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The marine tourism sector: The broader picture in the Kingdom

Foster Wheeler wins the Camel Classic

Herbie reigns at Siam

Last gasp for VanderGast

Keith keeps the best till last

Birthday Boy Bissel wins at Pattana

Inclement weather - Brits back on top

Basil, Mick & Nooket (again), top Diana Seniors & Ladies Field

Murphy & Larder combine best at Plutaluang

DSL Pattaya 9 Ball Pool League

Ciano numero uno

Soi 6 Quiz League

The Jomtien 8-Ball Pool League Table

San Snack Bar on a roll

Paul Smith takes back to back titles

Domicil moves into first place & 5 teams tied for second

Mickey Mouse Darts League

Gordon breaks his duck at Burapha

PSC golf from Tropical Bert’s Beach Bar

The Beautiful Game?

The Square Ring

PATTAPA SPORTS ROUND-UP

The marine tourism sector: The broader picture in the Kingdom

Peter Cummins

This is the third of a three-part series tracing the phenomenal development of the marine sector in Thailand, basically since the beginning of 2003. While the first two stories concentrated on the “giants” in the Northern Gulf, the Ocean Marina at Jomtien and the Royal Varuna Yacht Club at Pattaya, featured in the “Pattaya Mail” (Vol., Xlll, no. 25, 26), this segment traces some of the new and ongoing marine-related projects around the Kingdom.

Gulu Lalvani ‘launching’ the Royal Phuket Marina, at a reception recently.

Regattas are now a year-long succession throughout the nation, marinas are opening and planned, while chandleries, yacht brokerages, marine expos, marine suppliers and charter services are proliferating. Boat-building yards, ranging from traditional Thai wooden fishing boats to ultra-modern aluminium and fibre-glass catamarans, sloops and hi-tech racers are everywhere. Furthermore, to ensure a continuing expansion of both the marine sector and a pool of sailors therein, training courses and sailing schools are being conducted for juniors, novices and some more advanced sailors, right up to the level of international jurors (Olympic Games standard) and qualified yacht masters.

Rolly Tasker’s sail-loft in Phuket is one of the world’s biggest and is concentrating on the overseas market.

There are now six major regattas around the Kingdom, starting with the QBE Phang Nga Bay Regatta, sailed over the traditional Chinese New Year, raced through, arguably, the world’s most spectacular scenery.

The massive 71-ft ,(23-m.) Serenity under production at the Ocean Marina, late 2004.

Then followed the first-ever Top of the Gulf Regatta, sailed out off the Ocean Marina - a great addition to the roster.

Koh Samui has just finished its fourth - and most successful to date - annual regatta which has been reported faithfully (of course), in the region’s press, both English- and Thai-language and needs no further elucidation here.

What the Samui Regatta indicates, however, is the astounding progress being made in Thailand’s marine sector and the concomitant infrastructure, looking on the Samui event as a microcosm of this resurgence of what was, up until just two years ago, a flagging, moribund industry.

A marina is being considered for the island, boat-building industries are thriving, a second airport is on the drawing boards and the magnificent new Santiburi Samui Country Club is a golfer’s paradise.

Ubiquitous Sunsails in hot contention at Samui this year: heavily booked for the year-long regatta season.

The National Authority, the Yacht Racing Association of Thailand, in co-operation with the Royal Thai Navy, conducts annual regattas off the Hua Hin shores every July, including the King’s own “Royal Vega Rudder Race”. This illustrious race, commemorates the day of 19 April, 1966, when His Majesty sailed his OK dinghy “Vega” across the Gulf, from Hua Hin to Klong Toey at Sattahip. At the time, it was mooted as the world’s longest open dinghy crossing, out of sight of land.

Each year, for this regatta, the Royal Thai Navy, in its role as guardian of the seas and waterways around the Kingdom, despatches two landing barges from the Sattahip Naval base, via the Royal Varuna Yacht Club, to load all manner of boats - from the mighty Hobie Cat Tigers to the tiny Optimists - destined for Hua Hin. Last year’s regatta attracted a record number of entries, topping 140.

Another event, scheduled for late July is the Phuket Race Week, an International Regatta, held off the Evason Phuket Resort, & Six senses Spa, organized by the principals of the Phuket International Marine Expo (PIMEX), held each year in conjunction with the Phuket King’s Cup.

Then, at year’s end, is the Phuket King’s Cup, established in 1987, to honour the Monarch’s fifth-cycle, 60th birthday, now approaching its nineteenth sailing - usually held over the King’s birthday week, 5 December, amid the excitement of a profusion of marine infrastructure development, new marinas and many new craft coming into - and being built - at Phuket.

In fact, passing from Thailand, there are regattas all the way down through the South East Asian Peninsular, encompassing Langkawi, Malaysia and Singapore. There will inevitably be advantages for Thailand.

Thailand has thousands of kilometres of superb coast-line, a myriad beautiful islands, national parks and, without any doubt, some of the best sailing, boating and cruising waters in the world. Furthermore, apart from some of the more intense areas such as Pattaya, most of the marine destinations are pristine, free from congested water traffic, clean and green.

The Ao Chalong Yacht Club in Phuket has been the driving force behind the emergence of such enthusiasm for yacht racing at and around Phuket, including these two new regattas, noted above.

The timely intervention of the Royal Thai Government, tax-wise, was certainly appropriate for Sunsail, the world’s leading yacht charter company, which has been operating in Thailand and other parts of the region - as well as world-wide - for a great many years. “All our yachts are quite old,” pointed out Sunsail MD Kevin Quilty recently “and to replace worn-out gear, sails and the huge inventories such yachts need constantly, is an exorbitant expense. Now”, he continued, “we have been able to bring in new craft to relieve the pressure on our original yachts, many already in their “mid-life crisis.”

There are now fleets of new Sunsail boats all around the Kingdom: Phuket, Pattaya, Koh Chang/Trat and Koh Samui and “business is booming, with fleets for the big events such as the Samui Regatta and the Phuket King’s Cup Regatta, already booked and wait-listed,” Kevin added.

There are many others catering to the rising demand for charter boats, including Thai Marine Leisure and New Performance Yachts and Boats from the Latitude 8 Yacht Company, both in Phuket.

While not attempting to catalogue all the action in Thailand’s booming marine sector, this writer merely highlights some of the major events and developments throughout the Kingdom, which also spread into neighbouring countries Malaysia and Singapore and, further a field, to the Philippines and Indonesia.

