you use the same setting each time. The idea is to ensure that the only item of change is the lighting.
Another contrast is to use the weather to give you a different look to the same subject. Even a street scene with pedestrians taken in daylight and then again with umbrellas in the rain tells a very different story. Once more, you are recording the same subject in another way. So next time it is teeming down with rain (and that seems every day right now) go outdoors with your camera and get something pleasing and then recreate it in the dry.
What we will do now is to exercise our minds (yours and mine) and come up with some opposites - then work out how to present these on film. As I have said so many times, a good photograph is “made” rather than just happening. The way the pro’s work is to build on a concept and then work out the way of showing it on film.
So let’s take some - there is young and old that springs immediately to mind. A shot of a very old person with a young child is always an attention grabber. Now, how many times have you seen big advertising companies use just that shot? Lots!
What about old and new? The range here is as big as your imagination. A shiny new car parked beside a wrecked one, a new beach umbrella beside a tattered old one, a shot of a workers corrugated iron and packing case ‘house’ beside a bright, spanking new mansion. Or even a photo of a box Brownie and a new Nikon.
There’s even more - hot and cold, rough and smooth, light and heavy - there is really no end to what you can portray when you start thinking about it.
But it doesn’t end there either. Think about the different ways you can do things. From digging a trench with an old shovel, to watching a huge mechanical ditch digger at work. How about a sundial with a watch hooked on it? A light bulb and a candle, a horse and buggy and a new Mercedes. Again, just let your imagination run riot and go from there.
Now presentation of contrasting images is important too. This is where you should finally select the best two shots and get enlargements done. 10 inches by 8 inches (called 8R by most labs) is a good size and then get them mounted side by side using a double matte. With the cost of framing being so cheap in Thailand it is very easy to produce great wall art. All that is needed are your images and some original imagination. This weekend, make some wall art and amaze your friends with your creativity. By the way, a real diptych is generally hinged between the two pictures. More expensive, but looks great.


Modern Medicine: by Dr. Iain Corness, Consultant

Hear today and gone tomorrow!

Sorry about the heading for this week’s column. I can’t help myself some days! However, hearing is something we tend to take for granted, and we shouldn’t.
I began to think about ears and hearing during Children’s Day. In one of the large shopping centers they had dedicated the stage area for children’s entertainment. The noise from the battery of boom boxes was so loud that foreigners were walking through the shopping mall with their fingers in their ears. Without the benefit of a sound pressure level machine to get an accurate reading, I would estimate that the children were being exposed to around 120-125 decibels (dB). The significance of this is that adult workers should not be exposed to more than 90 dB for an eight hour day (legislated in many countries). Children should be exposed to much less.
I have always wondered why musical performances/entertainment in this country need the volume control wound right up. Now I know. The audience has been rendered deaf after a few Children’s Day experiences! This also goes a long way towards explaining why the local populace does not hear phones ringing, and why the girl in the next office has her mobile phone ring tone set on maximum. I know she has an incoming call before she does!
However, the reason for deafness is not all the result of Children’s Day. There are other reasons, including (dare I say it) getting older! The effects of aging start around 20 years of age, and our hearing starts a gradual decline. Higher frequencies are usually the first to go. This age-related hearing loss is normal and is similar to the age-related effects with vision.
The two main types of deafness are called Conductive deafness and Nerve deafness. Deafness at birth is known as congenital deafness, while deafness that occurs after birth is called adventitious deafness, and the most common cause of adventitious deafness is noise, which accounts for over one quarter of people affected by hearing loss (which gets us back to Children’s Day).
A brief look at the anatomy of the ear will help understanding the causes of deafness. The ear is made up of three different parts, including the outer ear which is the part you can see. Its shape helps to collect sound waves. A tube, called the external ear canal, leads inward to the eardrum.
The middle ear is separated from the outer ear by the eardrum. The middle ear contains three tiny bones called the malleus (hammer bone), the incus (anvil bone) and the stapes (stirrup bone). These bones amplify the movement of the eardrum produced by sound waves making the drum move in and out. The Eustachian tube connects the middle ear to the back of the throat and helps to equalize air pressure.
The inner ear is where the sound waves are picked up by a tiny spiral-shaped organ called the cochlear. Hairs on the cochlear sense the vibrations and pass the message as electrical impulses to the brain via the cochlear nerve.
Now, Conductive deafness is caused by the failure of the three tiny bones inside the middle ear to pass along sound waves to the inner ear. Another common cause of conductive deafness is the failure of the eardrum to vibrate in response to sound waves. A build-up of fluid in the ear canal, for example, can dampen the movement of the eardrum. In many cases, treatment is available for conductive deafness and normal hearing will return.
Nerve deafness is caused by disease, trauma or some other disruptive event targeting the cochlear nerve. The rest of the ear, including the tiny bones and eardrum may be working, but the electrical impulses cannot reach the brain. Most cases of nerve deafness do not respond to treatment.
Remember that Deafness can range from mild to profound and has multifactorial causes including injury, disease and genetic defects, and excess noise accounts for over one quarter of people affected by hearing loss.
You can also have your hearing tested medically in our well-equipped Hearing, Speech, Balance, Tinnitus Center. Tomorrow, rather than next month is best!


