Khao Kheow bares its teeth

PSC golf from The Café Kronborg

Derek Brook
Monday, 21 July, Treasure Hill – Stableford
The Treasure Hill Golf and Country Club was the host to a stableford competition in one flight under very hot and sunny conditions. Kris Helgasson took the flight on count back from Hugh O’Donnell in second. In third was Kevin Dinan with 31 points and in fourth was Bill Plath with 30 points. The course on the day was in very good shape with very fast greens.
Thursday, 24 July, Khao Kheow - Stableford
Most of us golfers like to test ourselves against the best, against the toughest, and when it comes to the toughest course around they do not come much meaner than Khao Kheow. Mind it usually kicks our “you know what’s”, but if you are going to get it kicked it might as well be by the best.

Derek Bailey was the winner at “tough” Khao Kheow.

We have not played here for a few weeks as this course does not react well to the heavy rains of late, it tends to clog and become a bit boggy. So we really took a chance, and it was a bit soft underfoot, but generally the fairways were quite firm, even if those who walked found it hard work, after all Rip Van Cotton was playing.
The test for the day was the A & B nines, the A being to all thoughts the hardest, and with a fair bit of wind around it was possible we may have a hard day. Still this was always going to be a great day out, especially as the course was nearly empty.
Back in the restaurant it was obvious as the scores came that they were going to be less than average - in fact pretty bad. Still you only have to score the most points to win and on this day that is all the players did.
So to the presentation and Rip Van Cotton snored on, still it did not stop the results. The winner with an ‘OK’ 32 points was Derek Bailey ahead of Hugh O’Donnell with 30 points in second and we then had a tie with Kris Helgasson in third and P.S. Basi in fourth, both with 28 points.
We then woke Tom up and went home. T.T.F.N.

‘Uglies’ get revenge on the Boys from Bangkok

The Boys from Bangkok, the winners of game 1: Front row (left to right): Mick (Rhys’s son), John CF, Rocky (sitting), Sebastian (the good luck charm), Peter (red shoes). Back row: Rhys, Conor, Brian, Jack, Alan, Scott, and Daniel

Diego Wells
On an uncharacteristically cool and windy Sunday in Pattaya, the Ugly Buggers came back from behind to win game 2 against the Boys from Bangkok and even the Softball series at one game a piece.
The Uglies were led by pitcher Alan, shortstop Phil, 3rd baseman Tommy, and leftfielders Mark and Diego. But the man of the match for their come from behind victory was Mr. Baseball himself, Ron, who hit his first homerun and his first opposite field hit in g-d knows how long. Mr. Baseball also made some nifty pickups to win the gold glove award for the second game.
The Ugly Buggers came back from an 8 to 3 deficit, thanks to a comedy of errors (5 of them) by the Bangkok Boys. Scotty, their hard hitting, fast-talking and normally reliable left fielder, overthrew his catcher Brian on 4 occasions to allow the Uglies to tie the game 8 to 8 in the third inning. After that the Bangkok Boys lost all confidence, and the Uglies put them away by a score of 14 to 9.
The first game was a different story as the Duffy brothers from Bangkok (Conor and Brian, who continue to deny being twins) started a hitting parade that led to a 6 to 4 win. A steady infield unit led by newbie Daniel at first, Conor at 2nd, Jack the Hammer at Short and Rhys at 3rd base kept the Uglies from mounting a comeback. Alan did a fine job pitching in game 1 for the Bangkok Boys and ended up the only player to win both games. The MVP for game 1 goes to both Jack the Hammer and Scotty the lionhearted, for their strong bats and solid fielding!
All in all, it was another great day for softball in Pattaya. We are now looking for suitable sipping sites to sponsor us as we prepare to start a league of our own. Leos Blues Bar, Classroom 2, and the Honey Pot have been rumored to supply us with softball shirts and a place to drink suds and tell our tales, but we are still looking for a few more sponsors and teams.
Please contact Alan, Perry or yours truly if interested. As always, all able bodied athletes (or anything remotely resembling that) are welcome to come out and join the Sunday Softball society.

The Ugly Buggers, winners of game 2: Front row (left to right): Diego,
 Sebastian, Mark, Josh (squatting); Back row, Ron (Mr. Baseball), Phil,
Oddvar, Tommy & Shawn.

School No 7: A class apart in youth football tournament

Saksiri Uraiworn
Pattaya School No 7 won the Pattaya Youth Football Cup on July 15 at Pattaya City Stadium, overcoming Pattaya School No 8 in the final.

Pattaya School 7 take on School 8 in the 16 years and under final.
The two teams, who were playing in the 16 years and younger category, played out an entertaining match. School No 7 moved into an early lead in the first half after player number 11 burst through the defence and crashed the ball past the advancing keeper and into the net. Then later during the first half the same player scored again to take the score to 2:0 at half time.
As the second half started, School No 8 made a determined effort to get back into the game and a penalty brought the score up to 2:1. However, School No 7 soon regained control of the match and eventually ran out comfortable 6:2 winners.
Pattaya School No 7 carried off the trophy and a prize of 10,000 baht, while School No 8 received the runner-up trophy and 8,000 baht. School No 9 came in third p-lace and won 6,000 baht.

Pattaya City Counselor, Choosak Sriwatjanapong (left), presents the winning trophy along with 10,000 Baht to the Muang Pattaya School 7 team.
The winners in the finals for the 14 years and under category were Pattaya School No 9, who received a trophy and 10,000 baht. The School No 7 team came in second place and received a trophy along with 8,000 baht.
The winner in the under 12 years of age division were Pattaya School No 7, who received a trophy and 10,000 baht. The School No 3 team came in second place and received a trophy along with 8,000 baht.
Deputy Mayor Wattana Chantanawaranon formally closed the contest with a ceremony that also included Pisai Panomwan na Ayuthaya, chief advisor to the mayor of Pattaya City and city councilor Choosak Sriwatjanapong.

The soccer teams and the competition organizers gather
for a group photo following the trophy presentations.

Simpson Marine Series gets to the business end

Kipsan Beck
Light winds and sunny skies greeted sailors for the second round of the Simpson Marine Series held at Ocean Marina Jomtien over the weekend, 12-13 July.
This racing series consists of 3 weekends of racing, and with points carrying through until the final day in August, race organiser and erstwhile Sting competitor Peter Herning took little time in getting the boats out on the water to enjoy some fantastic light wind conditions.

Gary Bagueley’s keelboat “El Coyote” is seen under full sail during the second round of the Simpson Marine Series.

Pascal Leray’s Breakaway was unbeatable in the first weekend held in June, and has continued his impressive form, winning all races over the second weekend against newcomers El Coyote and Patience 5, who are now tied for 2nd place in the series.
Sportboats/Platus race together for the series, and while the scribe’s Shaw 650 Pornstar won most of the races on line, with handicaps applied Ray Waldren’s Gulf Charters and Scott Duncanson’s The Lofts Southshore ended up winning all the races of the weekend between them and tying for points, despite a major collision between the boats on Saturday.
This leaves Platu The Lofts Southshore slightly ahead on points going into the final weekend while Lee Marine consistently captured 2nd and 3rd place on handicap to stay in the running. Khun Worrasard’s Platu 114 is a new crew, and showed significant improvement with the help of some coaching from Morten Jakobsen on Sunday to capture 2nd place in the final race and won a special prize for most improved boat.
The Sting and Fun Wes continued to be both first and last in their divisions, sailing unopposed as the year hits the traditional low rainy season period despite the un-seasonally fine skies seen throughout both days.
With a final sailing day on August 16, and prize giving that evening, many sailors will be looking forward to enjoying the legendary parties that Bill Gasson’s Simpson Marine usually manage to organise.
In addition to the series, OMYC Sailing is also planning to launch a new casual series for beginner and intermediate sailors, with details to be announced shortly. For more information www.omycsailing. com provides the racing calendar and contacts for new or experienced sailors to get in touch with boat owners and fleet captains. Racing is supported through sponsorship from Raimon Land, Ocean Marina Yacht Club, Gulf Charters, Bluewave Water Sports and Simpson Marine.