Since those early days, the marine infrastructure has progressed remarkably, with two marinas, the Boat Lagoon and the Yacht Haven, now being joined by a third, the very up-market Royal Phuket Marina, pioneered by avid Phuket King’s Cup Regatta supporter, Gulu Lalvani. In fact, this super-luxury facility, estimated to become a six billion baht development on a 190-rai beachfront property is already fully operational. With berthing facilities for 200 yachts, already at a premium, a top quality housing development, shops, boutiques, offices, a hotel and restaurants, the Royal Phuket Marina is indeed a “blue blood”.

Even Koh Chang can now boast a marina, according to the founder/builder Dumrong Phachonyut and the possibility of a marina for Koh Samui is still being hotly debated.

There are new marinas also being developed in Trat (Eastern Gulf), similar to the Phuket Boat Lagoon, while Koh Chang already has a small marina with capacity for 20 yachts. This year’s Koh Samui Regatta saw the invitation to tender announced for that island’s marina - after years of ‘discussion’ and prevarication. In Krabi, suitable sites are being studied for marina development while back in Phuket, the long-stalled Yacht Haven development is on the move and a further two potential marina sites are under discussion.

“Thailand’s marine leisure industry is on the move. There has never been a better time to capitalise on the potential of what will become one of the world’s leading marine tourism destinations”, says Grenville Fordham, one of the leading marine development experts in Phuket and the driving force behind the Phuket’s Expo, PIMEX.

A number of off-shoots of the booming marine sector are a rapid increase of boat-building, companies, ranging from Bill Gasson’s sophisticated alloy “BuzzCats” to the intimidating Serenity 71, the prototype of 23-m catamarans, constructed by and already launched from Serenity Shipyard, at the Ocean Marina facilities.

Latitude 8 Sports Boats are being built and launched in Phuket, along with some super-fast Pescott-designed catamarans, the Coco Blues Company is producing the unusual Radical Bay 8000 double-rigged catamarans at Samui. Back in Pattaya, or Rayong, to be more precise - Concordia Yachting is producing 70-ft (21.3 m.) catamarans to 36-ft (11 m.) sailboats.

Cobra International at Chonburi produces some of the world’s best high-end windsurfers - again, for the lucrative export market.

This harks back to the mega-yachts, built by Nautor Swan at the Ocean Marina facilities, under the brand Concorde. The first of these off the assembly line, the 40-m. “Mirabella”, launched in September 1991 was, at the time, the largest production sailboat in the world.

The Mirabella” and the slightly-smaller sister ship, the “Philanderer”, have been well overtaken by some of the monstrous maxi sloops now being built.

Even China, with virtually no domestic market for mega-sloops, is a surprise entry into the yacht construction industry is at Zhongshan, China, on the banks of the Pearl River, where the Kingship Company is starting to build luxury yachts - for export only. $US 7 million (plus) price tags do not find a lot of takers in China.

What this does indicate, however, is the rapidly rising popularity of sailing, cruising and yacht racing, from the forthcoming Swiss defence of the America’s Cup off Malaga, Spain in 2007, to Optimist dinghies racing off the Royal Varuna Yacht Club in South Pattaya.

China, in fact, in collusion with France, has entered a challenger in the America’s Cup - for the first time ever.

And to revert again to the enthusiasm of the gentlemen running PIMEX, who see most positive signs in the Thai marine sector: “The mood in Thailand’s marine industry is jubilant”, says PIMEX co-founder Grenville Fordham. “ Opportunity is in the air”.


Foster Wheeler wins the Camel Classic

Ian Harley, Bill Miller, Tom Elsey and Jake Law, aka the Foster Wheeler team, scraped in a combined net score of 50.8 to win this year’s Camel Summer Charity Classic. Losing on count back, also with a score of 50.8 were Gary Gregory, Anek, Jan and Surapong from team MSN co.

Gary Gregory, Anek, Jan, Surapong from team MSN co enjoyed the day on and off the course.

The bi-annual event raises funds for the Camillian Social Center in Rayong, this year adding a further 80,000 baht to the charity coffers.

On June 25, almost 120 golfers braved the wet conditions at Century Ban Chang to take part in the event. With the weather clearing by mid morning, competition was fierce on the day with a host of technical prizes on offer before competitors returned to the newly opened section of the Camel Bar in Ban Chang.

The Foster Wheeler team of Ian Harley, Bill Miller, Tom Elsey and Jake Law scraped in a score of 50.8, winning on countback to take the top spot in this year’s Camel Summer Charity Classic.

Mine host Ron Coulson laid out a buffet dinner for golfers and sponsors, which included the traditional shafted swine. Everyone was well into party mode before prize giving commenced at around 5.30 p.m.

Saranya Chaiyanon won plenty of technical prizes, just one of her many trips to the podiums to collect them.

First up were the technical prizes and in the Closest the Pins with No 2 saw John Rae taking the honour for holes 2 and 7 and Tom Elsey on hole No 15. In the ladies’ division, Saranya Chaiyanon took out Closest the Pins on 15 as well as the Longest Drive on Hole No 9, and Appoen won the longest putt on hole no 11.

After the prize giving was over, everyone attacked the buffet with vengeance as they danced and sang till the late hours at the Camel Bar.

Such events don’t happen without sponsors, Ron and his team at the Camel would like to thank Foster Wheeler, Rooney Developments, Blondie Robinson, Chevron, Fosters, CR Ltd, Keith Wittle, Rod and Tony, Crathco, Camel Pub, Mac, Gerry Carpenter and Terry Tansley for their support.


Herbie reigns at Siam

PSC golf from the Cafe Kronborg

Monday June 27
Royal Lakeside
Stroke

The very pleasant and breezy Royal Lakeside Golf Club was host to a Stroke Play Competition in two Flights, A Flight 0 to 18 and B Flight 19 and above. The course was in good condition but a little dry, with some greens on the front side half sanded.

Herbie receives the Kronborg Monthly Mug from Bjarne.

Monte Sykes took the A Flight with a net 72. Brian Wilkinson was second on a countback from Clive Robinson in third, both with net 74. Gary Wedl also had net 74 but lost out on all countbacks.

Tournament director Dave Richardson took the B Flight with a net 71, ahead of ‘Slammin’ John Swanson in second with a net 72 and Big Jimmy Flanaghan third with a net 73.

