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Paradorn and Tammy lose exhibition matches

Pat Ryan and Moira Ledingham - Irish Open Champions 2004

Pattaya Jet Festival 2004 speed freaks delight

Thai Bodybuilder runner-up in Mr. Universe

Huay Yai Mountain Bike Championships 2004 - a roaring success

Scramble with Santa at Shenanigans

Phuket King’s Cup Regatta - Ever Stronger

Jim wins at Sriracha

PSC golf from the Cafe Kronborg

Dick Kerr wins bragging rights

Mr. Ashenden’s 68 provides a playing lesson

Four way tie for first place

Knutson & Andersson best of the day

Top Flight,Top Score for Brian Bellis

PSC golf from McAllister’s Bar and Grill

Back to back wins for Barry Winton

Thai players take home top prizes in the 4th Annual Montien Tennis Championships

Hide-A-Way visitors pocket the Moonshine

Queen Vic-torious!

The Square Ring

PATTAPA SPORTS ROUND-UP

Paradorn and Tammy lose exhibition matches

Paradorn Super Tour 2004 visits Royal Cliff Beach Resort

Pattaya Mail Reporters

The Paradorn Tour Super 2004 kicked off in Pattaya at the Royal Cliff Beach Resort last Thursday evening. The well attended event, now in its third year, saw Asia’s number one Paradorn Srichaphan play long-time friend, Germany’s Nicolas Kiefer, and Tamarine Tanasugarn play rising Russian star, 17-year-old, Anna Chakvetadze.

In the first exhibition match, Srichaphan and Kiefer at first appeared evenly matched, but Kiefer soon took control of the court. The two tennis stars played a hard but comfortable round of tennis, even providing some antics, bringing smiles to those watching the game.

Nicolas Kiefer is currently ranked World #21 and Paradorn #27; both have had long careers playing most of the international tournaments. Both are millionaires, having accumulated over US$ 4.9 million and US$ 2.4 million in prize money respectively.

Paradorn Srichaphan serves in the opening set against Nicolas Kiefer during the Paradorn Super Tour 2004 at the Royal Cliff Beach Resort, Thursday November 25. The tour was aimed at furthering the sport in Thailand.

The first set ended 6:6, requiring a tiebreaker. Kiefer, who won a silver medal in the doubles at the Olympic Games in Athens, prevailed in the tiebreak, winning 7:4.

World ranked #20, Nicolas Kiefer returns the ball during the Paradorn Super Tour 2004. Kiefer won the match 7:6 (7-4) and 6:3 against Thailand’s tennis idol, Paradorn Srichaphan.

In the second set Kiefer warmed to the game and quickly led, breaking Srichaphan’s serve. The fun aspect of the first set carried over into the second set, as Kiefer interacted with the spectators and Paradorn enjoyed the banter as well. Kiefer, however, seemed to handle the atmosphere a little better, and managed to win the second set 6:3 against Thailand’s tennis idol.

At the close of the post match press conference, both Tamarine and Paradorn remained to autograph origami cranes as part of the peace effort for the country’s troubled south.

In the second match of the evening, Tamarine Tanasugarn, Thailand’s number one woman tennis player, squared off against the recently turned pro, 17-year-old Russian Anna Chakvetadze.

Karolina Sprem, who was scheduled to play, was forced to cancel due to illness.

The ladies, although still having lots of fun, seemed to play with a bit more intensity than the men. Tammy (World #66) took an early 2:0 lead in the first set, then seemed to relax. However, Anna came back strong and won the first set 6:3.

‘Tammy’ Tanasugarn, Thailand’s #1 women’s player serves against the new Russian addition to the pro tennis circuit, Anna Chakvetadze. Tamarine said she needed to find her form again after taking a few weeks off.

In the second set, youth, fitness and enthusiasm took over, and Chakvetadze, currently ranked 83 in the world, clearly dominated. She won the second set 6:2.

During the post match press conference back at the hotel, Paradorn and Nicolas both said they felt they played well.

“We played seriously but not as if it was a real competition. We play all year round for ourselves, and today’s exhibition match was to give something back to the crowd,” said Paradorn.

Nicolas Kiefer revealed that it was his first time in Pattaya, and said he was looking forward to coming back after completing the tour in Phuket.

Tamarine and Anna, also happy to play in Pattaya, said that they had enjoyed their time here. As for her loss to Anna, Tammy said, “I haven’t played for a few weeks and really need to get back into form. I think Anna has great potential and she will be one to watch over the coming years.”

Seventeen year old Russian, Anna Chakvetadze said she would like to improve her forehand. It was however, good enough to win 3:6, 6:2 against Thailand’s Tamarine Tanasugarn in the exhibition match at the Royal Cliff Beach Resort Thursday evening.

Both Paradorn and Tammy said they felt as if they were coming home when playing on the courts at the Royal Cliff Beach Resort, saying that they had played in juniors tournaments here over 10 years ago.

At the close of the conference, both Tamarine and Paradorn remained to autograph origami cranes as part of the peace effort for the country’s troubled south.

The following day the four players put on a tennis clinic for Pattaya tennis enthusiasts before flying off to Phuket to complete the Paradorn Super Tour 2004, aimed at increasing the profile of tennis around Thailand.


