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Pattaya Bowlers double up at Lions Annual Challenge

Toy Back-to-Back, Clements is Best & Tira is Top Senior

Council organizes amateur boxing referee course

Thespians topple VIP’s in charity soccer match

‘Togo’ overcome ‘Brazil’in alternative World Cup

Go-kart street races proposal accepted by City Hall

The Zinger Captures a Couple

A testing time at Pattana

Back to Cruising

The Bill & Gordon show at Noble Place

The one that got away

Marty and Tewin enjoy the test at Khao Kheow

Bob and Jeff the ‘Greensome’ masters

Dog fight for the podium but Tony scorches home

The Grape Vine keeps to winning ways

The Caddy Shack moves location

Andersson wins at home

Duncan continues his ‘purple patch’ at Pattaya C.C.

Is it the Scissors or should it be the Axe

Pete Murray conquers the ‘wobbles’ and shoots his age

The Square Ring

PATTAPA SPORTS ROUND-UP

Pattaya Bowlers double up at Lions Annual Challenge

The Lions Lawn Bowls International Tournament 2006

Report & Photos by
Barry Hooper

The Annual Lions Lawn Bowls challenge recently entered its fifth year of competition, as teams from the Philippines and Bangkok descended once more upon Pattaya to do battle. This traditional and friendly annual challenge event was held over the weekend of July 29-30 at the “Bowling Green” Pattaya; one of only two lawn bowling greens in Thailand. The tournament involved three teams, namely: the Bowling Green Pattaya, the Royal Bangkok Sports Club and the Angeles Sports and Country Club from the Philippines.

One of the tournament founders, Lowell Johnson from the Angeles Sports and Country Club, left, presents an award to Tony Murphy, custodian of the Pattaya Bowling Green
The format for the 2-day event was a triples competition comprising of seven teams each from Pattaya and the Philippines and six teams from Bangkok.
This major event was the first to be played on the green since the start of its refurbishment programme that began some three months ago and which is still only fifty percent complete. This meant that all the bowlers had to deal with some variable conditions and it proved to be a challenge to all concerned. And whilst the conditions may have caused some consternation amongst the bowlers taking part, it was still considered to be a fair challenge for all and the local Pattaya players could garner no advantage from playing at ‘home’, as the new section of the green was only tested some two days before the event.

The three winners of the triples event: Peter Chaplin, Aussie John and Harvey
The play on Saturday provided some shock scores with one opening match offering a thirty three to zero score line whilst others managed to take the heavy going on the new section of green more favourably. Refreshments in the form of a barbeque were provided by the Bowling Green for the players at the completion of the day’s play.
With five rounds played on Saturday and the balance on Sunday with the early start of 10.o’clock, this proved to be a bit of an awakening for those who had partied a little too much the night before. But play started on time, was steady throughout the day and kept to schedule.
With all the day’s play completed, all concerned had the opportunity to shower and change and return to the clubhouse for the evening banquet and presentations. It has to be said that the management and staff of the Bowling Green all did a sterling job over the weekend, keeping everybody provided with refreshments during play and some excellent food on both days of the event.
The final outcome was a team win for Pattaya with 48 points; Philippines in second place with 40 points and Bangkok third on 32 points. The individual team award went to the Pattaya threesome of Peter Chaplin, Aussie John and Harvey.
Well done everyone and a big thank you to all who made the event the complete success that it was. We hope that all who enjoyed this wonderful weekend will be back next year to do battle once more.

The 3 teams from Bangkok, Angeles City in the Philippines and Pattaya Bowling Club gather for a group photo prior to the competition.

Despite the tricky conditions, the bowlers enjoyed a feast of exciting competition over the course of the 2 days.


Toy Back-to-Back, Clements is Best & Tira is Top Senior

Mike Franklin
Perfect golf weather at Pattaya Country Club on Thursday, July 27 for the monthly Diana Seniors & Ladies Open encouraged good scores; the best of the day coming from John Clements. John, back for one of his regular visits recorded 40 Stableford points to win the Super Seniors category, with Dave Earthrowl runner-up with 35 points.

July Seniors winners: (L-R) John, Toy & Tira.

The Seniors battled it out with a three way count-back on 36 points. Geoff Bowers was runner-up, beating Ray Spence on the back nine, and was in turn beaten for the winning spot by Tira Charuvastra on the back six.
Toy Theobald won the Ladies category with 36 points, winning back to back with her June Open score of 41 points. There was a count- back for runner-up, Sririporn beating Mam Trayling on the back six.
Mam did however win the long putt on #9, Prakong Robinson being longest on #18.
Bob Pearce took both near pins on the front nine, namely at # 5 and # 7. Sririporn was nearest on #12 and Geoff Bowers on #16. Ning Morris was the only newcomer to the monthly tournament and was duly welcomed. The course was good and the staff, as always, very friendly and helpful.
The August Open is right at the end of the month on Thursday 31st. Sign-up as usual at the Green Bottle or Diana Driving Range.


Council organizes amateur boxing referee course

More than 50 interested teachers and City employees attended the course.

Ariyawat Nuamsawat
Pattaya City Council recently organized a training course for amateur boxing referees at Pattaya School No 2, with more than 50 people attending.
Mayor Niran Wattanasartsathorn opened the course, which was designed to improve the quality of judging at regional and international competition bouts.
Niran said the City Council is active in its support of all sporting endevours and tries to help organize sporting competitions and events on a regular basis.
In this case, City Hall assigned the Sports and Recreation Department to organize the training course that was held between 19 and 21 July, with the emphasis on trying to develop the interests of young people into the sport of amateur boxing.
The famed Thai boxing trainer, Yodthong Sananan was a guest speaker at the event and taught refereeing techniques to the participants who will hopefully pass them on to their own students.