Thursday June 30
Siam Country Club
Stroke - Monthly Mug

Siam was the test for The Monthly Mug and The Cafe Kronborg is the start and finish point of the day.

On this day as the players gathered blurry eyed at the Cafe Kronborg, it looked like we were going to have a fine day, with a large turnout, and so it proved. The heavy rains of the day before seemed to have abated, and when we reached Siam it was apparent that the course had benefited from a little rain of late. The course seemed greener, with greens that had been allowed to grow and early on were water slow.

Dave Richardson and Tony Oakes, A & B Flight winners respectively.

On the course there were still many brown patches, they are slowly growing in, but the ground is still rock hard. With a stiff breeze this made the course very unpredictable, but it became obvious early on we had a couple of stars on the course, confirmed when Herbie Ishinaga pitched in from 50 yards on the third. When it’s your day, you can do no wrong.

Back at the Cafe Kronborg as the results were tabulated we had two good rounds, but one was special. In the B Flight, 18 upward, we had one of the good rounds, when Dave Richardson won for the second time of the week, with a net 65. Second with a net 68 was James Flanagan and Third with a net 70 was Dick Caggiano.

Tournament director Dave ‘The Admiral’ Richardson (left) with Monte Sykes, Royal Lakeside A Flight winner.

In the A Flight, 0 to 17, Tony Oakes won with a net 69 ahead of Park Duck Eun in second with a net 70 and Thomas Johansson in Third with a net 71.

So to the Monthly Mug, and this was won by a man who has been fighting a severe illness for some time, and has hopefully come out the other side fitter and in fine health. It was a pleasure to see Herbie Ishinaga win with a fine net 63 and confirm his good health. T.T.F.N.


Last gasp for VanderGast

IPGC Golf From Lewiinski’s

Sunday June 26, Green Valley
White Tees, Stroke/Medal

1st A Flight: Jim Wickstrom, net 69
2nd A Flight: Joe Mooneyham, net 69
3rd A Flight: Klaus Schackt, net 71
1st B Flight: Garrett Walsh, net 66
2nd B Flight: Mike Craighead, net 72
3rd B Flight: Frank Pilkington, net 74
1st C Flight: Jez Lees, net 66
2nd C Flight: Mo Lamki, net 70
3rd C Flight: Tim VanderGast, net 71
Near Pin: #16 Garrett Walsh

The Principal, Jez Lees, and the Newcomer, Garrett Walsh, were co-Men of the Match as they posted joint best net scores on the day of 66 in C Flight and B Flight, respectively. Jez was followed in the junior Flight by everyone’s favorite, Mo Lamki, and our title boy of the week Tim VanderGast. Tim’s bid for the title slot was almost lost, save for a beneficial count back over John Brandt. Garrett was followed in the penultimate flight by the irrepressible Mike the Mechanic and, ultimately, by Frankie the Pilk. Both golfers are playing the best golf of their extended Pattaya/BKK residency.

Jimmy Wickstrom, the phantom Canadian, edged Joe “I Just Missed the” Mooneyham on count back. Klaus Schackt and Clift Ross were two strokes back of the first place knot and it was no surprise that the The Volkscomputer was able to calculate a winning count back.

Special mention should be afforded George “One-Ball” Jackson who neglected to putt “One Ball” into the cup, in a fit of pique, thus rendering an “NR”. Inserting a triple bogie into O-B’s scorefor the derelict hole provided a gross 85, net 68, effort could enough for no money but a hit on the handicap. Sort of like killing two birds with.... yes, you guessed it, ... One Ball.

Tuesday June 28
Laem Chabang, B & C
Blue or White Tees, Stableford

1st Blue Flight: Bill Collis, 39 pts
2nd Blue Flight: Phil Mitchell, 37 pts
3rd Blue Flight: Phil Groves, 37 pts
1st White Flight: Richard Garland, 38 pts
2nd White Flight: Joe McArdle, 38 pts
3rd White Flight: Willie Turnbull, 36 pts

This ol’ scribe was surprised to see that over half of the good sized field chose to step back to the Blue Tees especially with the C, or Valley, side looming on the menu. Their bravado proved well-founded as the man who can multiply fish better than Jesus, Bill Collis, rang up a brilliant 39 points to take the top step in the Blue Flight. Three players were mixed up at 37 points but the count back sorted it favorably for second place Flipper Mitchell and the third place Swim Instructor. Garrett Walsh, yesterday’s medalist was the hard luck, odd man out.

In the more sane White Flight, Richard “Khun Pizza” Garland left Joe McArdle with second place and a cup of tea thanks to another count back. Joe’s mate from the old sod, Willie Turnbull kept Irish eyes smilin’ with a third place in the shorter teed Flight.

Wednesday June 29
Burapha, A & C
Blue Tees, Stableford

1st Place: Tim VanderGast, 43 pts
2nd Place: Eddie Blackwell, 39 pts
3rd Place: Richard Garland, 39 pts
Near Pins: #B8 - Jim Bryan; #C8 Eddie Browne

Whilst bravery abounded on Tuesday, the field became more conservative than Fox News on Wednesday. The entire lot played off the Whites, but that decision can be attributed to the early morning precipitation. The venue was the unlikely coupling of A and C, or American Wood and Crystal. Whatever the condition, whatever the nines, it seemed to agree with our title boy of the week, Tim VanderGast. Tim who resides in Japan, brought his family for his last visit in the foreseeable future, as he is being transferred stateside. Tim celebrated with a superlative 43 points to take the day by 4 points. He showed his elation and gratitude to the Society by ringing the bell on his return. All the best Tim!

Our Beau Brummel and the King of Pie faced off in a count back that was as razor thin as the crease on Eddie’s pants. As it turned out Eddie’s 39 points was more favorably disbursed than Richard’s, as also, it turns out were Eddie’s winnings.

Friday July 1, Mountain Shadow
Blue Tees, Stableford

1st Place: David Earthrowl, 35 pts
2nd Place: Jim Munns, 34 pts
3rd Place: Jeff Buehler, 33 pts

It is not unusual that the field was challenged by Mountain Shadow (f/k/a Natural Park Hill) and that no one matched their handicap. While the course measures an unthreatening 6276 yards, it is tree-lined to an extent unique on the Eastern Seaboard, sports a quartet of devilish par 5s and is generally considered the most difficult par 72 layout in the area. Tenacity and perseverance can count for a lot on a course like this and those were the attributes displayed by David Earthrowl as he bested the field with 35 points. Capt Fogg, continuing to impress, coming second and Big Jeff Buehler gave notice that he is ready to do some damage by showing on this the first day of a three week stay.