Pat Ryan and Moira Ledingham - Irish Open Champions 2004

Mike Franklin

Ireland and Scotland claimed the honors in Shenanigans 2004 Men’s & Ladies Irish Open Championships on Friday November 26th at Eastern Star

The irrepressible Pat Ryan from Tipperary Ireland made his mark again, this time in Shenanigans Irish Open Championships. Clear of the field by four Stableford points, he shot a gross 75 off his11 handicap to score 44 points and take the title outright. He nearly took the Division I Low Gross trophy as well, but Graham Rudd also with 75 gross won a ‘back 12’ count-back to claim that trophy, as well as the Division I Winners’ trophy with 39 Stableford points. It will probably be another ticker-tape welcome when Pat and his sixteen strong group from Ireland return to Tipperary, having won the Shenanigans Funhill Cup back-to-back with Pairs Scramble partner, Chris Humphries, in 2003 and 2004. They promise to be back in 2005 to try for a third time!

Patrick Horsting, 10, with a TGA 21 handicap beat Richard Wardell on countback to win Division II.

Celebrations too in Bang Chang and at Eastern Star where Moira Ledingham beat the Ladies field to take the Ladies Irish Open Championship trophy. Moira, playing off a 26 handicap in Ladies Division II, played her ‘best ever’ with a gross 94 and 40 Stableford points.

So, Ireland and Scotland worthy winners on a fine day, and on an Eastern Star golf course looking absolutely its best. The strong wind may have troubled some, judging by the scores, but Pat Ryan attributes his success to the excellent fairways and lies deserving good shots. However, he is known to be a pretty good golfer too, and usually finds form when visiting Thailand.

Pat Ryan from Tipperary, Ireland made his mark yet again, winning the Shenanigans Irish Open Championships. He shot a gross 75 off his 11 handicap to score 44 points and take the title outright.

The Division results are listed below. Ladies Winners were Kim Harbeck and Pid Ovegren in Divisions I & II respectively. For the men, David Booten Division III; Patrick Horsting, Division II (count-back with Richard Wardell), and Graham Rudd Division I. (Note: Patrick Horsting is a Junior, aged ten, with a TGA 21 handicap playing from the white tees).

The technical prizes were sponsored by Guinness:

For the Ladies, Near Pins went to Usa Chaiyosit, Chaba Carney (2), Nora Haugsjordet, Tai Kennedy, Kim Harbeck and Moira Ledingham. For the Men, Bob Munro (2), Chris Humphries, Matt Millar, David Booten, Graham Rudd, Pat Ryan, Arthur Hancock and Kevin Ganzevoort. Men’s Longest Drives came from Mikael Andersson, Glenn Tyler and Billy Cameron in Divisions I, II & III respectively. Thea de Korte had the longest drive for the ladies in Division II. Whilst Division I was void, as the marker insisted on marking the Lady Teaching Pro’s 268 yard drive when she was only playing along for fun. The Longest First Putts were open to all divisions and were claimed by Mam Trayling, Alistair Waugh, Chaba Carney and David Kinsella.

Nora Haugsjordet won the women’s Division I and low gross with 90 off the stick.

Wanida Reed was nominated the Best Dressed Lady, Jim Ryan had the lowest, yet quietly respectable, score of the day, Ron Coulson made the Shortest Drive on Hole #10, and Tony Stevens won the Heineken Keg.

Back at Shenanigans, the prize giving began a little earlier than planned due to the Loy Krathong festivities. Somewhat boisterous at times, the proceedings started with the technical prizes, followed by the presentations of trophies to the Division winners, and finally the Lucky Draw of prizes kindly sponsored by Heineken. Due credits were given to the Shenanigans team on station throughout the day, helping all round, at registration and importantly serving Chef Sunny’s Breakfast Pie, Curry Puffs, Sausage Rolls, water and cold Heineken.

To Eastern Star GM Saradej and his team who made every effort to support the planning and organization of the event to ensure the day ran smoothly.

Finally to Wayne Ognoski with his laptop computer and Tony Stevens with the scorecards. So, with everyone sustained with Shenanigans delicious Carvery, and the winners photographs taken, it was officially over by shortly after 8 p.m. and time to float Krathongs on the sea or at a suitable oasis nearby.

Shenanigans is next out for a Pairs Scramble at the Navy Course (S & E) on Wednesday December 8, and the year wraps with Shenanigans ‘Santa Scramble’ at Eastern Star on Wednesday December 22. The Santa Scramble is just 300 baht entry and includes a free Irish coffee, a Santa souvenir and many festive prizes. Children will be most welcome at the prize-giving to meet Santa Claus and enjoy free Coca Cola and ice cream. Sign up early in pairs please at Shenanigans.


Pattaya Jet Festival 2004 speed freaks delight

Water sport competition packs in the crowds at Jomtien Beach

Suchada Tupchai

Jomtien Beach was the place to be for those who enjoy the fast past pace action of jet skis and powerboats over the November 21-21 weekend. Jet ski enthusiasts from around country and abroad joined in the competition.

Japanese Jet ski champion Izumi showed off his acrobatic skills on the water.

Mayor Niran Wattanasartsathorn rode onto the beach to kick-start the event saying that it was part of the city’s efforts to bolster sports and tourism in the city. “It is our goal to foster world class sporting events in Pattaya and increase the profile of Thai athletes in the world arena,” said Niran.

The two competitions included races from the Pro-Am Runabout, Pro-am Ski and Stock classes from 650, 800 and 1,200 power groups as well as sport classes in 50 and 85 cc groups.