Thespians topple VIP’s in charity soccer match

Ariyawat Nuamsawat
The ‘Actors’ got the better of the VIP’s during a charity football match held on July 21 at Banglamung School’s soccer pitch.

Mayor Niran Wattanasartsathorn takes the attack to the opposition. The result of the game was of minor importance compared to the friendships forged and the funds raised for charity.

Mayor Niran Wattanasartsathorn both presided over the kick-off and then took part in the game, in which Kantana Suwanabume, (the Dramatic Team) played Pattaya VIP’s. The Kantana team comprised actors led by the renowned director Niratkay Kalayachatuk; although many of the stars who had promised to turn up did not materialize, much to the disappointment of their fans.
The Pattaya VIP’s team consisted of local business people, politicians and members of the press, and were led by Mayor Niran.
The match was organized to raise funds for the Khun Poom Jensen Foundation and other charities, and was won 4-3 by Kantana, with a penalty kick deciding the outcome. Swallowing the defeat gracefully, Mayor Niran was all smiles as he presented the winning trophy to the actors.


‘Togo’ overcome ‘Brazil’ in alternative World Cup

‘Togo’ - the Pattaya Paradise Futsal 2006 Champions.

Ariyawat Nuamsawat
The Pattaya Paradise Futsal 2006 competition, organized by Box Assets Company Limited in cooperation with Rab Sang Fan (Dream Creations), was based on the FIFA World Cup competition using the same teams and format. The company also televised all the World Cup matches live on a giant screen at Bali Hai Pier.
The final of Futsal 2006, which was won by ‘Togo’, provided great entertainment for both the local fans and foreign tourists who turned up to watch the exciting match.
As previously mentioned, the Futsal 2006 was based on the FIFA World Cup competition taking place between June 9 - July 9, and in Pattaya’s version of the final, ‘Toga’ and ‘Brazil’ were to face off against each other after overcoming 30 other teams between them.
Even though the team names sounded good, in reality the players were all youths from around the Pattaya area. ‘Togo’ for instance traveled all the way up from Sattahip.
‘Brazil’ had a numerical advantage in terms of supporters and got off to a great start with an early goal. ‘Togo’ replied with an equalizer and had to do so two more times before finally taking the lead at 4-3. It looked as if the first half would end on that score but ‘Brazil’ managed to equalize at 4-4 before the whistle ended the half.
The second half was equally exciting and furious and after an exchange of scores, a last minute equalizer from ‘Togo’ made the scoreline 6-6 and took the game to penalties.
Here ‘Togo’ were to finally prevail, winning the shootout 9-8 and capturing the replica World Cup trophy and 30,000 baht in prize money.
‘Brazil’ took home a consolation prize of 10,000 baht with third placed ‘Costa Rica’ pocketing 5,000 baht.
Mr Pisai Phanomwan Na Authaya, Member of Pattaya City Council and Chairman of the Pattaya Tourism and Sports Sub-committee was on hand to present the prizes.


Go-kart street races proposal accepted by City Hall

Vimolrat Singnikorn
Plans to stage a series of go-kart races in the streets of Pattaya were agreed upon at a meeting held July 27 between members of Pattaya City Council and Porntip Ubonrat, General Manager of E motion Management Co Ltd.

High class go-karting could be on its way to Pattaya’s streets this October.

Porntip said that her company believed Pattaya would be an ideal location for promoting go-kart street racing as it possesses the necessary infrastructure and that the events would bring in more local and foreign tourists. Her company plans on inviting famous names from the world of competitive go-karting to compete.
She added that karting isn’t only about being the fastest; it is also about having fun and is a high-profile way of attracting sponsors. The company proposes that the races be held over 2 days, 28-29 October.
E motion Management has surveyed the route, which would be in the Walking Street, South Pattaya area where they believe the roads to be suitable
Pattaya City Council have given the provisional go ahead for the events and plan to hold further meetings to iron out the details.