Keith keeps the best till last

IPGC Pattaya Golf Society at the OK Corral

On Tuesday, June 28, the IPGC Pattaya Golf Society from the OK Corral turned out in force to play a medal round at one of their favourite courses, Green Valley. The course was in fine condition, as usual, but the fluffy greens made them slower than the group expected. Everything else was in order for an excellent competition and scores were to be quite exceptional with the whole field averaging just net 75. The cut at seventeen made for an unbalanced division of the large field and it was decided to have only one division. Frank Pilkington, a steady sixteen handicapper, used his knowledge of the course to post a score of 70 and set the standard for the day, whilst Mike Etheridge, embarrassed by his higher handicap, smiled his way to net 68 and rang the bell to celebrate his second place.

Sixty-six, and smiles all round from Keith Hector.

Keith Hector drew the curtains on his latest stay by tearing the course apart with net 66, only hours before leaving the Kingdom, and in so doing posted his best ever score in the Land of Smiles. He certainly managed to keep the best till last and it gave him a lasting memory to take back to his native Yorkshire. Elsewhere Ben Findon took the twos pot for his exquisitely controlled lob wedge shot on the sixteenth to record the day’s only birdie two, whilst Bill Chadwick attempted to play a shot from water, drenching his caddy as well as himself for another highlight of the day. The Bananas went to Fred Theobald for his high net score, braving the challenge of Len Jones, whose mind had been elsewhere for the first nine holes. With the dip in form of John Cunningham the day had set up an intriguing last day’s competition at Phoenix for the tightly contested “Player of the Month” award, but sadly Keith’s departure meant he was to miss out, his sixty-six being his only consolation.

Phoenix succumbs to Harry Riley

On Thursday, June 30, the Pattaya Golf Society from the OK Corral bar took the short trip to Phoenix to play a stableford competition to mark the first “Player’s Choice” event of the year.

The last outing each month is one chosen by the players, they deciding the course and format and Phoenix Mountain and Ocean was a fitting choice. It was also the culmination of the “Player of the Month” series and was destined to be a tight affair with both contenders, John Cunningham and Ben Findon, paired together in the final group. Before them, however, Brian Wilkinson, boasting of his fine form of late, found the greens too slow for his liking and struggled with his putting throughout, but still managed to post a score of 38 points to share third place with chirpy Ciano Glavinia whose similar score was a good return for some fine golf. Recently returned Gary Bingham shook of the remnants of his trans Pacific jetlag to fire an excellent 40 points and may have been a little disappointed to find himself usurped by Harry Riley whose performance over the back nine was notable indeed.

OK Corral’s Denis congratulates the first “Player of the Month, John Cunningham (right).

Needing a par on the final Ocean hole for a best ever gross 39 on the back nine he pulled his tee shot into the fairway bunker and ended the round with a bogey. It was still good enough to take the honours for the day with a splendid 41 points. Elsewhere John Cunningham and Ben Findon found the pressure difficult to bear and John eventually triumphed in the sub plot with 32 points, four ahead of Ben to become the first PGS Player of the Month in six years. The slow greens prevented anyone from scoring a birdie two and the final Bananas went to Brian Wilkinson for leaving deposits of cigar ash on many greens, showing what he thought of them! In future the prize no-one wants will be the “Booby Bevy” and the beer should be more palatable than the bananas! But for Harry Riley the day was to have the sweet taste of success.


Birthday Boy Bissel wins at Pattana

Golf with The Caddy Shack

Tuesday June 28 had The Caddy Shack travel to far away Noble Place, the journey is getting easier and gives golfers the chance to unwind and enjoy the countryside of Thailand. The course condition is one of the best around this area and the price makes it the best value in town. Playing the A and the very Tough C courses with windy conditions made it a very tricky round. In 3rd place came 8 handicapper Bob Wighton with a level par round. Mike Allidi and Les Hall came in joint 1st with a one under par round. Reports of other contenders slid away with Mark Joshua suffering from a 30 hour flight from New York and Rob Heath self destructed three from home.

Husband and wife team Alan and Yui Bissel 1st and 2nd place winners in division 2.

Paul Quadomine recorded a fine birdie on a par three to take the prize all on his own, David Cooper spent a day on the beach (bunkers all day) to take the Bananas and finally the Lucky golfer of the day Rob Heath won the complimentary 3 course Sunday Lunch at The Caddy Shack. Well worth a try served every Sunday at 195 Baht all welcome give it a try you won’t be disappointed.

Thursday June 30 was played at the Pattana Golf club situated on route 331, with its magnificent club house and 3 courses to choose from, courses A and B were played and the format was Stableford.

The golf course is very difficult and this reflected on all the scores. With 20 golfers the field was cut into 2 divisions with division 1 being 18 handicap and under, David Lightfoot put together a round with 30 points to finish in 3rd place, Mark Joshua came in with 32 points to take 2nd prize but out in front with 35 points was The Big Aussie Bob Wighton to take 1st prize.

Division 2 players struggled to get close to par rounds on this difficult course with Clark Alexander and the only lady golfer of the day Yui Bissel coming in with 25 points apiece to take joint 2nd place, out in front was Alan Bissel with 32 points to take 1st place. There were no two’s recorded and the Bananas were awarded to Paul Quadomine for a very sad 16 points, never mind Paul no one said this game was easy. The lucky prize draw winner Yui Bissel won the 3 course Sunday lunch, so finishing a very pleasant day for Alan and His Wife Yui. Alan sprung from his seat and announced it was his birthday and swiftly rang the bell, Happy Birthday Alan.

The Caddy Shack leaves every Tuesday and Thursday at 11 a.m. just turn up or call Mr Loy on 07 141 4702.