The thrill built up on the beach as each round was held drawing closer to the final on Sunday afternoon - the highlight being the Jet Ski Pro 800 class with 8 laps of the challenging course laid out by the organizers.

Powerboat races were also held, heating up the action on the water much to the excitement of spectators.

With a weekend of racing completed and the prize giving over, organizers lit up the skies over Jomtien with a fireworks display ending a fast and furious weekend on the water.


Thai Bodybuilder runner-up in Mr. Universe

Sitthi Charoenrith
with his Mr Universe runner-up trophy.

Sitthi Charoenrith, a top Thai bodybuilder won 2nd place in the Mr. Universe Bodybuilding Championships in Madrid, Spain on November 27.

At the same contest, Sitthi was also awarded with the certificate of” The Best Performer.”

From Thailand, Sitthi competed in the Men’s less than 165cms height category, of which there were bodybuilders from the total 22 countries competing. There were mostly from Europe and North & South America.


Huay Yai Mountain Bike Championships 2004 - a roaring success

Thrills, chills and spills thrill crowd of spectators

Ariyawat Nuamsawat

Over 500 mountain bike enthusiasts from around the nation converged in front of the Huay Yai municipality last Saturday to ride their way to glory in the Huay Yai Mountain Bike Championships 2004. Riders were vying for the coveted HSH Princess Somsawali Trophy and a share in the 50,000 baht plus prize pool.

Speed, strategy and fitness was the major factor in riding a race this big.

The international field of riders competed in a number distances and age group categories in the inaugural event aimed at boosting tourism through sports.

Competitors comprised Group A Men’s/Women’s 40 km ride; Group B Men’s/Women’s 27 km ride; Group C at 27 kms; The D and VIP groups both in the 2 kilometer distance category - each group was further separated into age classes.

In the A Group the overall winner was Chakraphan Boontarnomm from the Bike Net team while in the women’s category Thanitpop Prasertpon of the Pluakdaeng 2002 team took home first prize.

The men’s A Open Class was won by RTN Sub. Lt. Jettana Charoensap and his counterpart in the women’s class was Jindamanee Ponbunjerdkul. They received the HSG Princess Somsawali Trophy and cash for their efforts, as did other winners in the various age groups.

The event was organized in cooperation with the Huay Yai municipality, Numchai Company, the Mountain Biking Club for Health and Pattaya city. The event aimed at boosting further awareness in maintaining a healthy lifestyle through exercise with their first event proving a stunning success for the region.


Scramble with Santa at Shenanigans

Mike Franklin

Shenanigans’ Landlord Kim Fletcher, seasonally assisted by Shenanigans golf director Mike Franklin, have added festive elements to the Pairs Scramble taking place on Wednesday December 22 at Eastern Star Country Club & Resort.

The ‘Santa Scramble’, specially for Shenanigans Very Friendly Golf Society members and friends, features some additional technical prizes - four long putts and four near pins with men’s and ladies long drives and a ‘Nearest the Heineken Keg’.

The winning Pair will receive A-La-Carte dinner for two with wine at Shenanigans, together with the ‘Santa Superstars’ Trophy, a cuddly Santa Trophy each and, courtesy of Pat Ryan the Irish Open Champion, a valuable piece of Tipperary crystal.

The runners-up will receive Champagne, and third place winners, bottles of Jameson.

An additional ‘Pairs’ prize will go to the best Ladies Pair - most likely a Jug of Margaritas, and something nice for the best Men’s and Mixed Pairs too.

Entry for all members and friends will be 300 baht and that festively includes a free Irish coffee back at Shenanigans, 20% discount on food & drink for the evening at the prizegiving and party. Every player will also receive a personal ‘Christmas Good Wish’ Santa souvenir. Santa Claus is expected to be at the party so do bring the children to meet him and enjoy free Coca Cola and ice cream.

The ‘Santa Superstar’ winning pair will have privileged access on the night, to the exclusive Superstars Table, which usually props up the Landlord between his hospitable sorties around the Pub.

This is a fun, extra friendly and very festive event to wind up the years’ golf program, so sign-up early at Shenanigans In Pairs Please, and do try to make up a four-ball. The field is limited to 100 players and we will tee-off at the earlier time of 8.34 a.m.

Entries only accepted with payment at Shenanigans.


Phuket King’s Cup Regatta - Ever Stronger

by Peter Cummins

This year’s Phuket King’s Cup Regatta will be sailed off the southern island from 5 - 11 December and, according to President of the Regatta Organizing Committee, Chris King, everything is in place for a week-long sailing and social bonanza which will include everything, he said adding, hopefully, especially the wind.

The Regatta was founded in 1987, by the then Royal Varuna Yacht Club (RVYC) incumbent Flag Commodore Chris King, Dr Rachot Kanjanavanit, Al Chandler, Adolph Knees and Mom Tri Devakul, inter al. Mom Tri placed the resources of his then Phuket Yacht Club Hotel at Nai Harn Bay, securely behind the Regatta, for the first 10 years thus guaranteeing its permanence.

Consistent performer: “Hocux Pocux 2”, from Hong Kong.

Established to honour His Majesty on the occasion of his fifth-cycle, 60th birthday on 5 December, 1987, it has been sailed every year since that time, over the week in early December, which spans The King’s Birthday, moving out from Nai Harn Bay up to the Kata beach Resort six years ago. It has always been sailed under the direction of RVYC, with extensive logistical help from both the Royal Thai Navy, and the authorization of the Yacht Racing Association of Thailand, while the office of g of Phuket, the Tourism Authority of Thailand and the local Phuket community, in both the public and private sectors, have consistently rendered valuable support.