The Zinger Captures a Couple

IPGC golf From Lewiinski’s

Sunday, July 23,
Green Valley - White Tees, Stableford

A Flight:
1st Jim Wickstrom, 40 points
2nd Paul Shaw, 39 points
3rd Jack Grindvold, 38 points
B Flight:
1st Eddy Beilby, 39 points
2nd Joe Seabstian, 39 points
3rd Mike Shrosbree, 39 points
C Flight:
1st Ken Kutzing, 37 points
2nd Alec Hoare, 37 points
3rd Fred Theobald, 36 points
Near Pins: #2: Barry Copestake; #9: Jack Grindvold; #12: Jack Grindvold; #16: Charles Sheppard
2’s: Paul Shaw, Jack Grindvold (2), Vic Hester, Woody Sherwood, Kris Kritsajootha,
J.J Wright, Frank Pilkington, Don Lehmer, Trudy Chadbourn
It was always so with Nell, but now Dudley Do-Right was Man of the Match of this Sunday fixture at Green Valley. Jim’s 40 points were the result of a level-to-par gross 72. That gave Jim a one point advantage in the Premier Flight over ever improving Paul Shaw. Smacko Jacko rounded out the top dogs with a fine 38 points.
Richard Livingston has mentored Eddy Beilby well on his swing, but he must have also taught him how to play the inward nine as the excelling student had the best homeward nine in the B Flight trio of himself, NR Joe and Mike Shrosbree, esq. Joe took second strictly on the strength of turning in his scorecard.
Our title guy notched the first of his week’s successes with a count back victory over Alec “The Ho” Hoare in the junior circuit. Uncle Fred showed he might be putting some pressure on Auntie Toy with his even to handicap 36 points, good for C Flight bronze
Tuesday, July 25,
Laem Chabang A & B - White Tees, Stableford
A Flight:
1st Joe McArdle, 43 points
2nd Larry Watson, 42 points
3rd Barry Copestake, 41 points
B Flight:
1st Bill Broschart, 40 points
2nd John Low, 39 points
3rd Norm Robinson, 39 points
NP’s: #B8: Chaten Patel
2’s: Laurie Leech, John Low
Being low season, The Society sometimes pulls in the reigns on the Blue/White tee option to ensure that there is a solid competitive field, numerically. Well, such was the case this Tuesday as the entire field took to the Laem Chabang Whites which, it should be said, were well forward... and they took advantage of it.
But none took greater advantage than Father Joe who amassed a best on the day 43 points. Joe just returned from Ireland, a visit necessitated by the loss of his brother. The thoughts and sympathies of all the lads and lasses are with him. As though one Mick on the podium was not enough, who should attain the second step but the omnipresent Larry Watson. The Queen finally had a representative on the A Flight podium as Barry Copestake edged Eyad Subei on count back
Billy Broschart, who learned everything he knows from the Lady’s Man, took B Flight with 40 points, one more than the duo of Hello Handsome Man John Low and that noted barrister, Stormin’ Norman Robinson. The All Black White had the better of the count back.
Wednesday, July 26,
Eastern Star White Tees,
2 - Person Scramble -
Stroke/Medal
1st Lindsay Semple & Phil Mitchell, net 61.6
2nd Mikael Anderson & Dave Stockman, net 62.1
3rd Trudy Chadbourn & Barry Chadbourn, net 62.3
The Society tried to whisper that the day’s fixture was a two-man scramble, but someone, probably in the throes of pleasure, let the secret slip in Ban Chang. That awoke Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid of the famed Scramble gang, none other than Dave Stockman and Mikael Anderson, to the fact that there was a purse to be knocked off. However, this time their efforts were, at least in part, thwarted as Lindsay Semple and Flipper were a half a stroke better. Bringing a sense of innocence to the day were the Charming Chadbourns who showed that there was room in Pattaya for clean living as they took the third place bounty.
Friday, July 28,
Burapha A & B - Blue or
White Tees, Stableford
Blue Flight:
1st Dave Porter, 42 points
2nd Nick Payne, 37 points
3rd Jack Spencer, 35 points - Larry Watson
White Flight:
1st Ken Kutzing, 42 points
2nd Mike Gaussa, 37 points - Joop Medze
2’s: Larry Watson, Mark Wood, Eddy Beilby, Emiel Van de Wiele, Bill Broschart
The week wrapped up with a tee split event at Burapha. Surging David Porter, showing no ill effects from last week’s dodo, put a five point whopping on the Blue Flight field. Nick Payne was that somewhat distant silver medalist, although his score should be credited with being better than handicap. General Jack’s back side (Does that sound right? Well it is Soi Pattayaland One!) was the only thing that kept Larry Watson from yet another payday.
Our Title Guy had the best of a good-sized White Tee field as he put together a fine 42 points for the second five point margin of the day, this time over Mike Gaussa and Joop Medze. The field, while nice sized, only supported two White Tee places, and given Mike’s inward effort, Joop was left with zoop.


A testing time at Pattana

PSC golf from The Café Kronborg

Monday, July 24, Century Chonburi, Stableford
The most inexpensive course around, with a clubhouse that one cannot forget, was host for a Stableford competition in two flights, with the cut at handicap 18. The course on the day was in quite good condition with the exception of the bunkers; where it looked like a bunker machine was run through three or four weeks ago, and there was not one rake to be found.
Ted Morris took the A Flight with 35 points, Marty Allred was in second with 34 points and Ged Mason was in third with 32 points.
Tournament Director Dave Richardson was the winner in the B Flight with 39 points, Bob Rasmussen second with 32 points and Paul Tate third with 31 points.
Thursday, July 27, Pattana, Stableford
With a good road now this course is becoming much more accessible, but it has been noticed during our visits that it is still thinly used. This is quite surprising in one aspect as it has a magnificent clubhouse and 3 ‘nines’ that are, to most people, a real test of golf. The downside is that it is costly, many do not like the sloping greens and it is nearly always blowing a gale.
On this day it was also windy, so the A & C nines were a real test. However, most who played enjoyed their day out.
The winner was Dave Richardson with 39 points on count back from Doug Maiko in second and Michael Todd-White in third. In fourth was Graham Michael with 36 points.
TTFN.