Inclement weather - Brits back on top

IPGC Golf from The Haven

Monday June 27
Century Ban Chang
Stableford

1st Trevor Schirmer, 39 pts
2nd Frank Hughes, 37 pts
3rd Martin Grimaldby, 33 pts

A smaller than usual contingent for the popular trip down to Ban Chang, but whether it was the course conditions or anticipation of post golf activities, the day’s scores were very mediocre! Trevor Schirmer, enjoying the freedom of his low cost BJ rental car, destroyed the field with a superb 82 gross and posted the only “2” of the day, thus ensuring himself an inexpensive slice of R&R before the prize giving! Newly returned Frank Hughes and Martin Grimaldby completed the podium placings leaving the “regulars” trailing well behind. Prior to the presentation, Richard Livingston, the resident PGA professional welcomed back Tom McCarthy, Frank Hughes & Martin Grimaldby

Wednesday June 29
Phoenix Mountain/Ocean
Blue Tees
Monthly Medal

Division 1 (0-15)
1st Martin Grimaldby, net 75
2nd Mike Gerrard, net 77
3rd Edward Browne, net 78
Division 2 (16plus)
1st Paul Hartley, net 77
2nd Nile Sheehan, net 79 - c/b 36
3rd Brian Kelly, net 79 - c/b 38

Despite the howling wind and heavy rain, a surprisingly large group left the Haven, hoping for brighter conditions on the golf course. As it turned out, the wind and rain abated, but not until after the 3rd or 4th hole by which time, everyone was suitably soaked! As it had been raining at Phoenix since 6 a.m. that morning, the course was very wet and playing extremely long, so all credit to Martin & Paul for their performance and indeed all those that managed to break 80 net in such difficult conditions. In the 2s competition, Graham Wilson posted the only “2” of the day to take the rollover kitty in Division 2. Back at the Haven, Richard Livingston, still without his bottom dentures, welcomed Graham & Alice Wilson, Mike Gerrard, Alan Hayes and welcomed back Gary Bingham, Edward Browne & Frank Pilkington

Friday July 1
Siam Country Club
Stableford

1st Mo Bertrand, 41 pts
2nd Roy Thornton, 38 pts - c/b 21
3rd Brian Kelly, 38 pts - c/b 17
4th Peter Emslie, 37 pts

Clearly, many people thought the recent rainfall must have helped Siam’s hard and bald fairways and a larger than expected group turned out for the short journey of discovery. All were delighted to find a reasonable growth of fresh green grass again and softer ground conditions, which made out for some excellent scores, indeed, only four players failed to reach 30 points! Having NR’d after just three shots at Phoenix on Wednesday, Mo Bertrand made up for that expensive “round” with a fabulous 41 points off his 24 handicap to easily take the honours from Roy, Brian & Peter. Playing together, Brian & Peter enjoyed a close battle all day, with never more than a point or two between them, but whilst Brian cleaned-up in the sixes, Peter had the last laugh with the only “2” of the day to take the division 2 “pot” leaving a double rollover in division 1 for next week. Prior to the presentation, poor Richard, still minus those painful bottom dentures welcomed Peter Cobby & Martin Hartley, before bidding farewell to Al Rolnik, who is off back to the US for a lengthy 9 weeks!

Footnote: We were all delighted to see Philip Golding, the adopted Haven tour professional, finish tied 13th in the recent French Open with rounds of 69, 69, 68 & 75 winning 52,675 Euros and thus securing his “card” for 2006.


Basil, Mick & Nooket (again), top Diana Seniors & Ladies Field

 Mike Franklin

There was a good turnout for the July Diana Seniors & Ladies Open at Pattaya Country Club on Thursday June 30, always a popular event on every last Thursday of the month.

The weather was fine, overcast until mid-day and not too hot with a strong breeze.

Smiles all round from June winners Basil, Nooket & Mick in the monthly Diana Seniors & Ladies Open.

Nooket Gummer was a Diana back-to-back ladies winner having returned the best score in May, this time with just 34 Stableford points being enough to beat the small ladies field. Mam Trayling was runner up with 31 points.

For the Super Seniors, Basil Foley won the 41 points count-back against runner-up John Hurst. Basil had 23 points on the back nine, and John 19. For the Seniors, 41 points scored by newcomer Joel Flor was only good enough for the runner-up spot as Mick O’Meara had the best score of the day with 42 points, and probably set for a further cut from his 13 handicap.

The near pins were claimed by Barry Rothberg, Alan Gummer, Bob Pearce and the inevitable Arthur Bailey. Les Winch and Gordon McKnight made the longest putts.

The greens were good as usual, the tees were heavily sanded and much of the course generally had a ‘low season’ look about it. The 400 baht promotion green fee compensated. Newcomers Joel Flor, Middy Campbell, Kevin Wilson, Ron Gale and Graham Lemmon were welcomed during the prize giving. John Cole took care of all the administration and, where necessary, player shuffling.

The July Diana Seniors & Ladies Open at Pattaya Country Club is on Thursday July 28.

Sign-up at the Green Bottle or Driving Range at the Diana Garden Resort.


Murphy & Larder combine best at Plutaluang

Mike Franklin

Andy Murphy and John Larder scored a combined 69 Stableford points to win the Jameson’s (JIGS) ‘Pairs Combined’ Stableford competition on Wednesday June 29 at Plutaluang playing the South and North courses.

The technical winners of ‘JIGS’ day out at Plutaluang.

The Traylings, (Ed & Mam) were close behind with a combined 64 points, but had consolation by winning the near pin on ‘Lighthouse’ N# 3 and long putt on N# 9 respectively. Tai Kennedy was closest on S# 4 and Andy McTighe had the longest putt on S# 9. The rain persisted all day so it really was a wet outing. Keen golfers usually put up with everything, so everyone in the field finished the round.

Beckham’s Curry was especially enjoyed back at Jameson’s after a soggy day, and thoughts turn to the next outing on Wednesday July 13 to Pattaya Country Club for a ‘Five Clubs’ Pairs Scramble.

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DSL Pattaya 9 Ball Pool League


Ciano numero uno

PSC Golf from McAllister’s Bar & Grill  

Friday July 1
Century Ban Chang
Stableford

With no conflict in schedules the turn out was back to the standard expected for the Friday event with 26 players fronting up to test their skills. The weather was kind to all with only a very light shower to contend with which was more refreshing that an obstacle.

(l-r) Ciano, Mike, Bob and Terry with McAllister’s smallest staff member.

We were pleased to have Ian Harley out with the group for the first time so to entertain him on this occasion he was placed into the group that included that erstwhile duo of Messrs. Carl Baumann and Larry Willett and entertain they did teaching Ian a few new twists on the game of one-upmanship. The result on the quality of Ian’s golf may have been a little disappointing but he will likely be back for more fun.