Now, for the first time, the Krung Thai bank has come aboard as the principal sponsor with the Bank’s Executive Vice President, Assanee Subvanich, pointing out at the recent press conference, that the Bank regarded yacht racing and the healthy activities associated with such maritime events, a panacea for many of the social ills befalling some Thai people, especially the youngsters.

Ongoing sponsors and supporters include the Kata Group, which has been the host regatta centre since 1998 when the King’s Cup moved up from Nai Harn Bay. Mom Tri’s Boathouse, Sunsail, Raimon Land, Phuket Air, Binatone Royal Phuket Marina, Hilton Phuket Arcadia Resort and Spa, American Express and Phuket Magazine are among the ongoing sponsors. Chang Beer is an enthusiastic comparative newcomer and Kantanit Sukontasap (Tong) sees great possibilities in Chang promotion of the event.

An early tradition established was that the incumbent president of the regatta organizing committee was the then commodore of the Royal Varuna Yacht Club, which holds the proprietary rights to the event. This was maintained throughout almost all of the seventeen regattas thus far sailed: Chris King (President, 1987, 1988. 1994, 1997, 2003, 2004), Peter Ole Herning (l990, l991), Adolph-Antoni Knees (1989, 1995, 1996, 1998) and Nigel Hardy, (1999, 2000, 2002).

Bill Gasson, not a Commodore but a staunch member of Royal Varuna - and a four-time Regatta champion - was President through 1992 and 1993. The only exception from a Royal Varuna Presidency of the event was the year Phuket marine entrepreneur, Andy Dowden who took on the task in 2001.

The regatta began with a mixture of keelboats, catamarans, Lasers and, even, wind-surfers, occasioning some “interesting” confrontations. For example few who were there at the time, will ever forget Varunian Reg Chambers, sailing his beloved Laser, calling “starboard” on a 45ft. keelboat (which gave way, of course).

Like any prominent yacht-racing event - and, most other sports, too - the regatta has developed its own folklore. Like, Scott McCook, who sailed his beach-launched catamaran up from Singapore, won all five races in that regatta and then sailed back to Singapore. Or Anders Widen, who sailed solo on his Top Cat into the very teeth of a north-easterly from Phuket to Koh Phi Phi. Anders’ superb feat also was a vivid testimony to the great co-operation from between the Royal Thai Navy, the Yacht racing Association of Thailand, Royal Varuna and the Phuket provincial authorities when it was reported back to the race management committee that there was possibly a “man over-board” drama unfolding. But, it was fine. It was Anders sailing solo.

Over the past few sailings, the regatta has become solely a “big boat” event, attracting keelboat and ocean-going catamaran teams from around the world. As a principal fixture on the Asian Yachting Circuit, too, the regatta annually features upwards of some 80 boats and 1,000 sailors, ranging from the “Formula One of the Sea Lanes” - the Racing Class - to live-aboard ocean cruisers, multi-hulls and Classics. International-standard race management has been combined with lively beach parties most nights, to create a world-renowned yacht racing event, Phuket’s own Race Week, to rival some of the more traditional such gatherings as Cowes Week, the Caribbean and Australia.

Now, for the 18th...

The 18th Phuket King’s Cup Regatta is upon us, to be sailed from the 5th through the 11th of December. Probably the creation of the regatta has been one of the catalysts in Thailand’s now-burgeoning marine sector, with the concomitant related activities and pursuits, greatly accelerated by the virtual removal of the erstwhile punitive tax on the Thai marine leisure industry. This great event, over almost two decades of its sailing, exposes Phuket as a relatively undiscovered corner of world-class yachting and cruising excellence, with warm, deep waters and a most hospitable year-round ambient climate.

Regatta President Chris King is confident of a record - or, near-record - participation this year with possible numbers of 100 plus, in what Sunsail’s Simon James said will be 12 divisions, with much interest focusing on the ‘Sports Boat’ category in which Platus from the Ocean Marina in the Northern Gulf, will pit their skills and speed against the hot new Phuket-built and based, the the Phuket Eight.

Designed by John Duncanson. Omega and the four-regatta Asian Yachting Circuit will again feature prominently, with the resulting world-wide television coverage featuring the beauty of Phuket and the excitement of the Regatta itself, reaching into 400 million lounge rooms world-wide through satellite and cable TV programmes. Furthermore, during this year’s King’s Cup, there will be the second PIMEX - the (now) annual Phuket International Marine Expo which, starting with just 57 booths last year, is being expanded to 100 this time. According to the principal organizers, it will not just be the vast increase of exhibition space that will be a feature of this year. There will also be a seminar programme that will give visitors and exhibitors the chance to listen to - and hold discussions with - the top marine sector players and related Thai Government agencies.

As PIMEX directors, Andy Dowden and Grenville Fordham point out, “promotion for the second show will be targeted at leisure visitors to improve the mix for all exhibitors”.

The Regatta opens on the evening of the fifth of December, HM the King’s 77th birthday and host venue the Kata Beach Resort, will hold the moving and colourful candlelight tribute to the Regatta Royal patron, beachside at Kata. The Regatta will continue everyday during the week (Thursday will be the ‘lay day’) up to Saturday, when the splendid awards ceremony and farewell dinner will be presided over by HM the King’s Personal Representative Rear Admiral M.L. Usni Pramoj - himself a regatta veteran, attending his 16th in his capacity representing His Majesty.