Back to Cruising

IPGC golf from The Haven

Friday, July 21, Eastern Star, Stableford
1st Randy Haupt, 39 pts.
2nd Tatsumi Noguchi, 38 pts. c/b 9, 22
3rd Frank Kelly, 38 pts. c/b 9, 18
4th Tom McCarthy, 37 pts.
Following the strenuous Medal rounds in the Club Championship it was a pleasure to get back to some serious but fun golf under the stableford format and Randy Haupt continued with his run of success in the weekly competitions as he cruised round in three under to claim top spot at the end of a tough week.
Tatsumi Noguchi, who is also in good form slipped into second place by count back over Frank Kelly, the almost famous great great grandson of that other well known raider Ned. Tom McCarthy took the last slot on the winners’ list as he prepared to leave for some well earned R and R back in the States.
Prior to the prize giving Richard Livingston, the resident PGA teaching professional, welcomed back Dave Shaw, Tony Quaid, Terry Spicer, Frank Kelly and Barry McIntosh. It was also a fond farewell to Patrick Scullion, Tom McCarthy, Markku Tynell and Yunoki Tours in the form of Yasuo Suzuki, Tatsumi Noguchi and Yukio Kikuchi, which leaves the Japanese tourism numbers under threat.
Monday, July 24,
Burapha, Stableford
1st Kris Kritsanajootha, 42 pts.
2nd Trevor Schirmer, 37 pts.
3rd Serge Straeten, 36 pts.
Once again it was a very disappointing turnout at Burapha as the regulars continue to boycott the course where it is compulsory to take a golf cart when they are walkers. It was again the case that the course was the loser as the usual riders rode and the rest went elsewhere, resulting in a drop by half of the usual numbers competing and another loss of revenue in a time of need.
New member Kris Kritsanajootha, the recently retired US Navy Chief was very quick to get his feet under the table as he swept to a five shot win ahead of Trevor Schirmer who had a very creditable one-under over the A and C courses from the blue tees. Serge Straeten rounded out the podium with a solid even round.
Once again there were no “twos” in either division.
Before presenting the prizes, Richard welcomed new members Kris Kritsanajootha and Eyad Subei and also welcomed back Jay Nakagawa.
Wednesday, July 26,
Khao Kheow, Monthly Medal
1st Division
1st Phil Groves, 72 c/b 36
2nd Serge Straeten, 72 c/b 36.5
3rd Takeshi Hakozaki, 76
2nd Division
1st Terry Spicer, 72
2nd B.J. Smith, 82
3rd Gordon Millar, 84
With the pots augmented with all the uncollected prizes of the previous month, there was a fair amount to play for apart from the Monthly Medal and entry into the Gold and Silvers at the end of the year.
Phil Groves playing with Serge Straeten did just enough on the last hole to ensure victory in division one by the slimmest of margins in the count back, to claim his first medal of the year. Takeshi Hakozaki did not quite get hold of the day but did enough to close out third, some four strokes adrift.
In the second division it was a one horse race as Terry Spicer flattened the opposition with a level par round, with the chasing pack led by B.J. and Gordon Millar a long way back. Many of the non-returns were left ruing their early pick-ups when the final results were read out by Richard.
There were no “twos” in the first division but Terry Spicer cleaned up the pot, including all the roll-overs with the only one in the second division.
Back at The Haven, Richard welcomed back Andrew Reid and Laurie Leech.
Friday, July 28,
Phoenix Lakes & Ocean, Stableford
1st Barry Traynor, 43 pts.
2nd Joe McArdle, 40 pts.
3rd Frank Kelly, 38 pts.
4th Takeshi Hakozaki, 37 pts.
At last the silver fox took first place after many seconds in the recent past, as he stroked it round in seven under, ahead of the raiders in the form of Joe McArdle, who had to be satisfied with second after a fine four-under that he and many others thought would be good, and Frank Kelly with another two-under to get on to the podium.
Takeshi also took his second placing of the week to ensure that he will not be going up in the near future.
There were no “twos” in the second division as the pot starts to grow once more. Even more surprisingly there was only one in the first division and almost unbelievably that was achieved by Tony Barritt with a thirty five footer right across the green, which he later revealed was helped by the use of a local road map and the usual crossed fingers grip.


The Bill & Gordon show at Noble Place

PSC golf from Tropical Bert’s

Tuesday, July 25, Noble Place, Stableford
I look upon Tropical Bert’s on a Tuesday as a bit of a sleep in. We do not have to leave until about 9am and Tim likes getting up early and gets in before the bacon is crisp, so I set the alarm and relax.

Tuesday winners, Bill (L) & Gordon (R)
This has been known to work, except every one knows my number, so, as per this week at about 7:45am the phone usually rings and I get the, “I’m at Tropical Bert’s and it’s gone.” (For those who do not know, Bert’s used to be in Soi Marina Plaza, but the entire Plaza is now flat.) Now that I do not mind, but usually I get the same phone call as the water starts to flow in the shower, as I did this week. Bite your tongue.
Meanwhile back at Bert’s, Tim was his usual calm, placid self and sorted out all the players with his normal skill. The hammer remained hot, especially when players did not turn up, however, finally we were underway and Noble Place beckoned.
It was an easy book in on the golf course, which was pretty quiet. The A & C nines beckoned so off we went. The day was windy but the course was in pretty good condition, all the players like this course, for price and friendliness.
This being a post Rodney round, the day was peaceful, and some good golf was played. However, back in the clubhouse they are in the midst of some major re-constriction, so you have to shower around the workers. The restaurant is still upstairs and offers a good refuge for shell-shocked golfers at reasonable prices.
Back at Bert’s the winners were announced: In the A Div, Bill Knight won whilst Gordon Everingham took the honours in B Div.
TTFN.
Near Pins: Derek Eastham, Dick Warberg (2), Paul Tate, Graham Buckingham, David Wood
Long Putt: Derek Brook, Dennis Stepura


The one that got away

Catch of the Day at Tropical Bert’s

It has been pretty rough out on the sea of late and not for the faint hearts. A couple of times the storm clouds have gathered and we have had to make a dash for port, the last few miles being lashed by winds and heavy rain. Mind with the sides down and all sat on the same side of the boat it gets quite exciting. However, we have caught some fine fish.

Chris and Ting with the Cobia.