Back at McAllister’s our genial host presented us with the high quality luncheon buffet for which he is justly noted.

Scoring completed it was announced that the winner for the day was none other than Ciano Glavina with 39 points having negotiated the 18th hole in around 10 strokes less than the prior week. Taking second on count-back over Bob Wallace with equal 38 points was the ubiquitous regular Terry Curtis and a point back for fourth was Mike Gerrard. Don McAllister also presented some special gifts for the all the placers to further congratulate them on their day’s performance.


Soi 6 Quiz League


The Jomtien 8-Ball Pool League Table


San Snack Bar on a roll

Jomtien 8- Ball Pool League

There were no surprises in week 13 of the League - but a few of the leaders had narrow escapes.

Table toppers San Snack Bar traveled down to Thepprasit Soi 10 to face Rose & Thistle at home for the first time. SSB looked comfortable taking the first three singles but R&T fought back to be only 2-4 down at the break. R&T made the most of their home table advantage taking the first two doubles to even the scores but SSB stole the final game and so maintain their four point lead at the top of the table with the 4-5 victory. Enjoying their first season in the league, San Snack Bar have lost only one game and are now on a ten match winning streak.

The Country Club played Paweena’s in the line June 30 up.

Last season’ s champions Hide-A-Way kept in touch with the leaders with a 2-7 win at Moonshine. The Moonshine boys had a bad week and concede that they were lucky to get even two games!

Country Club hosted Paweena’s and scored the narrowest victory to hold on to their share of third rung on the ladder. Honours were even after the singles and the first two doubles were shared. In the deciding ninth game, Paweena’s snatched defeat from the jaws of victory when their captain accidentally potted the 8 ball while still having one of his own colour on the table. Match to CC 5-4.

Elsewhere, Bolaget continued their unpredictable form going down to the visiting Woaw’s Pub. It was game for game all night with Woaw’s holding on to keep themselves in the top half of the table with a 4-5 scoreline. After three consecutive loses at home, Simple Simon made a mini comeback to defeat strugglers Twilight Zone 7-2. In Soi Welcome, Lucky Bar sneaked in with a 5-4 victory against visitors S&N Palace.

Next week Simple Simon head down to Soi Welcome to take on San Snack Bar. Simple Simon are predicting that their impressive unbeaten away record will remain intact ...


Paul Smith takes back to back titles

PSC golf out of The Bunker

Crystal Bay - Monday June 27

Crystal Bay as usual was in first class condition for the Bunker Boys who played a medal competition there on A & C courses Monday. Two divisions as usual, in division “A” the winner was Geoff Parker net 69. Second came Alan Freeman playing off scratch he scored a gross 72, net 72, and third came Sunny Khanna with net 75. In division “B” the winner was Neil Griffin net 70, in second place came three players all with a net 74, they were Granville Swanton, Tony Shepherd and Bryan Rought. Near the pins were won by Alan Freeman (2), P.J. Redmond and Peter Blok.

Paul Smith, winner of June’s ‘Golfer of the Month’, taking both May and June titles.

Khao Kheow Country Club - Wednesday June 29

Raining in Pattaya but dry at Khao Kheow. The rain keeping many golfers in bed, so only one division. First place went to Granville Swanton stablford 35 points. Second came Geoff Parker with 31 points, and third was Roger Privett with 29. Near the pins were won by Roger Privett (2), and Paul Quodomine (2).

Great Lakes Golf Club - Friday July 1

On a rare trip to Great Lakes golf course, the Bunker Boys were pleasantly pleased on the condition of the course. The greens were being sanded but that didn’t stop Geoff Parker from returning a card of one under par, net 71 to take first prize. Second came Jim Payne net 73, and third was Eddie Martin with net 77. Near the pins were won by Jim Payne, Geoff Parker and Mark Thomas

Back at the Bunker Paul Smith was awarded his trophy for Golfer of the Month, making it a double for May and June.

The Bunker Boys are located on Soi Chaiyapoon (near X-zyte disco and across the street from Tony’s Disco II). Monthly golf schedules are available or consult the Pattaya Mail every week.


Domicil moves into first place & 5 teams tied for second

Pattaya Sports Club Friday Bowling League

200 bowlers - P.K., La and Rich.

Domicil split their match with Grapvine at two points a piece and moved into first place. No less than five teams are tied for second place in this third week of the new league. Brother D fell from first place after losing all four points to Mai’s Thai Restaurant. Jack & Tar beat Three Sisters three points to one and VFW Post 9876 got three from Friends. Friends was playing without their captain, Otto, who is recovering from an operation. Otto did not miss a single week in the last 30 week league. Cafe Ole and Cafe Kronborg in the battle of Cafe’s split their match at two-two. Shenanigans and House of the Golden Coin also split theirs at two points each.

Best bowlers of the day:
Rich, Spare Bowler: 225 game - 562 series
La, Three Sisters: 203 game - 541 series
P.K., House of the Golden Coin: 220 game - 535 series
Nok, Jack & Tar: 529 series
Lenz, Mai’s Thai Restaurant: 529 series
Kran, Cafe Kronborg: 518 series
Ooy, Cafe Ole, 516 series
Mio, House of the Golden Coin: 514 series


Mickey Mouse Darts League


Gordon breaks his duck at Burapha

PSC golf off the Grapevine

Thursday, June 30 saw the Grapevine golfers travel to Burapha for their weekly competition. With fast greens, the boys struggled to break par, which saw Gordon Everingham win the day with a creditable 37 points. Runner-up with 36 points was Tom Herrington. Both the boys were very pleased with themselves on the day. The technical prizes of near pins were shared by Jeff, Bill & Dick, while the long putts were won by Dick and Keith. Mike, who only had 8 points on the front nine won the lucky draw to still have a good day out.

(l-r) Gordon, Tom, Dick, & Keith.

Although we only had a small field, the group enjoyed the golf, company, and had a great time. The “Rancho Texas” barbeque sauce-smothered ribs and potatoes were excellent and thoroughly enjoyed by everyone. Definitely a crowd favorite. So, if you’re looking for an enjoyable game of golf with good company, come on down to The Grapevine, Soi Regent Marina, and sign up. We meet for complimentary brekky at 8 a.m., leave at 9 a.m. for a 10:30 am tee-off. We play golf and then head back to The Grapevine for a light meal and presentation. Look forward to seeing you there. Cheers and good golfing (JW).