Jim wins at Sriracha

PSC golf with The Bunker

On Monday November 22, The Boys from The Bunker went to play a Medal round at Sriracha Golf Course. Unfortunately because of a lack of electricity, the Sriracha staff could not charge their golf carts during the night so there were no carts to be had!

Jim Payne putting his way to victory at Sriracha.

This persuaded some of the elderly and less fit golfers to play their golf elsewhere but the remainder stayed and played the competition. The course was very dry due to the lack of watering, the greens far too fast and most Bunker golfers felt the course condition did not merit the price Sriracha were charging. However, Jim Payne overcame all of these obstacles to shoot a level Net par round of 72 to take first prize, Lez Hall was second with Net 73 followed closely home by John King with a Net 76. Near pin prizes were taken by Jim Payne and John King.

Khao Kheow
Country Club

Wednesday November 24 saw Khao Kheow host The Bunker Boys Stableford competition. A and B courses were played and the field was divided into two flights and on the notoriously difficult course John Hughes came home in third place with 28 Stableford points in flight A, Mick Ramshaw grabbed second place with 32 points but it wasn’t enough to overcome the winner Brian Bellis who scored a splendid 35 points to walk away with first prize.

In flight B pensioner “Steady” George Redgewell returned the best score of the day a level par 36 points to claim top spot, second came Duncan McGee with 31 points and Brian Wilkins came third with 29 points. Near Pins prizes were won by Brian Bellis (2) and Lez Hall. The “Golfer of The Month” competition for November is coming to a close and it looks like the winner of the trophy will be decided in the final match of the month on Monday November 29 at Eastern Star Golf Club. It still looks like a two horse race between John Hughes and Lez Hall - watch this space to find out next week!

The Bunker Boy’s now play on Monday’s and Wednesday’s so call into The Bunker Bar on Soi Chaiyapoon (near X-zyte disco) to pick up a golf schedule or consult the Pattaya Mail every week and, as usual you can get the latest information about all other sporting activities at The Bunker Bar by visiting our website @ www. bunkerboysgolf.com


PSC golf from the Cafe Kronborg

Monday November 22 Sriracha International Golf Club Stableford

The Sriracha Golf Club was host to a stableford competition in two Flights. A Flight, 0 to 16, and B Flight, 17 upwards. The course on the day was in good condition, but very dry, due to the fact that the only electricity is an emergency generator sitting by the clubhouse entrance. Golf carts were also not available due to a lack of electricity.

Turkey Day runners up, Ian Ashenden, Jim Muns, John Emerson and Poo Supaporn with Dave.

Gary Wedl took the A Flight with 36 points, and we then had a three way countback for the minor places on 35 points. Second was Clive Robinson, third was Yasuo Suzuki and fourth was Brian McDonald.

Bjorn Kristjohansson won the B Flight handily with 37 points, but as in the A Flight, we had a countback just to give Dave something to do. In second with 34 points was Dave Richardson ahead of Bob Rasmussen in third, with Pat Browne in fourth and Jim Thompson just losing out.

The Team of Terry Phur, Bob Phillip, Bob Weighton and Dan Rand came in at third with a 55.2 score for the day.

Near Pins #3 Yasuo Sazuki, #8 Pat Browne, #12 Don Richardson and #17 Tony Scambler,

Long Putts: #9 Peter Habgood and #18 Ebrahim

Thursday November 25 Pattaya Country Club
Ray Rogers
Thanksgiving Day Scramble

An Annual event, you only have to look at the PSC calendar to see this day planned in for November every year. For many years this event was based on Rays house, where Ray laid on the food and the after golf function, however Father Time waits for no man, so we now go back to the Cafe Kronberg, where our hosts look after us Regally. However, we all remember the many years when Ray made this day into his own.

What’s Thanksgiving without plenty food on for the hungry?

On the day 21 teams, off the 1st and 10th tees, set off to take the course apart in 4 man scramble format, a total of 84 players. This does lead to some very low scores, particularly, as on this day, when the course was in fine condition and the greens fast, very, and true. The only worry was a strong wind, however with 4 drives this became a minor problem.

As the day progressed it became apparent the scores would be very low and as Dave sat in the Restaurant at the golf course, it soon became apparent you would have to shoot in the low 50’s to be in at the shake up.

Back at the Cafe Kronborg as the crowd built up, the smells of the food put an edge to the appetite, until the normal food rush became a stampede. Golf, and fresh air, do tend to make you hungry. Once again my compliments to Jimmy Flanagan, who always compliments the host with his attention to their food, and why not!

Once the food was over, Dave got down to the important items of the day, presenting the results. In third place with a fine 55.2 was the Team of Terry Phur, Bob Phillip, Bob Weighton and Dan Rand.

In second place with a very fine 54.4, was the team of Local Teaching Pro, Ian Ashenden, with Jim Muns, John Emerson and Poo Supaporn.

However, the winners with a stupendous 53.9 was the team of the self professed ‘Superman’, Mike Dige, with Hans Collett, Dan Shame and Magnus Johansson. Mention must be made of the fact that with a handicap of 3.1, they had to play 15 under gross to shoot such a score. Just think about it.

So with the presentation over and a full tummy, the golfers gradually dispersed into the night, until next time. T.T.F.N.