Heart to Heart with Hillary

Dear Hillary,
I’ve been reading you for some time and it seams (sic) to me that you’ve got a down on the bar girls. Why? They all speak English and know how to keep a feller entertained. They’d make a much better wife than the stuck up society girls you are telling everyone to hook up with. Time for you to be a bit more real old gal, and stop knocking the working girls.
Pete
Dear Pete,
I think it is time you went through the back copies of this illustrious newspaper, my Petal, and see and note what I have really been saying. However, you are right, the bar girls do speak (some kind of) English, and so I suppose if you are looking for a long term relationship with a woman and you are happy with the in-depth conversations of “Hello sexy man,” and “Sit down please” and “Buy me cola”, then you are in paradise. This depends upon, of course, you having an endless supply of cola at home, plus a rather large always-full wallet. The “working girls” are just that - they are working and like all good workers deserve their hire. What is forgotten in that heady rush of blood to the brain is that you are doing exactly that - hiring. “Mia chow” (rented wife) expects a monthly salary for her. It is not the more commonly thought of “housekeeping” money. She will demand a salary, which is untouchable. Does this make them a “better wife” as you claim? Each to his own, I suppose, but long term liaisons with working girls do not have a good long term history, Pete.

Dear Hillary,
I married my Thai fiancée after a year of engagement. She is a professional lady and we have always done everything in a proper fashion. My wife is 15 years younger than me and this gives us a problem. When we go out, many foreigners assume that my wife must be, or have been, a bar girl even though she in no way acts like one. She has no tattoos or wears sexy dresses or even smokes. I realize that as high as 85 percent of all Thai-foreigner marriages are between bar girls and “sex tourists”, but this is not so for other 15 percent of Thai-foreigner marriages. Please tell your readers that not all Thai-foreigner marriages are between bar girls and “sex tourists,” and stop making false assumptions.
Jack
Dear Jack,
Now you’ve got all that off your chest, do you feel a little better, Petal? However, I think you have made a few false assumptions yourself too. Where did you get that figure of 85 percent of Thai-foreigner marriages are between bar girls and what you call “sex tourists”? Let me assure you that sex tourists do not come to Thailand to get married. That is why they are sex tourists - they want the fun in bed without the filling out forms at the local Ampur office. Honestly, Jack, 85 percent of Thai foreigner marriages are between people such as yourself and your wife. The foreigners who “look down” on you are the foreigners who are not in the marriage market, just the bar meat market. Ignore them, my Petal.

Dear Hillary,
I will be coming to Thailand next month and I like to rent motorbike and ride all over your beautiful country. I arrive Chiang Mai and go Bangkok after two weeks. Is possible? Yes or no? Where do I get the bike? I do not need big bike as I am small man. I ride Vespa in Paris, so I am OK in the saddle. Is it with insurance and can I ride with French license? Will girl come with me on motorbike? Thank you.
Pierre.
Dear Pierre,
You have certainly got plenty of questions, especially for a small man, as you so quaintly put it. I really think that you should sit down on the seat of your trusty Vespa and think again, Pierre. I have been to Paris and seen the standard of hair-raising driving there - but Pierre, my Petal, it is nothing compared to the driving in this country. When you ride a motorcycle here it is not a case of “if” you have an accident, it is “when” you have an accident. You don’t meet another Vespa coming up the Champs Elysee the wrong way, now do you? The gendarmes would not allow it. Here it is a different story. Going the wrong way down a one-way street is normal in Thailand. They say that one of the ways you know you’ve been in Thailand too long is when you look both ways before crossing a one-way street! This country has one of the highest road tolls in the world, and that is just one of the reasons why. Forget it Pierre. Next month is the Songkran month and the last place you want to be in the water throwing marathon is riding a motorcycle. Take a tour bus. The girls are happier on tour buses anyway and will help negotiate a good price for you (while getting a small slice of the price from the tour bus operator as well).