IPGC Champions: Barry Winton, Alan Pilkington & La Keith

The IPGC Championship 2008

The IPGC Championships were held this year over two days on a pair of courses that are arguably currently two of the best tests of golf in the area. They also happened to be in tip-top condition for this event, especially on the greens, which were fast and true.
Day one was held at Khao Kheow off the yellow tees with the final pressure day on Friday, at Phoenix off the Blue tees for the Championship contenders and the white tees for the players in the Plate competitions. The choice of these courses was confirmed by the scores, especially on day one when even though the skies were clear and there was a reasonable run for the ball on the fairways, scoring was at a premium as the punishing rough dealt severely with anything that was just slightly off line and found its way into the rough, which did not have the benefit of an escape via a first or second cut.
This year the gentlemen’s divisions were split at 1st division (0-11), 2nd division (12-18) and the 3rd division (19 plus). The ladies division was once again for all handicap levels. With the entries approximately the same as the previous year the quality of the gentlemen’s field remained high with just under 20% being single figure handicaps.
Following last year’s very successful event, this year the format remained the same with the implementation of a cut after the first day with the players that were cut going into a plate competition, except for the ladies that is who would play two days of stroke play from the red tees for the Ladies Championship.
Day 1 - Khao Kheow A & B
Day one was played over the A and B courses on which the management and green staff had worked wonders, especially with the complete renovation of the A course which is now even more of a picture book vision from the tees, set as it is amidst the un-spoilt mountain panorama. Playing as usual all of the stated 6359 yards with a serious degree of difficulty and with the pins in championship positions, the course was about as tough as anyone could remember, as the scores indicated from the start on both nines.
In the final analysis the CSS for the day increased to 75 and the round was non-counting for upward review due to only one counting contestant managing to score within two shots of their handicap
The whole field played in three-balls, which helped tremendously to keep the speed of play to a very reasonable rate considering the problems with finding balls without the benefit of forward spotters, but the day did get progressively slower as more and more players struggled with the conditions. It seemed that following the organisers’ description of the event as the Championship, the green keepers had taken that to mean The Open Championship, and had set the course up accordingly. But after all were finished, even the frustrated ones agreed that it was a fair if tough test of golf as should be expected in the Club Championship.
The Ladies Division was led by Gib Jaroenpok with an outstanding net 70 from her 32 handicap. Almost surprisingly La Keith was in second place after an uncharacteristic net 75 from a handicap of 11, and Orathai Winton was in third another two back.
The Third Division was headed by Harry Vincenzi, the only golfer of the day with a 20 handicap or less to better par or indeed to get within two shots of their handicap, with a net 69 from his handicap of 19. He was followed by John Rehm with a 71 off of a 26 handicap while Fred Land and Rod Howett were tied for third on net 78. The cut for the final round was set at 83 in the third division and 8 players went forward to the final medal round off the blues at Phoenix.
In the Second Division things were a little closer, with the division being led by Don Lehman on 75 and Alan Pilkington together with Charles Sheppard on 76. The cut came at 82 as 9 players made it in to the final.
Tony Thorne led the first division, with Barry Winton one behind and Phil Mitchell and Bob Newell another shot back. The cut for the first group was set at 81 with 14 players getting through to the last round in the stroke play sector.
All players not making the cut would be playing at Phoenix off the white tees in the three plate competitions on the following Friday.
Day 2 - Phoenix Mountain & Lakes
So with everything to play for and 22 trophies up for grabs, the stage was set for another tense and exciting final day. As on previous championships, the ladies led off the final day’s tee times in the traditional manner with the leaders bringing up the rear and all able to watch each others performance, which added an extra dimension to the pressure.
La Keith managed to maintain her poise as she put together a very good round of three over gross over both nines, to lead home the Ladies Division and take the Ladies Championship claret jug for the second year running. Her strong final round of net 78 gave her an overall total of 142.
Gib Jaroenpok was not quite able to recreate the good play of day one as she slipped to net 75 and a total of 145 to take the extremely nice second place trophy. Orathai Winton took third place, unfortunately without a prize but well deserved applause at 155 in total.
The Third Division threw up a surprise as John Rehm took over the lead in the final group and led home the division with a final round of net 80 and a total of 151 to hold off a very strong challenge from Rod Howett. Rod came from way back to secure second place with a net 74, total 152 and leave the overnight leader Harry Vincenzi wondering what happened as he just scraped into third spot with a final 84 and a 153 total.
The Second Division top spot was passed to Don Lehmer with a final round of 71 and a total of 146 as he narrowly lost the count back for the Club Champion Net Score by a single shot. He still won the division by a clear six shots from Charles Sheppard with a final of 76 giving him a total of 152. Ken Graham filled in the last place in the division with a 78 and final total of 155.
The top of the first division looked like it would be a real battle, with the main contenders vying for both the division prize and the prestigious IPGC Gross Champion.
Tony Thorne became the first to stumble as he came up against, or more correctly came into the infamous Phoenix bunkers. These bear little resemblance to the sand traps that are designed to be played from and seen every weekend on the television by the best in the world, but are more like the shifting sand of the Sahara that have been formed by a sandstorm.
Phil Mitchell, who was also lying in a good position after day one, let a few slip away over the last four holes to drop out of contention. This left the way clear for Bob Newell to move up into third place with a final 75 and a total 151, which was the same as Kris Kritsanjootha’s total but losing out on the count back to Kris’s net 74 on the final round.
As all around him were failing, Barry Winton continued on serenely with a very nice net 73, the best of the day and when set against the days CSS of 74 it was extremely good, to turn in a final total of 148 and take the first division trophy by three shots. In doing so, he also took home the 2008 IPGC Club Championship with a total gross score of 156 with a 79 and 77 over the two days.
The Plate competitions
Division three had Carl, Lovatt at the front by count back from John Squitiero and Robbie Bennett, all of whom had the same 38 points with the count back going in favour of Carl by one from John and then Robbie another two back.
Division two saw a two-way tie at the top at 40 points each with Glyn Nicholas coming out ahead on count back by three ahead of Bubbles Davies. Eddie Beilby took third place with 38 points.
In Division one Peter Duncan saw off the challenge of Russell Exley by a couple of shots as Russell finished ahead of Jack Spencer, also by one point.
Before presenting the prizes, Stephen Beard, the Club Chairman, thanked Len Jones, Glyn Evans, Colin Davis, and Steve Donovan and Russell Exley together with their respective venues for assisting in the promotion and organisation of another very successful Club Championship. There was also an additional thank you to Russell Exley who had spent most of the week in assisting with many of the details in registration and scoring amongst other things.
He also thanked the management of Khao Kheow and Phoenix, who had virtually closed the tees until all the players had started and were through the front nine and off the tenth, together with the green keepers for doing such an excellent job of preparing the courses in less than ideal conditions, and also the starters at each of the courses who did a first class job in controlling the tees and generally marshalling what must be said was a very disciplined and amenable field.
He also gave a special commendation to all the members that had supported and contested over the two days and to Pattaya Sports Supply for once again supplying all of the trophies, and also to the Haven and Khun Lumyai for once again providing a first class buffet that went on late into the night well after the prize giving was finished and put a final gloss on what had been once again a very memorable and well organised two days of top drawer golf played in the very best spirit of the game.