Near Pins: #5 Brendan Kelly, #7 Pekka Reha, #12 John Knight and #14 Geoff Couch.

Long Putts: #9 Jim Flanaghan and #18 Sean Murray


Dick Kerr wins bragging rights

PSC golf from the Three Sisters Bar

On Monday a new winner emerged from the mist. Dick Kerr, who I believe came in from Washington State, (wet and foggy) went through the field like a dose of salts. It was the best game he has shot here in Thailand, which was good enough to win the bragging rights for the day. Dick came in with 42 points to beat the nearest competitor by two points. It was again a good day for golfing as the weather held up and the course in better shape than usual.

Holding down second place with 40 points was Paul Kinner. Paul has seen both ends of the spectrum - winner and cellar. Today he shot an excellent score but was beaten out by Dick. In third position was Herb Ishinaga with 39 points. He had a terrific front nine shooting 22 points but collapsed on the back to end up with 39 points. Dennis Willett also shot an excellent front nine but could not keep up the pace on the back.

Falling into the cellar again was ‘Ole Jim Tully’. Jim managed to stay out of the cellar position for a few weeks but fell into it again with 21 points. His next nearest competitor was Charlie Devlin. It was one of Charlie’s worst games as he is normally near the top. On Monday he managed 25 points to stay out of the cellar as Jim slid past. I’m sure that Charlie will be heading back up next week to contend for the top position.


Mr. Ashenden’s 68 provides a playing lesson

IPGC Golf From Lewiinski’s

Sunday Nov. 21
Green Valley
Stroke/Medal

1st A Flight: Gary Blackburne, net 68
2nd A Flight: Martin Todd, net 71
3rd A Flight: Brian Holden, net 71
1st B Flight: Colm Mullen, net 69
2nd B Flight: Terry Phur, net 69
3rd B Flight: Joe Whelan, net 74
1st C Flight: Graham Buckingham, net 68
2nd C Flight: Eddy Beilby, net 68
3rd C Flight: Paul Shaw, net 71
Near Pins: #13 Ian Ashenden; #16 Peter Emslie

Heading back to balmy, old England for the holidays, Gary Blackburne knew that he better grab some more Sterling if he was going to fill all the relatives’ socks. He did so in style grabbing co-best on the day, with a net 68, to take the top spot in A Flight. Martin Todd (same, same as the US Tennis Player, except not same) edged globetrotter Brian Holden on second level count back to sort out the silver and bronze in the accomplished Flight.

Colm Mullen, himself returning to Erin’s shores for Boxing Day, went to the math table with Terry Phur and walked away with the top prize. Those gentlemen left third place to golf gadabout Joe Whelan. Irish Joe, along with his ‘Dirty Dozen’ pals have played the world’s best courses with the world’s finest golfers. His continued visits to Pattaya further certify the quality of golf on the Eastern Seaboard.

This article intimated initially that the day’s best score, 68, was shot by more that one player on the day, and, in fact, two C Flight players matched that feat. The dreaded C/B declared Graham Buckingham’s 68 to be more favorably dispersed then Eddy Beilby’s. Paul Shaw tidied up the upper Flight with a net one under par 71.

Monday Nov. 22
Green Valley
Stroke/Medal

1st A Flight: Brian Holden, net 67
2nd A Flight:Claus Birk Thomsen, net 68
3rd A Flight: Ian Ashenden, net 68
1st B Flight: Jim Munns, net 72
2nd B Flight: Brian Dunbar, net 73
3rd B Flight: Bob Lindborg, net 73
1st C Flight: Roger Koehler, net 67
2nd C Flight: Peter Ingham, net 69
3rd C Flight: Ken Kutzing, net 72
Near Pins: #5 Rick Sharp; #8 Roger Koehler

As so often happens, a fellow abused by count back one day often strikes back quickly to rectify the earlier injustice and so was the case with Brian Holden as he avenged a count back loss of 2nd on Sunday with a sparkling net 67 on Monday. The count back gods were not to be ignored and seldom has their scythe been more brutal than it was this day to our title character. Just two weeks ago this scribe sang the praises of the watershed round by Woody Sherwood. It was not expected that such a feat would be duplicated soon but there was resident teaching pro Ian Ashenden spinning the front in gross 35. With whip in hand he brought his horse home in 33 for the Society’s second stunning gross 68 of the month. But alas, that gross 33, unaided by handicap, as Ian plays off zero, on the inward nine was not enough to withstand the net score of Claus Birk Thomsen who edged Ian with an inward net 32. Kudos to Claus, standing “O” for Ian.

Despite all the commotion in A Flight, C Flight put its bid in for recognition as Roger Koehler matched Brian Holden’s best on the day net 67 in taking the top podium position. Peter Ingham joined a host of members returning to colder confines to celebrated the holidays with a little extra in their pocket as he edged K4 (yes, Konsistently Kolourful Kenny Kenzing or is it Kolour Koordinated Kenny Kutzing) for the penultimate step in the lower Division.

The middle group of handicappers, 15 to 18, was relatively middling on the day and there was some discussion that the ethereal nature of their winner, Capt. Fogg, someway contributed to that. But lest it be lost in the ribbing, Jimmy Munns continues to compete favorably and continues to improve his handicap. Just one astray of the good Capt. were Brian Dunbar and Bob Lindborg. Brian made the social faux pas of taking the new IPGC Handicap chairman to count back task. Don’t be surprised to see Brian’s handicap take an unexplained drop.