Let’s go to the movies: by Mark Gernpy

Now playing in Pattaya
Seven Pounds: US, Drama/ Romance – Will Smith is an IRS agent who is depressed and guilt-ridden about mistakes from his past, and he sets out to make amends by helping seven strangers.  When he meets a beautiful woman with a heart condition, and falls in love with her, his plans suddenly become very complicated.  Directed by Gabriele Muccino (The Pursuit of Happyness).  Grim, morose, and undone by an illogical plot.  Generally negative reviews.
Miss You Again / A-Nueng Kidthueng Pen Yang Ying: 
Thai, Comedy/ Drama – The third entry in veteran director Bhandit Rittakol’s popular teen romance series that began in 1992 with I Miss You, and continued with I Miss You 2 in 1996.  It’s a teenage movie about old school friends trying to save their financially-troubled school from closing and being sold to a big supermarket company.
Dragonball Evolution: 
US, Action/ Adventure/ Fantasy/ Sci-Fi/ Thriller – A young warrior seeks to gather all seven Dragonballs to prevent the evil Piccolo from using the magical orbs to take over the world.  Based on the popular Japanese manga by Akira Toriyama, the creator of best-selling graphic novels, video games, and a phenomenally successful television series.
Bolt:
US Animation/ Comedy/ Family – John Travolta does a superb job voicing Bolt, a canine TV star convinced of his superpowers who sets out on a cross-country journey to find his owner.  I found this whole enterprise a complete delight, containing many moments of real heart.  If you at all enjoy animation, don’t miss this one.  Generally favorable reviews.
Watchmen: 
US/ UK/ Canada – Action/ Drama/ Fantasy/ Sci-Fi/ Thriller – Once you accept the violence and the comic-book origins, a monumental film.  If you liked The Dark Knight or A Clockwork Orange, you should appreciate this.  Complex and multi-layered, it’s set in an alternate 1985 America in which costumed superheroes are a part of everyday life, Richard Nixon is in his fifth term as president, and the US won the war in Vietnam – and Vietnam is now the 51st State.  Rated R in the US for strong graphic violence, sexuality, nudity, and language.  Mixed or average reviews.
Best of Times: 
Thai Romance/ Drama – Leisurely romantic drama centers on two couples, young and old.  A young vet struggles to forget his first love, and when he meets her again years later she doesn’t seem to remember him at all.  An elderly man and woman, each alone in the world, meet and fall in love.  By the director of Iron Ladies and Metrosexual.
Power Kids: 
Thai Action/ Comedy – Except for the fights, a film of mind-boggling ineptitude about kids battling terrorists in a hospital.  Sloppy script and plotting, sloppy directing and photography – none of which seemed to bother the audience, who seemed to enjoy it immensely.
Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li:
US Action/ Sci-Fi – Only for die-hard “Action” fans in my opinion.  Has received mostly dreadful reviews, with which I have to concur, but there is a place for things like this, and some people like them.  Adapted from the popular series of “Street Fighter” video games.  Undercover Interpol agent and female fighter Chun-Li (Kristin Kreuk) gives up her career as a concert pianist to seek justice after she discovers that her father has been murdered.  She is something like a female Batman for being rich, brooding, and orphaned.  Interesting location shooting in the Bangkok slums, but I am not sure this movie is something Thailand needs the world to see right now, wallowing as it does in the corruption and poverty of Thailand.  Reviews: Extreme dislike or disgust.
Valkyrie:
US/ Germany Drama/ History/ Thriller/ War – This has a really very good script; it’s intelligent, makes sense, the dialogue is terse and expressive, the plotting is solid, and it’s tense and exciting.  One of the better scripts in recent memory, about the near-miss assassination of Adolf Hitler by a ring of rebel German army officers in 1944, starring a restrained and excellent Tom Cruise.  A well-crafted, thinking-person’s action movie.  It is also a project that takes its research seriously, and has gone to great lengths to insure the accuracy of what is portrayed.  For many reasons, I think it’s a movie to be seen.  Highly recommended.  Mixed or average reviews.
Outlander:
US Action/ Sci-Fi – Full-bodied Sci-Fi escapism that should satisfy your cravings for both action and Norse mythology in one fell swoop.  Mixed or average reviews.
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button: 
US Drama/ Fantasy/ Mystery/ Romance – with Brad Pitt, Cate Blanchett, Tilda Swinton. Received Oscars for best art direction (and set decoration) – the sense of time and place, and the attention to the details of the period settings, were mind-boggling; and for best achievement in makeup – which indeed was wizardry; and for best achievement in visual effects – which was richly deserved.  Very much worth seeing for the marvels of filmmaking art.  Generally favorable reviews.