Saturday, July 29 it appeared from my balcony that the sea was reasonably calm, so it was off down to Ban Sarae, kick Captain Ting out of bed and off for the big adventure again.
Whilst not as rough as the previous few weeks, it was still pretty bouncy so it was nice to get into a Cobia fairly early, and it was soon on board; our single handicap fisherman Chris playing the fish well.
Then a long wait as the sea raced, and then bang, we were into a seriously big fish; even Ting was excited. It ripped hundreds of yards of line off and despite seemingly doing every thing correct, the new 50lb line went “bang”. Never mind, there’s always next time!
We then moved location and pulled a couple of fine fish in; one a really fine ray that fought and all but drained Chris as he turned puce and gasped for breath. His shoulders will ache for months.
Finally it was time for the run-in, and for the first time in a while, no storm.
T.T.F.N.


Marty and Tewin enjoy the test at Khao Kheow

Report and photo supplied by Barry Hooper
Thursday, July 27, Khao Kheow, Stableford
This week, thirty-two golfers (incl. one lady) turned up to play at Khao Kheow Golf Club. The course was in first class condition, and the weather was not too hot with a lovely breeze which kept things nice and cool.

Khao Kheow winners - Tewin Lamthong and Marty Allred.

Some of the scores reflected the difficulty of this excellent golf course but Marty Allred had no problems, taking the A flight with 39 points off his 1 handicap. It was good to see Bupay (Tewin Lamthong) back on form, winning the B flight with 39 points off a 31 handicap.
A very good day was enjoyed by all and the shepherds pie after the golf back at the Bowling Green was excellent. Thanks to Tony and the staff
Results:
A Flight:
1st Marty Allred (1), 39 Pts
2nd Richard Keegan (16), 38 Pts
3rd Kevin Callaghan (10), 35 Pts / back 6
4th Derek Eastham (18), 35 Pts
B Flight:
1st Tewin Lamthong (31), 39 Pts
2nd Dick Warburg (19), 38 Pts
3rd Petter Anderson (36), 37 Pts
4th Colin Cronin (21), 36 Pts
Nearest the Pin: Chaten Patel, Gene Rooney, Marty Allred, Colin Cronin
Two’s Club: Marty Allred, Petter Anderson, Terry Hopkins
The next event of the society will take place on the August 3 at Pheonix GC


Bob and Jeff the ‘Greensome’ masters

PSC golf from Peacock Place

Monday, July 24, Khao Kheow, Stableford
Monday saw us take the trip up to Khao Kheow, for a Stableford round. We played the A & B courses and as usual the whole layout was in magnificent condition, with the exception of the greens on course B, which were a little slow but still enjoyable.
The winners on the day were; starting with the ladies, the lovely Wendy Khan and runner up Toy Theobald. The men’s winners were off the yellow tee’s tied for 1st, Jeff McLaury and Donald Hendry. Off the white marker’s we also had a tie between Brendon Dougal and Ken Little.
There were no “twos” on this day so there was a roll over to Eastern Star on Monday, and the free beer was won by Ed Trayling.
Back at the Peacock we were treated to a buffet put on by Mine Hosts Dao and Michael. Many thanks from all who enjoyed it.
Thursday, July 27, Century Chonburi, Greensome
After a hearty breakfast we set off for Century Chonburi, to play a Greensome as it’s know in England; in Aussie we call it a Canadian foursome. Anyway to say we had some fun and laughter would be putting in mildly.
The scores were something else again: winners on the day were Bob Philp & Jeff McLaury with a fine 79 net, closely followed by Phil Mitchell & Simon ‘the Magistrate’ Jenkins with net 80. I might add that every time Simon played a bad shot Phil either put in on probation or at one time he gave 3 years hard labour. It certainly makes for a fun day when you are trying to hit a golf ball and laughing like hell at the same time. However, we all enjoyed ourselves and once again back at the Peacock Place we sat down to a beautiful buffet. Thank you Mike and Dao.


Dog fight for the podium but Tony scorches home

PSC golf from The Oohsa Bar

Tony, Vincent, Frank and Jeff - winners at Bangpra.

On a very hot day the group met at Oohsa’s anticipating a good breakfast and a good game of golf at the Bangpra course - we got both.
The course itself was in excellent condition although the greens were very firm and playing fairly quick. Mastering the conditions was Tony Oakes who blitzed home 4 points clear with a very creditable 38 points. Fighting it out for second, third and forth were Vincent Smyth, Frank Kelly and Jeff Wylie respectively who all finished with 34 points - a good battle that.
Near Pins were won by Ray Spence, Barry Quirk and Tony Oakes (2). Longest Putt winners were Alex Backlund and Ray Spence.
Back at Oohsa’s there was the usual good hearted banter as we tucked in to a very good chicken and chips dinner.
If you are interested in playing with the Oohsa Bar please phone Keith on 07 916 7171. Everyone is welcome.


The Grape Vine keeps to winning ways

Pattaya Sports Club Friday Bowling League

200 Bowlers - Kran, Tue and Wade.

Grape Vine took three points from Brother D and continue their hold on 1st place. House of the Golden Coin keep pace as they take three from Café Olé. Montana takes three points from France but fall back to 4th place as Café Kronborg takes four points from Jack & Tar and moves back to 3rd place. Domicil sweeps Three Sisters four - zero. Shenanigans gets 3 points from Friends and VFW Post 9876 bombs Mai’s Thai Restaurant winning all four points.