Sunday &Monday - Nov. 21 - 22
Green Valley
Eclectic - Stroke/

1st A Flight: Klaus Schackt, net 61
2nd A Flight: Rick Sharp, net 62
1st B Flight: Colm Mullen, net 64
2nd B Flight: Claus Birk Thomsen, net 64
1st C Flight: Ken Kutzing, net 59
2nd C Flight: Eddy Beilby, net 61

If it escaped notice, and little does escape the notice of the eagle-like eye of this column’s readership, the society followed up its traditional Sunday competition at Green Valley with a second round on the same venue on Monday. In a continued effort to provide its membership with variety, the society held a two-day eclectic as an overlay to the two daily competitions. For those unfamiliar with the format, an eclectic gathers the best net score on each given hole over the course of the competition, in this case, two days, and calculates an eighteen hole score. Although the administration required to gather the individual scores is a bit weighty, it invariably produces results that are intriguing to analyze.

Kenny Kutzing was not on the individual day podium on Sunday and certainly his net 72 on Monday would not suggest that a decantation of his best hole scores would yield an eclectic best net 59! He must have played nine good holes on Sunday and the other nine well on Monday, with disasters everywhere else. Naturally because it was an eclectic, K4’s feat will join Phil Mickelson’s 59 of this week as unrecorded equals of the Geiberger-Duval-Beck-Sorenstam phenomena. Eddy Beilby threw a beauty at it with a 61 but could only take second in C Flight.

B Flight’s podium had two strong daily prize winners in Colm Mullen and Claus Birk Thomsen but they only improved 5 and 4 strokes, respectively, on the second day. Colm’s better improvement positioned him to prevail on count back, which is done in traditional fashion, to-wit, better last nine on Monday.

In the most curious of outcomes, neither A Flight podium ascendant had a daily prize! The ‘Volkscomputer’ knocked down the triples of Sunday and The Hermit took a big whack when he tidied up the Sabbath’s par 3 score of ten, to take the loot with net 61 and 62, respectively. The society will host another eclectic running from 2004 to 2005 (December 31, 2004 and January 2, 2005).

Wednesday Nov. 24
Khao Kheow - B & C - Yellow or
White Tees
Stableford

1st Yellow Flight: Phil Groves, 42 pts
2nd Yellow Flight: Joe Mooneyham, 37 pts
3rd Yellow Flight: Gary Blackburne, 35 pts
1st White Flight: Peter Ingham, 37 pts
2nd White Flight: John Knight, 36 pts
3rd White Flight: Paul Walia, 36 pts
Near Pins: #B8 Paul Walia; #C8 Phil Groves

There is a considerable body of competitors who assert that Khao Kheow off the yellow tees is so difficult that it almost breaks one spirit. Well it wasn’t the course that broke the Yellow Flight’s spirit, it was Phil Groves’ exemplary 42 points off a barely forgiving 8 handicap. Certainly one of the noteworthy rounds of the year! Joe “I’m in The” Mooneyham took on the beast and bettered his handicap. Gary Blackburne put his hand in the cookie jar one last time in 2004.

Peter Ingham, OBE, made his second to last round a statement as he took the more mortal White Flight. John Knight showed he was up to it by taking the silver and Paul Walia combined a little third place loot with a Near Pin prize to pay the day’s rent.

Friday Nov. 26
Pattana S.C. -White or Yellow Tees
Stableford

1st White Flight: Simon Philbrook, 37 pts
2nd White Flight: Joe Sebastian, 37 pts
3rd White Flight: Mark Joshua, 34 pts
4th White Flight: Timo Tirkkonan, 34 pts
1st Yellow Flight: Joe Mooneyham, 38 pts

The society bid a fond adieu to the area’s newest golf offering, Pattana Sports Club, as the potentially superb venue ups its price beyond the preference of the society membership. Big Simon Philbrook, who took the requisite couple of weeks to align his play with his miniscule handicap of 4, put his imprimatur on the day with a count back winning 37 points over the Society’s old friend Joe “Peppermint” Sebastian, as a vast majority of the field chose to take on the course in its long configuration. Joe who has not played as often in recent months showed that the potential is there, and attainable, as he was one below level on this par 73 layout. A count back crush absorbed the balance of those that braved the 6,826 yard White Tees. Mark Joshua emerged atop, with Tomi Tirkonen in the uncommon fourth place pay station getting little help from his 4.0 handicap. The violins played for new member Ron Claridge and old-timer Capt. Fogg, as they both found themselves out in the count back cold.

Joe Mooneyham, after successfully taking on the back tees of Khao Kheow a day earlier, led a small but quality group who found the 6,455 yard white tees to be plenty testing enough.


Four way tie for first place

Pattaya Sports Club Friday Bowling League

Domicil dropped into a tie for first after splitting their match with VFW Post 9876 at two points each. House of the Golden Coin took three points from Jack & Tar. Friends captured three points from Cafe Ole. Brother D nabbed three points from Shenanigans. Cafe Kronborg moved up the standings after taking all four points from Q Cars. Mai’s Thai Restaurant won three points from Three Sisters.