Alan hits 65 and throws a party

Monday, 21 July – Pattaya Country Club
A Flight
1st Frank O’Neill (15) 36pts
2nd John King (13) 36pts
3rd Bob Benda (13) 34pts
B Flight
1st Nigel Cannon (23) 37pts
2nd Gordon Mcknight (24) 36pts
3rd Herb Schwieterman (23) 36pts
Near Pins: Alan Pearce, Ian Edwards, John Hall, Bob Rasmussen.

Birthday boy Alan flanked by the day’s winners Nigel Cannon and Frank O’Neill.

Twenty-six of Alan Pearce’s close friends joined him at Pattaya Country Club to enjoy a round of golf, in perfect weather, followed by a celebration party at his home to mark his 65th birthday.
The competition arranged by Alan with the help of Ian Edwards was in two flights with 4 near pins.
Before announcing the results Nigel Cannon thanked Alan on behalf of the players and other friends who joined later, for arranging the day and his hospitality afterwards. Nigel also referred to Alan’s past sporting achievements particularly in rugby and water polo.
It has been quite a year for Alan so far, winning his first, and last, Diana Seniors (he is now a Super Senior), his first hole in one, and competing in 103 consecutive PSC major tournaments. Well done Alan and thanks!

Podium place seals monthly award for Parker

PSC golf from The Bunker

Monday, 21t July, Bangpakong - Stableford
1st PJ Redmond (20) 37pts
2nd Paul Smith (2) 36pts
3rd Roger Privett (15) 34pts
It’s a relatively long way to Bangpakong Riverside Country Club but the excellent condition of the course, and having the course almost to ourselves, makes the long journey well worth it.

Geoff Parker celebrates his ‘golfer of the month’ win with girlfriend Tuk.

Playing stableford today, PJ Redmond took advantage of being a passenger instead of a driver for a change and scored 37 points to take the spoils. Paul Smith was only one point behind but had to settle for second place, with Roger Privett taking third place with 34 points.
Unbelievably only one par three green was hit and it was old warrior Reg Smart (bad back and all) who hit it to take the whole kitty.
Wednesday, 23 July, Royal Lakeside - Medal
1st Colin Greig (14) net 71
2nd Mick Benton (19) net 73
3rd Geoff Parker (16) net 74
Another long journey to Royal Lakeside but it was another very enjoyable day. Playing without any hold ups we saw Colin Greig come out on top, shooting a one-under par net 71, Mick Benton took second place with a net 73 and third place went to Geoff Parker net 74.
With only two more games to go in July this third place finish put Geoff in an unassailable position to win the ‘golfer of the month’ title and well deserved it was too!
Strangely enough the par three greens were almost as elusive as they were on Monday as only two were hit today and it was winner and runner-up Colin and Mick who shared the honours.
Friday, 25 July, Khao Kheow -Stableford
1st Colin Greig (14) 37pts
2nd Geoff Hart (19) 35pts
3rd William Macey (11) 30pts
4th Ian Hart (19) 30pts
Khao Kheow was in its usual pristine condition and Colin Greig made it two wins out of two after scoring 37 points, two points ahead of second placed Geoff Hart who was a huge five points better off than third placed William Macey. William pushed Ian Hart into fourth place after beating him on count back.
Oddly enough the par three holes, which are usually pretty difficult at the best of times, were all hit today - the sharpshooters being Dave Ashman, Tony Robbins, John Graham and William Macey.

Mr. Smooth gets it right

PSC Phoenix Tuesday Group (Members & Guests) from Toy’s Music Bar

Mike Gerrard
It just keeps getting hotter and hotter or so it seems. The saying of mad dogs and Englishmen (go out in the midday sun) could not be truer.

Tuesday’s first and second, Graham Dietrich and Mike Gerrard, celebrate at Toy’s Music Bar.

We had a nice few groups out on Tuesday, July 22, and our challenge was not just the heat, but the Mountain and Lakes course in a difficult set up. I say that because I think the head green keeper got out of the wrong side of the bed and decided to punish everyone. Some of the pin placements on lightening fast greens left a few of us wondering which end of the flagpole to stick up, you know where into the greenkeeper.
Never mind, as stated before, this game was never meant to be too easy. I don’t think everyone would agree with that, but that’s how we like it.
Our group is turning out to be of quite a high standard with no one over 18 handicap at present. However, all official handicappers (28 maximum allowance) are welcome. When we have enough players we divide the flights into ‘A’ and ‘B’.
With the playing conditions difficult this week it was no surprise that the spoils went to Graham Dietrich, who has a lovely smooooth (with four O’s), consistent swing. Graham’s score was a mere 34 points, with myself coming second with 32 points. Matt Anderson claimed the lucky draw.
All the trials and tribulations of the game were soon forgotten as we made our way back to Toy’s Bar for the amber nectar and good music.
Tuesday, 5 August will be our next Monthly Trophy competition. Stroke play will be the order of that day and usually most players end up getting something on the day. There is the usual trophy, donated by Toy’s Music Bar and cash prizes, plus technical near pins etc.
If you wish to join, please call me on 087 091 7565 no later than 10.00am on the morning of the event. This applies to every Tuesday.

Morris top scores at Navy

Jomtien Golf with the IPGC

Monday, 21 July, Plutaluang – Stableford
The South and West courses were selected by our caddies today and on a very hot morning, with hardly any breeze at all, 21 players set out for a so called practice round before the big IPGC Championship on Wednesday and Friday.
Thirty-two points was enough to win Division 2 for Brian Rought, with Glyn Evans in second place on 30 points and newly returned Dennis Byrne in third on count back over Bill Scowen after both finished with 29 points each.
Ted Morris, now playing off 8, took the top podium position in Division 1 with 37 points. He was closely followed by Ben Findon with 35, and in third place came Jim Lane who pipped Bruce Lawrence and Ken Lill on count back after they all finished with 31 points.
There was a rollover in both divisions from Treasure Hills in the 2’s competition and Ted Morris and Burnie Sinclair both birdied the 8th hole on the West course to take the spoils.

La takes the inaugural matchplay title

IPGC golf from The Haven

Monday, 21 July, Phoenix - Stableford
Division 1
1st Derek Reaper 41pts
2nd Tony Thorne 39pts
3rd La Keith 39pts
Division 2
1st Gordon Millar 41pts
2nd Stephen Beard 33pts
3rd Kazu Asada 32pts
4th Tom Breslin 32pts
With two divisions already set as the hopefuls left The Haven, it needed a last second adjustment to the playing order by the unflappable Trevor Schirmer when Derek Reaper appeared on the first tee looking to play after an extended hiatus. This was after seeing the group going to the tee as he was practicing on the nearby range.
Obviously the practice was extremely helpful as he led in the first division by two shots ahead of Tony Thorne and La Keith, who both had to be separated by a count back that Tony won by two shots.
Derek Reaper was unable to return to Soi 13 so asked that the horn be continually blown until the winnings were blown. “Thank you Derek” was the good word.
The second division also saw a winner who had been missing from the podium for a considerable time, but this was to be a memorable day for Gordon Millar as he swept round the Mountain and Lakes courses in five-under his old handicap on his way to a first cut for three years. Being the only winner in the stableford divisions in attendance, he wallowed in the glory and the limelight bestowed on him by the many well-wishers eager to shake his hand.
Stephen Beard crept onto the podium almost a lap behind after dropping a fair few over the closing holes but still managed to just keep ahead of the chasing Kazu Asada and Tom Breslin, with Kazu just getting on the prize list by count back.
There were no 2’s in the second division but the first division pot was shared by La Keith, Kazuo Takimoto and Takeshi Hakozaki who had one each.
Before presenting the prizes The Doc welcomed back Patrick Scullion, Kazu Asada and Derek Reaper.
Monthly Matchplay Knockout
The day was also the culmination of the inaugural monthly matchplay knockout competition with the 3rd and 4th place play-off between Glyn Nicholas and Tony Thorne. In this match Tony overwhelmed Glyn 6 & 4, having given up 6 shots, whilst amassing 39 points as Glyn managed a mere 32 points, it was a very one sided contest. Both were understandably disappointed to be in the “second final” and were more looking forward to the next event, The IPGC Club Championship to be held later in the week, where both hoped to carry forward the form that got them so far in the matchplay.
The final was everything that was expected of it, being between the two Haven players currently in the best form over the last few weeks.
La Keith again showed great determination and a lot of good golf as she overcame Russell Exley by 2 & 1 having received a single shot in the match. With Russell also playing a very strong aggressive game that saw him in at one under his handicap, La needed all her talent to succeed, which she did in some style as she also played under her handicap to the extent of three and that proved to be enough to carry her to a well deserved victory and her first major trophy of the week.
Russell was magnanimous in defeat as he praised La saying that, “I just had to stand back and admire her play and knew I was almost certainly heading for second place.”
Back at the Haven, La’s victory and the success of the new format, was roundly applauded with all of the event’s contestants enjoying the chance to play head to head with other players they did not usually get to play against, and everyone looked forward to the August competition. La was also the recipient of a new knotted putter trophy that was making a welcome return to the prize giving ceremonies.