PSC golf from Tropical Bert’s Beach Bar

Tuesday June 28
Bangpra
Stableford

Days at Berts are always the same, early in at 8 a.m., mind some are queuing up at 7.30, a free full breakfast, jump into cars and let the rich people drive, golf on a great course, jump into cars and let the rich people drive again whilst you catch up on a little sleep, back to Bert’s and a super free meal, then get your picture in the paper when you win. You know, I could get used to being pampered like this, my passengers have.

Winners with Max, PSC secretary and Bert’s staff.

So off to Bangpra, where the course is slowly recovering, a fair drive down Sukhumvit as there is a diversion on route 7, but a good drive back as the diversion is one way. On the course the still dry conditions caused hands to tingle, if you strike down on the ball, but a little rain will cure that. Also despite the drought, the greens are not as fast as they used to be, but still slick. They can now be handled by competent golfers, where once they were like putting down a marble stairs.

Bangpra is one of my favourite courses, where else can you get a rainbow ice cream like this, and after a hot day out there, it is indeed a treat.

So to the golf, and on the day the scores were decidedly average, except for the ‘Not quite as good’ players winner, who won by a street. His name is Bob Lawrence and he could have an ‘M’ after his name, as will I, when the new handicaps come out. Back in the dust was Alan Gummer in second.

In the ‘bit better; category, we had Bill Knight as the winner with Jeff Wylie in second place. It will be seen from the technical prizes below that a few players took the honours, whilst the rest bought their own beer. T.T.F.N.

Results
Winner (0 to 18) Bill Knight, Runner-up Jeff Wylie.
Winner (19 up) Bob Lawrence, Runner up Alan Gummer.
Near Pins: Bob Lawrence, Jeff Wylie (2), Bill Knight
Long Putts: Alan Gummer, Derek Brook


The Beautiful Game?: World Cup Writing on the Wall?

Riz Taylor

Think of Brazilian football and it’s likely you’ll conjure up images of kids with no shoes kicking an old ball around a makeshift pitch, or outrageously skilled youngsters playing beach soccer.

All true of course, but clich้s nonetheless. And talking of clich้s, each time I read an article discussing football in Brazil the overuse of the term ‘Samba Stars’ always comes to mind, in the same way that any half-decent footballer from Holland is usually called a ‘Dutch Master’. You won’t find me using tired descriptions such as those. No sir.

Last week Brazil met traditional enemy Argentina in the Confederations Cup final in Frankfurt. The 4-1 victory, best described as a rout, was Brazil’s heaviest defeat of their neighbours and rivals in 37 years. With only twelve months until the World Cup finals, also in Germany, the Brazilians will now be even hotter favourites to win for a sixth time.

The World Cup, Copa America and Confederations Cup holders are enjoying a glut of attacking talent presently at their disposal, even by their own high standards. Inter Milan’s Adriano is perhaps the most complete striker in world football and bagged two in the final, one a superb left-footed drive. Kaka and Ronaldinho were the other scorers. When young prodigy Robinho is added to this list, the latest to be tagged as the ‘next Pele’, the potential for this current crop of players is endless. Whisper it, but even the great side of 1970 may be in danger of being overshadowed.

But perhaps the biggest indication of Brazil’s strength was that Ronaldo was nowhere in sight. The chubby hitman had told Brazilian coach Carlos Alberto Parreira that he needed time to rest. It might be a long one, as he now fears for his place in the team.

“The coach said that my place in the side is guaranteed but I don’t think it works that way,” he said, in between mouthfuls of pizza.

Who can provide a realistic opposition to the Brazilians? Since the demise of a strong French side the traditional European powers have yet to find a standout contender, shown by the surprise Greek win in last year’s European Championships. If the Samba Stars falter at next year’s World Cup it might be a surprise package that takes advantage. Those plucky South Koreans will fancy their chances, and don’t rule out the Dutch Masters.

Are You Wayne Burberry?

Could you have made it as a professional footballer? Do you still possess a mean step-over, even if these days you require the clever use of mirrors to see your feet? Perhaps you even “had trials” with a famous club?

Maybe there’s still hope for you. But to make it to the gravy train of professional football, first you must learn to speak and act like a modern-day footballer.

Picture the scene. The referee awards Liverpool a highly debatable free-kick just outside the United box. You are Wayne Burberry, one of the world’s hottest footballing talents. How do you respond to the decision?

a) “Referee, I really must protest in the strongest possible terms”

b) “Get lost ref, you know. That was never a free kick, you know. Like.”

or

c) “**** off, **** off, **** off…”

That completes the test. How did you score?

Mostly A’s – Oh dear, Grasshopper. It’s back to school for you, my boy. You may wear suits with oversized ties and own a Jeep Grand Cherokee, but your footballing language needs a lot of work if you’re to fit in. Go and hang around at Lloydie’s Bar in Soi LK Metro every night for a week, where Zen Master Lloydie will be your mentor in industrial language.

Mostly B’s – You’re almost there. Your overuse of the phrase ‘you know’ is highly commendable and you’ll be welcomed into the dressing room. Sprinkle your language with a dusting of four-letter words, get yourself a Bentley Turbo, a popstar girlfriend and you’re all set for pre-season training.

Mostly C’s – Congratulations! You’re a natural. You’re probably reading this whilst driving home at 120mph after a nightclub fracas. Head straight to summer training camp at La Manga, let off some fire extinguishers ‘for a laugh’ and slap-in a demand for an extra 50,000 a week.

But wait….

Here’s some great news for the Easily Offended Lip-Readers Club of Pattaya. In England the Football Association will issue instructions to its referees this week, telling them to clamp down on foul and abusive language aimed at them by footballers. Any player swearing directly at a referee or assistant will now receive an automatic red card from the start of the new season.

The ruling is thought to be a result of Wayne Rooney’s four-letter outburst at Graham Poll during Manchester United’s fixture at Arsenal last season, when the Old Trafford wonder boy was counted abusing the Hertfordshire official more than a hundred times during the match.

Poll turned a blind ear to the outburst, but next season referees will be obliged to act.

The clampdown is also aimed at youngsters at local level who idolise Premier League footballers and believe that swearing at officials is an acceptable practice. A ‘Respect the Referee’ campaign is also to be launched.