The Caddy Shack moves location

IPGC golf with the Caddy Shack

As from August 1, The Caddy Shack will be relocated in Soi 17 on the opposite corner of the street to the Harley Bar. Golf will be played on Tuesdays and Fridays, leaving at 10:00am. Pool will still be played and a dartboard installed. It is an air-conditioned bar and the famous Caddy Shack food will still be served. All golfers old and new are welcome and customers will be given a warm reception.


Andersson wins at home

IPGC Pattaya Golf Society at the OK Corral

On a hot, breezy day, Tuesday, July 25, the Pattaya Golf Society took the short trip to the popular course at Eastern Star to play a medal competition. The course has long been a favourite for many of the field and was in good condition for the event. The greens however were surprisingly slow in comparison with other courses played recently and many golfers found that putting was to be the key to their rounds.
The star of the day was to Mikael Andersson, a local member of the course, and he brought all his course management skills to bear in a round of supreme touch, where he struck seventeen greens in regulation or better, only missing the par-three third by a whisker. On this form he is almost invincible and his round of gross 77 gave him net 71 for a fine victory.
Eating his ‘dust’ a long way back were John Cunningham who tutted, not putted, to a score of net 76 and Barry McIntosh and Ben Findon who turned in cards bearing net 78’s for a share of third place.
Elsewhere the field toiled manfully throughout the day and only Bill Hewitt found a modicum of success when he chipped in for a birdie two on the seventeenth. Carl Lovatt left a new ProV1 up a tree on the first and his hopes nose-dived from that point onwards.
Jan Eriksen joined the ranks of the disbelievers when he lost eleven balls in his round, whilst the usual favourites, Dave Thomas and Stuart Thompson, also found the day a chore. Indeed Stuart’s card was his poorest for a while and he accepted the Booby Bevy in his usual stoic fashion. But such things only drive one to do better and all golfers know better days lie ahead. They do, don’t they?
Special K’s food for thought
Thursday, July 27, one of the remaining few “breakfast-free” golf groups, the Pattaya Golf Society, set course from the OK Corral for the beautiful Bangpra International Golf Club to play their weekly Stableford event.
The course did not disappoint with its well maintained fairways and consistently quick greens and the large field was divided into two flights with the cut at fifteen and under, an indication of yet another quality field.
In the second flight Ray Underwood posted his second podium place in three weeks with his 32 point score and announced that better things are to come. Aussie Ian Kidd is now achieving a measure of consistency with his second placed 34 points but the flight was led home by Keith Barr and his 35 point score gave no indication of the haste with which he had entered the event.
The top flight saw some excellent performances with Stuart Thompson forgetting his Booby Bevy from his previous outing and recording a consistent 36 points to share third place with the returning John Hughes, whilst Paul Smith fired another fine round with his 37 points giving him second place. The day’s winner, for the third successive round, was Kris Kritsnajootha and his 39 points will see his handicap reduced yet again very soon. He put his victory down to the nourishing fried rice breakfast he had consumed at the OK before venturing out.
The “twos” pot was shared by Paul Smith, Steve Nowell, Mike Allidi and Keith Barr whilst a hungry monkey deprived Ben Findon of a beef sandwich on the fourth hole and led to Ben receiving the “Booby Butty” by way of consolation. The same monkey had also relieved himself on Len Jones’ ball from the safety of a tree and mugged a caddy, running off with a bag containing her motorbike keys. It had been another eventful round with the PGS.


Duncan continues his ‘purple patch’ at Pattaya C.C.

PSC golf from The Bunker

Monday, July 24, Burapha, Stableford
Stableford was the format for the first game of the week on Monday and Burapha Golf Course was the venue for The Bunker Boys.
Playing the difficult C and D courses and with the cut at 17 and under Paul Smith won the A Flight by two points ahead of runner-up Dave Lightfoot; scoring 36 and 34 points respectively.
In the B Flight the low scoring reflected the difficulty of the course, Brian Walker winning with a modest 31 points and Paul Davies claiming runner-up place with 28 points.
Near pin prizes went to Dave Keats, Brian Bellis and two to Dave Lightfoot.
Wednesday, July 26, Bang Pakong, Medal
Fewer players made the relatively long journey to Bang Pakong for a Medal competition on Wednesday and we saw Tony Geeland come out on top, shooting a one under par net 71 ahead of Geoff Parker, net 73 and PJ Redmond third with net 74.
Only three greens were hit so Dave Lightfoot, Rob Herald and Adam Beer shared the pot between them.
Friday, July 28, Pattaya Country Club, Stableford
The second Stableford competition of the week took place at Pattaya Country Club on Friday and with a big field, and the cut at 22 and under, scores were close in both the A and B Flights.
Clarke Alexander took the honours in the A Flight winning with 38 points, one point ahead of Gavin Perfect who was one shot further ahead of Brian Walker, who finished third with 36 points.
In the B Flight Duncan Lee continued his purple patch by winning with 37 points. Second was Tony Geeland with 36 points and third was Dave Keats who scored 35 points.
Two near pin prizes went to Pete Challis and Granville Swanton and Bryan Rought claimed the other two.


Is it the Scissors or should it be the Axe

I.P.G.C. golf from the Jomtien Golf Society.

Monday, July 24, Bangpra, Stableford
With an ever-increasing number each week, twenty of us left Paweenas for the Bangpra course. Still in good condition for this time of the year, it was a pleasure to stand on the first tee and witness a superb green fairway.

Am, Kaew and the sand lady Nom at Bangpra.