The Admiral fires a broadside

IPGC golf from Lewiinski’s

Sunday, 20 July, Green Valley - Stableford
A Flight
1st Benn Nelson (14) 40 pts
2nd Don Lehmer (13) 38 pts
3rd Colin Davis (14) 38 pts
B Flight
1st Kevin Hamilton (19) 37 pts
2nd Stan Dismuke (18) 37 pts
3rd Bruce Macadam (21) 36pts
Near Pins: #2 Peter Lenoury, #9 Joe Tynan, #12 Mark Wood, #16 Geoff Doody.
2’s: Jeremy Massie and Kris K.
Hidden six winners: 1st Peter Barathay, 2nd Colin Davis on a count back over Kath Doody.
The rain was falling, and a cold wind blew to welcome the Lewiinski’s group this Sunday morning. Some thought twice about playing, and headed back home. This still left forty brave golfers to play the stableford comp.
The senior flight was won by Benn” Ell Tex” Nelson with a super 40 pts. Second place went Don Lehmer on 38 pts, but only after a three-way count back. Third place went to Colin the G M himself.
The unlucky participant was Jeremy Masse. Unlucky in the fact that playing in his four-ball was Brian “The Wireless” Wilkinson. Let me explain. Jeremy was having a very good game, but on the seventeenth hole he hit a wayward shot into a fairway bunker. Asking Brian if he was allowed remove a couple of dead leafs, Brian consulted his Blackpool 2008 crazy golf rules book, and replied that he was ok to remove them. Nice one Brian!
After removing the offending objects, he was then confronted by Mark ‘Happy Shoes’ Wood, as Mark was marking Jeremy’s card a two shot penalty was issued. So instead of finishing first or second, he finished fourth, one out of the prizes. The moral of this story is “never take a leaf out of Brian Wilkinson’s book.”
The junior Flight was a much more relaxed affair and winning on count back with a good 37 pts was Kevin Hamilton. Second place went to Stan Dismuke and Bruce McAdam rounded off the podium with 36 pts
Back at Lewiinski’s the main topic of the evening was, should the Wireless be disqualified, after admitting he touched the sand in a bunker while playing a shot. He claimed he had indeed touched the sand, but could not remember if it was on his back swing or down swing. Every one found this statement amazing, as he can remember every shot he has played for the last two years. After deliberation his score was allowed to stand, as it didn’t interfere, with the outcome of the result.
Tuesday, 22 July, Laem Chabang - Stableford
A Flight
1st Benn Nelson (14) 39pts
2nd Jim Brackett (6) 38pts
3rd Don Lehmer (13) 37pts
Following Sunday’s win, Big Benn Nelson decided to carry on where he had left off at the weekend by winning in fine style with a splendid 39 pts. Second place was filled by Jim Bracket a shot adrift of Benn. Third place was taken on count back by Don Lehmer with 37 pts over Pat Reagan.
Admiral Nelson, whose holiday was over, left Lewiinski’s after the prize giving to go back to the U.S. After Benn rang the bell, which Benn did after every win, the Lewiinski’s golfers waved Benn goodbye, and wished him well.
Note: Lewiinski’s is situated on Pattaya Land Soi 1, Beach Road Soi 13/3 near to Walking Street. Anyone wishing to play with us just pop in, and add your name on the list or give Colin a call on 089 826 0764. Transport is provided.

Drumm finds some rhythm at Emerald

PSC golf from P J Pool Bar

Neil Duncan
Tuesday, 22 July, Khao Keow A & B (Yellow/White Tees) - Stableford
Thirteen of us turned out to play ‘KK’ and it was pleasing to play the A nine again after the recent works on it which have brought this course markedly up-standard.

(L-R) Thursday top three: David Gardner, Bob Drumm and Yves Philibert.

As always at KK a slashed ball into the light rough was usually sufficient to cost a shot. Indeed on taking relief from a sprinkler head one competitor had great difficulty locating his dropped ball! The low average score of 24.5 points fairly reflects the degree of difficulty of this course.
David Thomas (6) best came to grips with things carding 32 points followed by Bob Drumm (12) 30, Tiger Jumparnit (7) 29 points and David Gardner (9) 28 points. David Gardner, Neil Duncan and David Thomas won nearest pin prizes and Jim Fortune sunk the longest first putt on the 18th green
Thursday, 24 July, The Emerald (White Tees) - Stableford
Legs eleven competing this day but only three names in the prizes.
Continuing to show good form Bob Drumm (12) tidied up with 38 points and two near pins. David Gardner (9) took second spot with one near pin with 36 points after a count-back over Yves Philibert (25) who also nabbed the longest first putt on the 18th green.
Returnee Allan Cassin took home the Paradise Bar shirt for playing the most golf and was heard to comment that he might ‘drown his sorrows’ in superb sponsoring establishment.
Note: Any golfers seeking to play with our group that wish to know about the format please visit P J Pool Bar & Restaurant on Soi Watboonsamphan (Soi Kanoi) or phone Neil on 089 511 0575.