Also hot of the refereeing press comes the news that FIFA is scrapping the ‘10 yard’ rule which penalises players for dissent and moves play 10 yards nearer their goal. Premiership referees’ boss Keith Hackett is unhappy at the news.

“It is a disappointing decision because while the law was not used a lot, it did have an impact on the behaviour of players,” said Mr. Hackett.


The Square Ring

by Howie Reed

In the light of the recent win by Floyd Mayweather jr. over Arturo Gatti one would have though that Ricky “The Hitman” Hatton would have been in the drivers seat. A bout between Hatton and Mayweather jr. would have provided the biggest payday for both boxers. Hatton said on American TV, “I want to fight in America.” Then as that possibility was becoming reality in steps Frank Warren. I am convinced more each day that boxers are not the problem in boxing but “Merchant of Venice” type promoters like Warren are. The day after Mayweather jr. did the business to Gatti, all talk of Hatton-Mayweather jr. disappeared. Not from Mayweather jr’s camp but from Hatton’s. They’d love to fight Mayweather but probably only at 3a.m. in the morning, at the Old Trafford grounds - seating 68,190 - with an English referee that is in favor of legal muggings as long as perpetrated by the hometown lad.

Warren knows that a Hatton-Mayweather jr. fight would bring big money but also the likely hood that Hatton would get the “Hitman” kicked out of him. Make no mistake about Hatton he is a great brawler but Mayweather’s skill and talent would make Hatton look like a rank amateur. Now we find out that the real reasons for Hatton and Warren’s trip to New York for the fight was to convince WBA Champ Vivian Harris to fight them. Whoops, Harris got flattened by Carlos Maussa. Now Maussa becomes an option for Hatton. This even though there is a rematch clause for Harris. “Who is going to want to watch that rubbish again and which TV company is going to pay for it?” said Warren. That’s not Warren’s problem. Warren had “reportedly offered,” Harris $750,000 to fight Hatton, “Harris should have taken the money because now he will have to fight for peanuts. But I knew he was an idiot because after he turned down the fight with Hatton he took on Oktay Urkal for a fraction of the money we were offering him.” Yea Frank he was stupid. He beat Urkal twice, won a world championship and will probably fight Hatton and whip him. Thanks Frank for your help.

Prior to visiting the training camp of Wayne McCullough (27-5) as he prepares for a rematch against Oscar Larios (55-3-1) on July 17 (Thai Time) had occasion to share a pint or 20 with World Darts Champion John Lowe. Mr Lowe is also one of the really big fight fans in the world. Mr Lowe also no slouch as a player of “whack and heck” had been at a celebrity golfing event with Sir Henry Cooper (40-14). Lest some forgot or didn’t know Cooper landed a left hand that sent Muhammad Ali (23-0) to the canvas on May 21, 1966 at the Arsenal Stadium at Highbury in London. Angelo Dundee, Ali’s trainer, knowing his fighter was in deep stuff “accidentally” cut his glove, which caused the bout to be halted until a new glove found. Ali, now well rested, opened a severe cut over Coopers left eye which prompted Referee Tommy Little to stop the fight at 1:38 of the 6th.

The two Grand Man of English Sports were talking about Hatton’s win over Tszyu. It was Sir Henry’s feeling that Hatton is well served by Promoter Frank Warren. “He held this fight off for over a year.” The logic being, according to Sir Henry, is that Warren knew a 35 year old fighter is easier to beat than a 34 year old fight. “They age fast during that period”, tossed in Mr Lowe. I’m not one to question the “premise” as it may be accurate but the facts also point in another direction. Kostya beat Jesse James Leija (43-5) on January 19 of 2003. Then training for Sharmba Mitchell he got injured and didn’t get back in the ring for 22 months. Kostya fought Mitchell in November of 2004 and then Hatton 7 months later. That aside if two great champions say it’s so... so be it.

One fighter not served by his promoter was Manny Pacquiao as has been mentioned in this column probably once too often. No more. The lawsuit by Pacquiao against promoter Murad Muhammad ended right after the case went to the jury in a New York City courtroom. When accusations were launched like a Pacquiao two fisted assault the trial was over for Muhammad, The Lucky. He’s the one that said he had “air-tight” contract. “He’ll fight for me or fight for no one.” (he didn’t really say that but he might have.) Well the old “air-tight” case developed a little leakage so now Pacquiao is free to fight for anyone, at anytime for any price that he wishes. In addition Muhammad must pay all Pacquiao’s court fee’s and dismiss any action against Manny camp. A win for the good guys. How about them apples?

When it come to protecting boxers the Thai promoters are darn good. How’s this for a August 1 card at the Ritthinarongron School in Bangkok? Saenghiran Lookbanyai (12-0) and Jack Asis (2-3). Asis comes off a loss to WBA 122lb king Yoddamrong Sithyodthong on May 30. On the same “Send in the Clowns Card” is WBA#1 light Prawet Singwancha (25-2) in a “tune up” against Samuel Duran (70-24). Mr Duran is 36 years old and 0-4 since 2004. Then there’s former WBF lightfly title holder, now porked up to superbantam, Sairung Singwancha (35-8) facing Jack Maldicer (20-12) but only 3-8 since 2001. That ain’t boxing it’s wrestling with gloves. A paid exhibition! One that got through his paid exhibition was WBA#1 superbantam Somsak Sithchatchawal (43-1-1, 34 KOs). The Thai press reported that he “ impressively scored a fifth round KO over Vuyisile Bebe (13-7).” I should hope so. Bebe is 2-6 with one no contest since 2000. A flipping joke!

To all them old timer out there, like myself, that whine about boxing saying, “They don’t make them like they use to” may I introduce to you Wethya Sakmuangklaeng? His unofficial record is 78-4 but officially 62-4, which is pretty darn good. You’d think that he was old man and ready for the senior’s 3p.m. “soft” special at the TQ or the Twilight Zone. In fact the lad’s only 28 as he turned pro at 16. Two of his early loses can be attributed to “youthful inexperience”. His last two L’s were in against maybe the best fighters in the world at the time. In 2000 he lost a UD to Guty Espadas and in 2001 got TKO’d by Manny Pacquiao. Since then he’s run the table for 22-0. Last week it only took him 3 rounds to capture the OPBF title when he stopped Masakazu Sugawara (22-3). So next time you say, “They don’t make them like they use to”, remember the name Wethya Sakmuangklaeng. Correct spelling optional. A libation isn’t. It’s that time.