We also welcomed a new member, Miss Kaew into our weekly outings. It was a tough day for our ladies, with Nom finding ten bunkers on her round.
In third place with 34 points was Chris Holmes who also hit the only two of the day on the 151yard 8th hole. He was well in the money as it was a rollover as well. The ever-improving Ricky Smith came in second with 36 points off a 14 handicap, but the man to watch now is Derek Eastham. After playing off three 21 years ago and resuming his game again with a handicap of 18, Derek came in with 40 points to take first place. It’s all downhill from here Derek, watch this space.
Tony Duthie was dreading the trip to the clubhouse with his meagre 20 points to win the booby prize but Eddie Behr pipped him at the eighteenth and came in with 14 points to stand the ladies tipple.
Wednesday, July 26, Burapha
Another strong turnout made the trip to the ever-popular Burapha course. However, having played the front nine on the ‘A’ course we then progressed to the Crystal nine, where after a few holes there were a few derogatory murmurings over the condition of this layout.
A welcome newcomer to our society, Joop Medze scored 36 points for third place, but sharing first place were Dannie (Munchen ) Larsen and Larry Slattery with 38 points. As we now use the count back system, both scored 19 points on the back nine but Dannie had 14, compared to Larrys 13 points on the back six, to take first place.
Mr. Kevin sampled the ladies drink back at the bar with an historic 10 points, and the ever improving Amphan (now playing off 31 as you read this) had the only “two” on the third hole to scoop the winnings, and she bought a round back at the bar. Cheers Am.
Jomtien Golf Society meets every Monday and Wednesday at Paweenas, Soi 5, Jomtien beach Rd. and departs around 9.15am for a 10.30 tee off time. Transport and club hire available, please contact Glyn 068375464. Our next fixtures are: Monday, August 7, Century Chonburi and Wednesday, August 9 at Khao Kheow


Pete Murray conquers the ‘wobbles’ and shoots his age

There are a number of goals to be attained in the game of golf. July 24, Pete Murray accomplished a golf milestone that is arguably the most difficult to complete. He shot his age. Pete is 73 years old and at Burapha, playing the A and C nines, he shot a 73 off the stick.

Peter and Pay celebrate their outstanding achievement.
“This has been my greatest thrill in golf,” said Pete. “Nothing else has given me quite this much satisfaction.” That is saying a lot coming from a former PGA professional who played on the American PGA Tour back in the 50’s and 60’s. It is also saying a lot coming from a man who has shot ten under par ten times, has had two double eagles, and thirteen holes in one.
For a former professional golfer in his sixties, shooting his age might not be such a big deal. Pete came within a stroke of doing it five times. But the problem with shooting your age is that while the goal gets easier as you get older, the skill level drops pretty quickly. What makes Pete’s accomplishment so remarkable is that it came long after he had given up hope of ever again playing really well. The man has Parkinson’s disease and anyone who has watched him putt, knows where he got the moniker “Shaky Pete”.
He could still bang the driver out there 250 yards. It was the touch game around the greens that would give Pete fits, or in his case the shakes. No putt was a gimme when one was playing Pete Murray for money. His best friend, Richard Garland, was worried that Pete might give up the game. Richard knew how much frustration Pete felt, but he also knew that this was Pete’s entire life. Pete needed a miracle.
The miracle came in the unlikely form of Canadian Doug Campbell who was aware of a new medication for Parkinson’s disease. Pete was willing to try anything but was skeptical that it would make a difference. His first glimmer of hope came about two weeks later when he shouted that he could read his scorecard. Before the new medicine, even Pete couldn’t read his own chicken scratching. But now he was looking at a very neat set of numbers. The real proof came when he started making those nasty three footers.
At Burapha, Pete was even par on the front nine, but with bogeys on eleven and fourteen the hope of shooting his age was dwindling. With four holes to go he turned to his regular caddy Pay and said, “Baby, get me home in one under and I’ll give you two thousand baht.” Pay may not have understood the significance of Pete shooting a 73, but she certainly understood two thousand baht. Pete birdied the next hole and made par on fifteen and sixteen.
“But I was scrambling my ass off,” says Pete. “I was choking like a dog and Pay was choking worse than me.” He hit a great drive on eighteen (number 9 on Burapha’s C course). He then hit a wedge onto the elevated green that he couldn’t see but thought was near the hole. No such luck. The shot was long and sitting on a piece of hardpan with a yard wide swatch of rough between the ball and the green. The pin was straight downhill and Pete was looking at one scary shot. He putted through the rough, but he was still left with a fifteen footer for par. “Two holes right, Papa,” said Pay with a lot more certainty than she was feeling. The next putt went straight into the hole and Pete and Pay were dancing on the green, celebrating a miracle.