The Square Ring: by Howie Reed

Cotto-Margarito - A Winner!
There are simply not enough superlatives to use when describing the Miguel Cotto (32-1) v. Antonio Margarito (37-5) WBA welterweight title fight last Sunday in Las Vegas. Pattaya’s O.R. Cross writes, “The Fight of the Year!! That’s what I’m calling it and if you can think of a better one please let me know because I must have missed it and it sure wouldn’t have been anything that my tired eyes have seen.”
O.R. is correct on all counts, but why was it a great fight?
Styles make fights and the two boxers here had contrasting approaches going into battle. Margarito constantly moved forward, throwing as many punches as humanly possible. That forced Cotto to always move either backwards or from side to side, sometimes both, fighting a defensive counter-punching fight.
Cotto loves to counter-punch, but to be effective he’s always done it moving forward and applying the pressure. Margarito took that plan of attack away by sheer will. There were a few occasions when Cotto temporarily gained momentum, moved forward and was effective, but those instances were few and far between.
Last week in TSR it was written, “Can he (Margarito) take Cotto’s body attack while providing the power to put Cotto on the deck more than once?” The answer was yes. Cotto was down twice. The question remains why didn’t Cotto ever go to the body with any consistency?
Previously Cotto had devastated boxers with shots to the ribs, which proved after time to be paralyzing. One possible answer is that while being on the offensive, Margarito successfully protected his body from any effective body attack. With no possibility of an effective body attack, Cotto was at a severe disadvantage.
As O.R. states, “The key to Margarito taking this was his terrific conditioning and relentless pursuit of Cotto by the taller fighter. Cotto was very impressive in the early rounds. He was faster and more agile. He was like an Ali who hit from all angles while backing up. Margarito has a rock-solid chin which was evident by the shots he took from a guy with a great KO record.”
Cotto’s problem was that he doesn’t have great one punch power. His KO’s came from accumulations of punches. Not being a one-punch fighter, Cotto couldn’t stop Margarito.
There is a psychology in place here that has mostly been overlooked by all. In the second half of the fight, even when holding his own, Cotto looked beaten mentally. Yes Cotto was moving, yes he was landing the harder punches, but Margarito never stopped coming forward while controlling the fight. Margarito was dictating the direction the fight went while never allowing Cotto a chance for a deep breath. Cotto was like a man trying to empty the Bay of Siam with a teaspoon. Eventually he was going to have to give up as he did at 2:05 of round 11.
O.R. commented: “The best round, before the end came, was the seventh when Margarito staggered Cotto with a series of uppercuts. The uppercut was a dominant feature of Margarito’s arsenal.”
O.R. is correct. Going into the fight Cotto had said, “I adjust to whatever he does.” Because of Cotto’s great natural ability, he’d been able to do just that 32 times successfully. This time he couldn’t adjust because he’s never been a boxer to lead with punches. He counterpunches but when the opponent didn’t let him counter he was up the creek without a paddle. As O.R. says, “It was the fight of the year.”
O.R. and TSR do though disagree on one important issue. After stating that both Mexican and Puerto Rican national anthems left much to be desired O.R. said, “you will probably disagree with me because musically I think Sarah Vaughn was the best-ever female singer and you’re probably a Streisand/Celine Dion fan.” Nope, the best female singer ever was Diana Washington singing “What a Difference a Day Makes” or anything else. Streisand/Celine? Not likely!
Undecided
Old geezers out there may remember the tune “Undecided” written by Sid Robbins and Charlie Shavers in 1938. It was recorded by Ella Fitzgerald (1938) with the most popular recording coming in 1951 by The Ames Brothers along with Les Brown and his Band Renowned. No? Guess it’s just me, O.R., Monkey House and Untall Paul.
For others the opening words are, “First you say you do and then your don’t. Then you say you will and then you won’t.” That’s how it is with Wayne “The Pocket” Rocket McCullough. “I’m back in training and ready for my next fight!” Actually it’s the press that’s to blame here.
McCullough announced: “Contrary to press reports, I haven’t officially announced my retirement although lately many journalists have felt the need to hang up my gloves for me. One of my problems is that I wear my heart on my sleeve and tend to say what’s on my mind. Sometimes that gets me in trouble. And that’s what happened on June 20 following my withdrawal from a fight that I was winning against Juan Ruiz in the Cayman Islands. After the bout I was being very hard on myself and told the crowd in attendance that this might be my last fight.”
McCullough then goes on to say that the press looked on his statement as a retirement speech. Yep, because it was. If the “Pocket Rocket” changes his mind that’s AOK. God Bless, God Speed. On the other hand don’t blame the press for reporting what was said. Just say, “Yep, I said it. My mind was asleep and my mouth was in motion.”
There’s a heck of lot to blame the press for but when they actually report what was said give them a pat on the back. To mention one last time, athletes should decide when they want to retire.
Jeeves Reports
Chris John was supposed to put his record of 41-0 on the line last Friday in Jakarta, defending his title against Jackson Asika (22-3). The fight was called off when neither fighter showed up at the 4PM weigh-in. Given an addition 2 hours the fighters were still “no shows.” Fight off.
Alan Kim, WBA supervisor, told fightnews.com: “This is a very rare situation, and I heard just before 6PM, that the fight was to be postponed until November. In this situation, I will make justification with all parties involved, and I will report it to the WBA headquarters.”
Local lad Tantong Kiattaweesuk, a former amateur champion, remained undefeated as a pro with an easy win, 118 all around, over Philippine evader Jonel Alivio (8-6-1). The fight, held last Friday in Bangkok, boosts Tantong’s record to 7-0.
The locals that traveled to Japan weren’t so fortunate as they went 0-3 with 2 getting KO’d and the other losing a lopsided decision. Thai lady boxer Nonglek Sith (1-1) lasted only 31 seconds of the initial stanza.
The Three-Dot Lounge…
‘Well hello there Mr. Dunahay, what’ll be? The usual?’
‘Same ole, same ole Joe. It looks like Joltin Joe Calzaghe’s fight against Roy Jones will be put on hold. Ole Joltin Joe hurt his right wrist hitting the pads according to his trainer/dad Enzo. The September 20 scrap in New York has been delayed until November 8 in Madison Square Garden.
‘Oh yes, and Calzaghe is being sued by “maybe” former promoter Frank Warren for 2 million USD for breach of contract. You’ll remember that Calzaghe said he was a free agent … Maybe not.
‘Anything else going on?’
‘Well one of the very good old-time fighters, Joe Miceli passed on last week. He used to throw a left uppercut and hook that were devastating. His record of 60-48-8 was a little deceptive. He fought every good and great welterweight in the 50’s and 60’s including the likes of Ike Williams, Kid Gavalin, Virgil “Honey Bear” Akins, Thombstone Smith, Gene Fullmer and my favorite Yama Bahama.
‘I saw him fight on January 30, 1954. He fought local hero Wes Echols at the Richmond Auditorium and KO’d him in three. It was shown on national TV on the Saturday night fights brought to you buy White Owl Cigars. Edie Adams was the spokesman for White Owl … she’d end every commercial by saying, “Why don’t you pick one up and smoke it sometime.”
‘Funny thing Joe that everyone but Oscar De La Hoya seems concerned about who he’ll fight in his farewell appearance on December 6. One of those concerned doesn’t appear to be Oscar … He recently told reporters, “I’ll fight Cotto, Margarito, Pacaquiao. I’ll fight anyone.”
‘Margarito probably jumps to the head of the line with his win over Cotto. Oscar also validated something that I’ve been saying for some time.
‘What’s that Mr. Dunahay?’
‘Manny Pacquiao hasn’t become the big pay-per-view star that his promoter Bob Arum has presented to the public. Oscar talking about Pacquiao said: “The bout with David Diaz did not sell the way they thought it would.”
‘Joe that translates to less money. He might be trying to lay a subtle hint that Manny needs him as an opponent for really big bucks … He might be right.
‘Another one Mr. Dunahay?’
‘Just one more then back to the old grind. Kelly Pavlik and Bernard Hopkins will hook it up October 18 on the Boardwalk in Atlantic City. They’ll fight at the ever-popular catch weight of 170lbs. Well Joe got to move on. Too much amber fluid and I tend to blabber on.’
‘Never noticed that Mr. Dunahay. Have a good day.’
“Left Hook”
Lacy - back?
TSR sometimes refers to Joe Calzaghe’s “pitty-pat-punches”. That wasn’t the case back in March of ‘06 when he pounded Jeff “Left Hook” Lacy into a lopsided win that was 119 all around.
It was Lacy’s first and only loss from 25 fights. Since then he’s had a couple of operations for injuries and a couple of dubious wins. Last week he was facing a pretty darn good super-middleweight named Epifanio Mendoza (28-6). The bout turned into a slugfest that went the full 10. In the end Lacy got a majority decision (95-95, 97-93, 95-95), which wasn’t really controversial but just plan “bad.” Mendoza deserved at the least a draw.
Following that fight the rumor surfaced that a match-up between Lacy and Jermain Taylor would be next. That would have given the tarnished boxers a chance to regain some of the luster that they had coming out of the 2000 Olympics.
Speaking to the Tampa Tribune Lacy said, “There will be no fight between me and Jermain. I’m just retiring. I’m done. This business is dirty. That’s all I have to say. This is a very dirty business. I would advise anyone who has kids not to ever let them fight in this business.” Wonder how Jeff really feels?
Jeeves Time
“Your Lordship you look a little under the weather today, too much time in the Three Dot Lounge? I have an email for you from your friend Ms. D’Eva who says she “completely agrees with you about ‘Pretty (empty headed) Floyd Foulweather.’
“Also Monkey House has checked in with a blonde joke. A blonde said, ‘I was worried that my car mechanic might try and rip me off. I was relieved when he told me all I needed was turn signal fluid.’
“I know your Lordship, lager, cigars and good old country music.”

Happy Barry holes in one!

IPGC Pattaya Golf Society at the OK Corral

The Pattaya Golf Society left a very wet Soi Rungland on Sunday, 20 July, to travel to a pleasantly dry and warm Eastern Star to play a stableford event on a virtually empty course. Low season has its benefits after all.

All smiles as Barry McIntosh (right) receives congratulations from current Player of the Month, David Thomas after his “ace” at Eastern Star.

It was to be a day to remember for one golfer in particular as retired Melbourne headmaster Barry McIntosh taught the lads a thing or two about accuracy, getting the society’s fifth hole-in-one in four years. It came on the par-three seventeenth as an assured five-iron to the left front of the temporary green rolled imperceptibly into the cup, much to the surprise of those on the tee. For Barry it was his second ace in four years, the first coming at Springfield in Hua Hin.
Shuffling the memories of this to a temporary “back burner” we find in fourth place Dave Ashman and Ken Deringer taking a podium spot for the first time with 31 points each and sharing runner-up place Barry McIntosh and Kazu Agune, shortly to return to Japan, on 33 points. The day’s best card was scored by Tony Thorne, a gross eighty-one giving him an excellent 37 points and it contained the day’s only birdie ‘2’. Imagine Tony’s surprise, as he was the only one not to hear of Barry’s achievement until the presentation, to find it went unrewarded, but he did receive the Booby Bevy by way of consolation.
Finally a properly clad David Thomas received the society’s “Golden Sarong” prize for the pert little number he had worn on his previous occasion as “emcee”, attempting to cover up the results of an indiscretion in a 7-Eleven where the toilet was seemingly locked.
But not to detract from the day’s best story, Barry’’s hole-in-one. One of the nicest golf companions, it had been, in his words, “a wonderfully memorable day” and it could not have been better received.
Deringer shoots
to the top
The Pattaya Golf Society golfers warmed up on the eve of the annual IPGC Championship with a stableford round at Bangpra on Tuesday, 22 July, and found the course in good condition despite the reconstruction and realignment that is currently underway there. As expected the pre-major field was smaller than usual but they gave it their best shot.
Sharing runner-up place were Bill Pickersgill and Peter Duncan, the latter delighted with his first podium placing in more than a year, both recording 31 points. The day’s winner was Canadian Ken Deringer whose golf is very consistent and his 34 points was a respectable score on a course he had not played before.
There were no birdie 2’s as the golfers found the greens slow after some heavy seasonal rain and the Booby Bevy went to smiling Shuichi Kodaka to mark the end of his current stay. Bangpra had been an ideal loosener for the “major’s” golfers.

Perry takes top award

Birthday girl Suzi bags a brace

PSC Golf from the Outback Golf Bar

Monday, 21 July, Burapha - Stableford
Suzi Lawton’s birthday was celebrated in style when 57 Outbackers joined her for the 7th Outbacker Birthday Cup event. It was almost as though the management at Burapha had closed the course for the Outback Golf Bar, there were no other golfers in sight. Teeing off 15 to 20 minutes early, and with the benefit of a two-tee start, everybody was finished by 2.30 pm.
Suzi, who sponsored the day, treated everybody to roast pork, roast potatoes, stuffing and all the rest of the trimmings plus some green curry and laab moo, for those that preferred something spicy. There were also four near pins, two of which were won by Suzi herself, leaving putts of about six inches and 12 inches. Arguably, they might have been beaten as only half the field actually had a chance due to a mix up with the pins, but she put them back into a random draw. They went to Bob Lindborg and Jeff North; the other two near pins were won by Dave Cernick and Mod Churaiska.
The overall winner of the day, Des Scott said, after scoring 41 points; “It’s too short off the whites. Can we play off the blues next time?” Good idea Des but well played mate, great round!
After his win last week, Don Frances had another good round taking Div A with 39 points; Dave Porter took Div B with 37, Alan Bishop, who is obviously fully fit again, won Div C on 38 and the Div D winner was Joe Spinley on 39.
Looking at some of those scores and bearing mind there were eight 2’s today, maybe Des is right!
The 2’s came from: Am North, Alan Bishop, Murray Hart, Paul Sibley, Des Scott had two and so did the birthday girl, Suzi.
Overall
1st Des Scott (9) 41pts
2nd James Brackett (6) 39pts
Div A (0-12)
1st Don Frances (11) 39pts
2nd Neil Hughes (10) 35pts
3rd Andy Baber (11) 34pts
Div B (13-16)
1st Dave Porter (13) 37pts
2nd John Low (15) 35pts
3rd Bob Lindborg (16) 32pts
Div C (17-19)
1st Alan Bishop (17) 38pts
2nd William Mooney (19) 37pts
3rd Murray Hart (17) 37pts
Div D (20+)
1st Joe Spinley (22) 39pts
2nd Alan Griffiths (20) 36pts
3rd Barry Chadbourn (20) 34pts
Tuesday, 22 July, Phoenix – Stableford
Barry takes the money - What’s up with you guys out there? Can’t you get up in the mornings? Beautiful morning, beautiful golf course, beautiful caddies and a three and a half hour round.
No 2’s again, so another rollover next week.
Every Tuesday 8am tee off, meet at Phoenix 7.30 or give Bob a call or sign up at the bar.
1st Barry Chadbourn (20) 34pts
2nd Ray Dell (12) 29pts
3rd Norm Martin (25) 25pts
Wednesday, 23 July Kiarti Thanee - Stableford
Many Outbackers missed an excellent day as only sixteen of them ventured to Kiarti Thanee, a stunning little course on the way to Bangkok, around kilometer 28 on Sukhumvit. Not the usual number for the monthly bus trip, but take note that with the completion of the highway, it is only just over one hour away.
It’s condition and a special rate of just over a thousand baht including caddie made the trip well worthwhile but only Nigel Cannon could break up the stranglehold the Aussies had on the top five places. Bruce Milner and Joe Spinley romped to 41 and 40 points respectively to easily fill the top two spots, whilst the best placed Brit was Nigel, beating that other Aussie (or is he a Kiwi?), Capt’ Bob, on count back with 37 points.
The four girls in attendance today failed to trouble the leaderboard, but Trudy Chadbourn did manage to get one of the two 2’s, the other came from Bruce Milner.
1st Bruce Milner (12) 41pts
2nd Joe Spindley (21) 40pts
3rd Nigel Cannon (23) 37pts
4th Bob Philp (7) 37pts
5th Keith Dyson (19) 35pts
Friday, 25 July, Siam Plantation - Stableford
It usually is a big day out at the Siam Plantation, and today was no exception. It was made particularly special since two stalwarts of local golf, The Golf Club and the Outback Golf Bar were set to play each other in the MBMG Matchplay league.
Thirty five Outbackers, who were joined by eight from The Golf Club, and once again we enjoyed a clockwork run two-tee start on probably the toughest two nines, Sugarcane & Tapioca. A number of the players today either did not have handicaps or failed to return their card, but of those that did, the top score of the day came from Pat Regan with a fabulous 38 points. Mitch O’Neill, playing on a maximum handicap shot an excellent 37, with 18 of his points coming from only five holes.
A special welcome to some new Outbackers today including Lek & Olle Janssen, Ivan Plunkett, Gary Bingham, Ricky Fyfe to name but a few.
There were no 2’s today, so there will be a rollover to next Friday.
Finally, the course has now been given a temporary rating by the PSC Handicap Committee, which will enable cards to be submitted for handicap purposes, which previously had to be discarded. Since the course is set up as a mixture of yellow and white tees, the rating is based on the average length of the course played over the last two months. The ratings are as follows based on a course length of 6,530 yards:- Sugarcane & Tapioca 74.6 (129 slope), Sugarcane & Pineapple 73.4 (127 slope) and Tapioca & Pineapple 73.3 (125 slope).
For those of you that are interested, Siam Old course that was previously rated from the white tees (6,534 yards) at 74.4 with a slope of 129; has been amended to 73.8/128.
1st Pat Regan (9) 38pts
2nd Mitch O’Neill (36) 37pts
3rd Emmet White (11) 35pts
4th Jum Regan (36) 31pts
5th Lek Janssen (23) 30pts
6th William Hewitt (11) 29pts
Note: The Outback Golf Bar is situated about 6km from Sukhumvit Road along Soi Siam Country. All are welcome to come and join us for a beer and a hit. Just call in and put your name down on the list or give Bob a call on 087 941 2474. More information can be found on our website www. outbackgolfbar.com