The Square Ring

by Howie Reed

“Your Lordship I have a communication from your acquaintance Paul in Africa. He e-mails, ‘I know you hang around with the blokes a lot but please, even as a San Jose State College graduate, refrain from using the English “whilst” instead of the proper “while”. “Whilst” coming from you is like Patty’s Pig whistling Dixie. Correct me if I’m wrong. While I was never what you might call a boxing fan, I frequently watched boxing on the black & white TV. It seemed to me that most fights were among, more or less, equals and, in a cliché, the “better man won”. Most fights I see today appear very one-sided or mismatched, if you will. What does Jeeves have to say about this? Your Pal in darkest Africa.’”
“His Lordship, is this the gentleman you told me was married to a Thai lady who was in line to be your next ex wife? Just as I thought, a jealous husband. I can answer him your Lordship. He’s 100% spot on. Whilst there are some competitive boxing matches today, too often a match is made for the purpose of making one fighter look good to enhance his stature. I say he could probably make a lot of money if he had a pig named Patty that could whistle anything. If he had one that could whistle a recognizable “God Save the Queen”, he’d really have something.”
“His Lordship there’s good news in the Kingdom. First off jr. featherweight Fahsung 3K Battery (53-8-1) got a four round KO over a Filipino chap named Edmond Develleres (12-9-3) at Nakhon last week. Reports of the fight say that the Filipino won the first round but once 3K got his battery charged he thumped his noggin. Fact is that 3K dropped the visitor three times in the 4th which proved to be the final round.”
“I’ve read there’s a hot prospect out there named Fahsai Sakkrweerin; he got a 3 round KO. His promoter said as promoters will, ‘I am looking for Fahasai to fight in the USA and Australia so he will get international exposure. He is a future champion.’”
“There’s more: Pungluang Sor Singyu (11-0, 8 KOs) won the WBC Youth Bantamweight crown with a first round KO over Filipino Bryan Vicera. The referee was your friend Anek Hongtongkam, who is a jolly good referee.”
“And there’s still more. Your Lordship you remember former WBC flyweight champ Chatchai Sasakul (55-3)? He’s that chap that lost his title to Manny Pacquiao back in December of 1998. Funny that but Chatchai had lured Pacquiao to the Tonsuk College Ground in Phuttatonthon only to get knocked cattywampus in 8. Well Chatchai got a third round TKO win at the Saraburi City Hall over Katsumi Makiyama. That’s all the news your Lordship.”
“Jeeves you seem absolutely giddy, have you been to Happy Hour at the TQ with O.R.? Just as I thought. And then of course to Tim’s for a little chin wag and a libation on the way home. Well you’re home now. It could have been worse. You could have run into Monkey House Fred? WHERE are you going? Oh, you did run in to Monkey House Fred. Well take your umbrella and look both ways crossing the street. Guess I’ll have to finish this on my own.”
Former title challenger David Tua finally got back on Yank TV last week. Under new trainer Roger Bloodworth, Tua announced that he was working on some things that he needed to get back to the top. One must suppose that’s opposed to winning. For someone like Tua, it’s fairly straightforward to get back to the top of the heavyweight division, no great task there, but to get to the top and be effective? Now that’s a different matter.
His opponent last week was Ed Gutierrez, a 40 year old looking for a place to fall without getting hurt. Tua did move a little better than in the past, looked fit at 227 and maintained his devastating left hook. The 4th round KO proves very little but Tua did look like he’s actually serious about moving in a new direction. “Go Tuaman!”
The first Sunday of the month usually brings out some name fighters in bouts that sometimes mean something. This Sunday there is a nice mix. Most boxing fans remember the names of Ike Quartey (37-2-1) and Vernon Forrest (37-2). Whilst there records are “mirror like” the image is different.
Quartey won the WBC welterweight title in 1994. He held it until 1999 when he lost a split decision to an undefeated Oscar DeLaHoya. Next up was Fernando Vargas at light middleweight which was a bad idea. After the loss he retired. Five years later Quartey is back and boxing about as good as he ever did.
Forest made his bones by beating Shane Mosley twice after Mosley had been declared the “next best thing” by beating DeLaHoya. Forest then ran into the “wild man” Ricardo Mayorga, lost twice then took two years off. I suspect that Quartey may just have a little more in the tank then good guy Forrest.
Of particular interest to Thai boxing fans should be the Terdsak Jandaeng (24-1) match for the WBC featherweight title against Juan Manuel Marquez (44-3-1). They’ll mix it up Sunday morning from the Montblue Resort almost on the shore of Beautiful Lake Tahoe Nevada.
Both have a great deal to prove. Marquez lost in March when he went to Indonesia only to lose a UD (116-110, 117-111, 116-112) to maybe the best featherweight in the world Chris Johns. Marquez promoter, “Gas Bag” Gary Shaw, opines, “I have seen the tape of his last fight against Chris John. He did not lose that fight. He got a bad decision.”
Mr. Shaw’s nickname says it all but in this case could he right? Remember it was Indonesia. Well maybe but the fact that Marquez was penalized a point twice for low blows would not have changed the outcome. Also there were two Latin officials and they had it for John.
Terdsak Jandaeng is a different kettle of fish. He got his 24 wins mostly against guys that might be able to leave a mist on a mirror. When asked to step it up to world-class competition against Joan Guzman last year in White Plains, New York, he bombed big time. He was blown out in a fight he was never in. Since then Jandaeng has gone 4 and 0. The real upside to Jandaeng is that he fights a lot. In 2005 he went 10-1. Hell most fighters today don’t go 10-1 in three years.
“I got a lot of experience (from it). Guzman was a strong fighter. I believe that Marquez is not as strong as Guzman. I watched some of the Marquez tape, including the Indonesia fight. I still feel that I am stronger and faster than Marquez.”
Jandaeng may be correct but it’s “iffy”. If boxing Marquez wasn’t difficult enough take into consideration that Lake Tahoe is at 6,000 feet above sea level. The air is rarefied as is the world-class competition. Jandaeng is in serious trouble.
Two-time world champion Veerapol Nakornluang (52-3-2) gets back in the ring on August 18 at Poonsub Market in Patumthani Province facing Anthony Mathias (14-6-1) from Tanzania. Veerapol, according to his promoter, is itching to get back in the ring to avenge his loss of the title against Hozumi Hasegawa. Guess this is the way to do it. Fight someone that’s lost his last 4. Silly stuff this boxing!
And with Jeeves out carousing and helping the local economy it’s been left to the ‘boss’ to fetch his own tall, cold one and fine cigar.