MBMG Pattaya Golf Matchplay League

A flurry of matches this week, Tropical Berts halved with The Driving Range (4-4), Angkana House lost to The Golf Club (4-6) and Cafe Kronborg were caned by The Bunker (1½–6½).
Tropical Bert’s (4) v The Driving Range (4)
Results (Tropical Bert’s first): Anders Pedersen lost 2 & 1 v Robert Lamond, Perry McNeely won 4 & 2 v Phil Mitchell, Mick O’Meara lost 3 & 2 v Jim Treen, Steve Hamstead won 4 & 2 v Ray Allison, Dick Warberg won 3 & 2 v Carl Lovatt, Phil Barnsley lost 2 & 1 v John Shroder, Tom Cotton lost 2 down v Steve Durey, Joel Flor won 2 & 1 v Jim Payne
Angkana House (4) v The Golf Club (6)
- Green Valley, 22 July
Results (Angkana House first): Marty Allred won 1 up v Mark Sherwood, Barry James won 3 & 1 v Peter Lenoury, Clive Robinson lost 2 & 1 v John Emmerson, John Maycock lost 3 & 2 v Brian Wilkinson, Ken Mcarthy won 2 & 1 v Paul Greenaway, Bob Rasmussen lost 1 down v Mark Reid, Lee Buil lost 8 & 7 v Jeff Calrow, Arthur Barrett lost 3 & 1 v Peter Barathy, Geoff McCauley lost 4 & 3 v Chaten Patel, Alan Lord won 2 up v Paul Mades
Café Kronborg (1½) v The Bunker (6½)
- Phoenix, 22 July
Results (Café Kronborg first): Kevin Dinan lost 5 & 4 v Geoff Parker, Dave Richardson walked over v John Graham, Kristin Helgason halved with William Macy, Peter Basi lost 4 & 3 v Alan Sullivan, Henry O’Brien lost 4 & 2 v Gerry Cooney, Graham Buckingham lost 6 & 4 v Mashi Kaneta, Ebrahim lost 3 & 2 v John Macdonald, Doug Maiko lost 5 & 4 v Paul Smith
The Golf Club (5) v Outback Golf Bar (3) - Siam Plantation, 25 July
It was always going to be a titanic match between these two local golfing stalwarts, The Golf Club and the Outback Golf Bar. John Emmerson, The Golf Club Captain, had been lining up some big guns like Ernie Hill, Mark Sherwood and Shane Ruddle only to have Mark decide to play elsewhere and Shane defect to the other side.
In any event it was a great match between Ernie (2 under gross) and Shane (level) that was witnessed by Capt’ Bob, whilst he demolished John, 6 & 5. Jack & Des managed the only other wins for the Outback Golf Bar as they went down three matches to five. Neil Hughes put another good round together, but had to give away six shots to Jeff Calrow who played even better for 42 points.
The Golf Club provided their usual wonderful hospitality back in Soi LK Metro but it was slightly disappointing that only Capt’ Bob and Jack were there from the Outback, to enjoy it.
Thanks John and your team, another great day out.
Results (Golf Club first): Paul Greenaway won 3 & 2 v John Low, Simon Philbrook won 2 & 1 v Rick Evans, Ernie Hill won 2 up v Shane Ruddle, John Emmerson lost 6 & 5 v Bob Philp, Kevin Moraghan won 5 & 4 v Murray Hart, Jeremy Masse lost 2 & 1 v Jack Moseley, Jeff Calrow won 2 & 1 v Neil Hughes, Mark Reid lost to v Des Scott.
Tony’s Tigers (7½) v Caddyshack (2½) - Phoenix, 27 July
As usual Phoenix was in good shape and the weather conditions were perfect for playing golf. Tony’s Tigers roared into action and set about there task in great style, winning 5 of the first 6 matches being played against the league leaders, and eventually coming through to win 7½ to 2½.
Tony stated afterwards that he did not want to name anyone in particular for praise and just said the whole team played brilliantly. As of yet Tony has still not got a bar to play out of so it was agreed that everybody would return to the Caddyshack where they were made most welcome and discussions went on for several hours over some fine food and quite a lot of beverages.
Results (Tony’s Tigers first): Ron Bridge won 3 & 2 v Clive Bruce, Neil McAllister won 1 up v Graham Beaumont, Dave Richards won 3 & 2 v Vince Smyth, Brian Jacks won 4 & 3 v Gregg Richie, Chris Holmes won 3 & 2 v Peter Henderson, Steve Nowell lost 4 & 3 v Damien Trant, Geoff Bowers lost 5 & 4 v Bruce Tollit, Ted Morris won 4 & 3 v Ian Covill, Thomas Kjellgren halved with Jeff North, Lo Holgersson won 3 & 2 v Archie Armstrong.
NB: There was a rule infringement last month when a particular player, who had previously played for the Driving Range, went out and played for The Golf Club, resulting in The Golf Club having one league point deducted and the individual match score reversed. Next year, this rule will be amended that the offending player will also be disqualified from playing with any team for the remainder of the season.

Bavaria off to a good start

Pattaya Sports Club Friday Bowling League

200 Bowlers: Rich, Somrak, Mai, La, Leo & Bill.

New sponsored team Bavaria are off to a perfect start after winning four points for the second week in a row. Leo bowled a 210 game, 538 series and Tue bowled a 542 series to lead Bavaria to a 4-point sweep over House of the Golden Coin.
Café Kronborg are in second place with Kran bowling a 541 and Teuvo a 536 series to win three points from Sabai Sabai Friday. Nok led her Sabai team with a 528 series. Jack Tar were led by Mai who bowled a 209 game, 545 series, and Ken had a 513 as they took three points from team Montgomery.
Montana won all four points from Café Ole as Rich Montana had a 228 game, 519 series and Lada rolled a 513 game. Franz, sponsor of the Bavaria team, bowled a very good 550 series as a Pacer. Brother D split their match with Sala Thai Restaurant with each team getting two points. Aht bowled a 561 series to lead her VFW Post 9876 team to a three-point win over Canada.

One-Two-Three for Billy

Golf from the Travellers Rest

Barry Hooper
This week’s headline from the TRGG belongs to Billy Fitzgerald. On Tuesday at Phoenix he was third, on Saturday at Eastern Star he was second, and in between time on Thursday at Plutaluang he came first.

Saturday winners: John Dennis, Billy Fitzgerald, Fergus Brennan, Phil Knight, Andy Turner and Gunnar Vangsnes.

Gunnar Vangsnes nearly had the same result with a first and a third but unfortunately could not maintain his form at the Thursday outing, which found him down in sixth place.
This week we had only three outings and that will be the format for August
Tuesday July 22, Phoenix Mountain & Lake - Stableford
1st Steven Gould (19) 40pts
2nd Roger Wilkinson (15) 39pts
3rd Billy Fitzgerald (17) 37pts
4th David Snell (10) 34pts
Tuesday at Phoenix we played the Mountain and Lake course and had a very good turnout considering it is still low season. This venue is always popular and the course was in good condition.
Steven Gould took the win by just the one point with 40 from Roger Wilkinson 39 (second again), he is always thereabouts but cannot seem to find the win. Billy Fitzgerald was third on 37.
There were no 2’s recorded so a bell ring at the bar.
Thursday, July 24, Plutaluang N & W - Stableford
1st Billy Fitzgerald (17) 38pts
2nd David Snell (10) 35pts
3rd Gunnar Vangsnes (25) 35pts
4th Fergus Brennan (9) 34pts
Thursday we travelled to Plutaluang with a moderate turnout. Billy Fitzgerald was there again, this time with a win and thirty-eight points but by only the one point from David Snell. Gunnar Vangnes was third on thirty-five.
There were no 2’s once again. They seem to be so hard to come by these days.
Saturday, July 26, Eastern Star - Stableford
Division 1
1st Fergus Brennan (9) 35pts
2nd Billy Fitzgerald (16) 30pts
3rd Phil Knight (10) 30pts
4th George Robinson (12) 30pts
Division 2
1st Gunnar Vangsnes (25) 37pts
2nd Andy Turner (22) 33pts
3rd John Dennis (32) 33pts
4th Mike Moreton (25) 31pts
On Saturday we made our regular weekend visit to Eastern Star. We had a very good turnout so it was back to two divisions. The scoring in general was low and I understand that the wind had something to do with this.
Division 2 belonged to Gunnar Vangsnes with thirty-seven points. He had his handicap increased by one earlier in the week and was promptly informed that it had now decreased after this result. Andy Turner was second with thirty-three points on count back from John Dennis in his third.
Division 1 went to organiser Fergus Brennan with thirty-five points, with Billy Fitzgerald (30) in second on count back over Phil Knight and George Robinson, giving Billy his third top three spot of the week.
There were no 2’s yet again so the bell was rung back at the Travellers Rest for all in attendance.

League of Legends – Round 5 (preview)

by Howie Reed
The River Mead Leisure Complex in Reading plays host to round 5 of the League of Legends this Friday, but one legend currently on the PDC trail is Phil Taylor, who continues to rule the sport. The PDC was tossing arrows last week at their annual stop in Blackpool and this year the event was called the Stan James World Matchplay, with Taylor the story as expected.
In the main warm up, The Players Championship, Phil Taylor again took the crown beating Ronnie Baxter 3 sets to nil (2-0, 2-0, 2-1). Taylor has won this event 6 times on the trot while this was his second Players win, both against Baxter.
In the main event, Taylor met a resurgent Dennis Priestly in the semi finals while Wayne Mardle took on James Wade. Mardle had to come back from 12-7 down against Raymond Van Barneveld to get an 18-16 win and a spot in the semis.
Dennis Priestly had to battle back from cancer surgery in January and is one of those “really feel good” stories, but it was take no prisoners when Taylor defeated him in the semis 17-8, tossing 12-T80’s and having three shots at a nine-darter, missing double 12 on one occasion.
Taylor’s average of 105.59 was almost matched by defending champion James Wade. Wade returned to the final with a 17-5 win over Wayne Mardle that included 12-180’s and a 102.73 average. In that match Wade broke out to a 7-0 lead tossing all his 180’s.
In the final against Taylor, Wade had an early 7-4 lead only to stand by as Taylor then took 12 of the next 13 legs. At 16-8 Taylor was probably working on his post match speech and even though Wade made a minor run to take the next leg, Taylor sealed the win with a neat 132 check-out using the bull.
For the match Taylor averaged an astonishing 109.47 or 36.39 per dart. “I’m at a loss for words”, Taylor said after the match. With his win in the Players Championship he took 65,000 pounds (or 3,990,695.96 Thai baht) back to Stoke. Not a bad week’s work.
This weekend for “Legends” Bristow, George and Lowe it’s “fish or cut bait” time. Individually and collectively they have got to get back to basics and produce a positive result or this League of Legends is history for them. The Old Dart Coach is here with some tips for these three great players.
“The basics gentleman. This is a dart. The object of the game is to throw this dart thing pointy end first, stick it in the round thing (called a dartboard) to reduce your score from 501 to zero, but leaving a score that can be erased by hitting a double. A double? That’s the outer ring of the round dartboard. If you do this 7 times before your opponent then you win. There are no style points as it’s not how you do it but did you do it. Any questions?”
The good folks at betfred. com and/or Setanta TV, who put up the money for this league, must have given color commentator Tony Green a good talking to. Two weeks ago he said on more than one occasion, “He’s given up.” Not something a punter or TV viewer wants to hear.
Bobby George
(1-0-3, 2pts) vs. John Lowe (0-0-4, 0pts)
Back in the day Mr. John Lowe beat Mr. Bobby George like a rented mule. Then again this is a new day and both players have seen their per-dart average drop as the league has moved on.
George played exceptionally well in defeating Peter Evison 7-3 while achieving an average of 27.60. That may have been a one off as he came back in the next round to get trounced by Cliff Lazarenko 7-3. His average dropped to 24.64. Meanwhile there’s not a lot of sunshine when you’re John Lowe and you’ve only managed to win 10 out of the 38 legs played.
George is the betting favorite here as he’s shown he can rise to the occasion. Should Lowe win the first two legs he may have turned things around. George has Deller and Anderson left so this is a must win. Lowe has Lazarenko and Bristow left, so a win here and he could get 6 points and an outside chance. Look for Lowe to rebound with a win.
Peter Evison
(2-1-1, 5pts) vs. Eric Bristow (1-0-3, 2pts)
Peter Evison has got to be licking his chops over this match-up. He has played as well as anyone the first four turns with a couple of hiccups that have cost him. Following each “dead bill in the road” he’s come back with a big win. In Eric Bristow he gets the player with the worst scoring average and who also isn’t competitive.
Evison should win this one 7-2 or 7-3 but a 7–0 whitewash is not out of the question. Evison can’t be looking ahead to a meeting with Dave Whitcombe next week.
Dave Whitcombe (3-1-0, 7 pts) vs.
Cliff Lazarenko  (2-0-2, 4 pts)
Whitcombe is a big favorite over the resilient Lazarenko, who put it all together two weeks ago against Bobby George. Big Cliff is only one point behind Peter Evison who should have his way with Bristow. Big Cliff needs either a win but a 7-4 or 7-5 loss would still boost his confidence.
There is the possibility that Whitcombe may be looking ahead to matches against Evison and Deller in the coming weeks. If Whitcombe’s average is the 26.42 it was against Bristow, then Lazarenko has a chance. On the other hand a 27 or 28 average will probably sink Big Cliff.
Keith Deller (3-0-1, 6pts) vs.
Bob Anderson (2-2-0, 6pts)
By far the match of the night. Just going off Anderson’s record this could well be a 6-6 draw as that’s been his result against difficult opponents Whitcombe and Evison. These two players couldn’t be any closer. They both have 6 points and they’ve both won 26 legs each with Deller losing just one more leg then Anderson.
The difference here is the scoring average and that’s only slight. Anderson has three matches with a scoring average in the high 26’s. Deller has two matches in the 25’s.
In Anderson’s draw with Evison, Cowboy Bob was outscored but found a way to get a draw. Anderson is a slight favorite, maybe 7-5.