200 Bowlers - Morn, Gert, Ooy, Jeed, Mio and Konrad.

Best bowlers of the day:
Gert, Q Cars - 211 game, 564 series
P.K., Q Cars - 506 series
Sven, Cafe Kronborg - 539 series
Kran, Cafe Kronborg - 554 series
Jeed, Shenanigans - 209 game, 528 series
Konrad, Brother D - 216 game, 525 series
Teuvo, Friends - 548 series
Wade, Mai’s Thai Restaurant - 536 series
Morn, Three Sisters - 204 game, 504 series
Mio, House of the Golden Coin - 213 & 201 games, 560 series
Ooy, House of the Golden Coin - 205 game, 528 series
Mai, Jack & Tar - 512 series


Knutson & Andersson best of the day

Mike Franklin

The wind took its toll with the Stableford scores in Shenanigans Pairs Combined Stableford competition at Eastern Star on Wednesday November24, in the run up to the Irish Open Championships on Friday 26.

Robert Knutson (left), Mike Franklin (center) and Mikael Andersson (right) back at Shenanigans after windy day out at Eastern Star in the run up to the Irish open.

Best of the day came from Robert Knutson and Mikael Andersson with a combined 61 Stableford points. Larry Willett and Carl Bauman were close behind with 59 points and hot on their heels were Kim Fletcher and Bill Johnstone with 58 points. Best individual score was returned by Kim Fletcher with a ‘handicap threatening’ 36 points.

There were just four technicals out, sponsored as usual by Guinness. Near pins were claimed by Mikael Andersson on #6 and Kim Fletcher on #17. Long putts went to Bill Johnstone and Len Dingemans on #9 and #18 respectively.

Conditions all round were excellent, apart from the strong wind that really does toughen up the course at Eastern Star.

Back at Shenanigans it was another huge Steak Night. It was nice to see Len Dingemans back, and newcomer David Pattison was duly welcomed.

After the Guinness merchandise was awarded to the technical prizewinners, it was time for the Winner & Runner-up place prizes. Some confusion arose, due to the noticeable absence of runners-up Larry and Carl. However, the moment was quickly seized by the Fletcher-Johnstone duo who raced to the prize table to take the prize. Bill Johnstone thankful he still had the key to his trophy cabinet out on the chain (souvenir from E Block) to add to yet another long putt success. Larry & Carl may, of course, have the final word.

The next routine outing is on Wednesday December 8th at Plutaluang (S & E) for a Pairs Scramble - the sign-up sheet is on the board.

The Shenanigans Golf year concludes with the ‘Santa Scramble’ at Eastern Star on Wednesday December 22. Full details on the notice board at Shenanigans and in Pattaya Mail. This is definitely a ‘sign-up early’ event.


Top Flight, Top Score for Brian Bellis

IPGC Bunker Boys at the OK Corral

On Thursday, November 25, two dozen golfers left the OK Corral and took the ever-improving route 331 to distant Noble Place to play their weekly stableford competition. The day was fine and hot and the course was beautifully presented, as per normal. It is a pity that the course is so far away from Pattaya and is rarely visited, but the generous green fees and warm hospitality more than make up for the long trip. The two flights were cut at nineteen and in division two lady golfer Kanjana Gregory, Barry Pethig and Roy Mitchell all shared third place with hard fought 30s, whilst John James drew the curtains on a fine week to take the flight with a level par score of 36.

Division one saw John Cunningham take third place with his 34 points, one behind runner-up Steve Nowell (35). Top flight “newbie”, Brian Bellis, whose golf is continuing to improve, made his mark immediately with 40 points and post the best score of the day. There were no birdie twos but bananas were in abundance for the returning Pat Murphy (23 points) and Keith Hector, whose proud boast that in three months he had successfully avoided the Banana Booby fell on conspiratorial ears. Enjoy your flight back to UK Keith!


PSC golf from McAllister’s Bar and Grill

Friday November 26
Century Bangchang
Stableford

Don McAllister congratulates Dave Miller (left) and Rod Perrin (right) on their win at Century Bangchang.

On a day that saw The Siam Ryder Cup start, and Shenanigans Irish Open, it was no surprise that on this Loy Krathong day the turnout was relatively thin. Never the less, those who did turn up had a relaxing day with no pressure, on a wind swept course.

So it was that back at McAllister’s, after some of his fine ‘Free’ food for the golfers, the presentation was done, and Rod Perrin, the ‘ex-copper’ with 38 points was beaten into second place by the winner Dave Miller with a fine 40 points. T.T.F.N


Back to back wins for Barry Winton

IPGC TAGGS Golf from The Haven

Monday Nov 22
Pattaya Country Club
Stableford

1st Barry Winton, 39 - c/b 19 c/b6 14
2nd Norman Isherwood, 39 - c/b 19 c/b6 12
3rd Yves Philibert, 37 - c/b 20
4th Frank Hughes, 37 - c/b 14
5th Chang Suh 36

A large group arrived to find Dave Lee having the mother of all rows at reception. Once again the staff denied all knowledge of contract rates and of course the manager “was out” so rather than depart for another course, the inflated rate of 788 baht was paid and all future bookings cancelled. Once on the course, players discovered hard fast greens with difficult pin placings, which meant for many three putts and relatively high scores. Despite blocking many of his tee shots to the right, Barry played superbly to shoot 75 gross and narrowly beat off a strong challenge by Norman, who had seen a two shot reduction in his handicap. Frank Hughes played beautifully to shoot a 37 gross on the front 9, but faded on the back to allow Yves to sneak in for third place, whilst Chang, who arrived back the previous day, cast away any signs of jet-lag and comfortably played to his handicap. Strong winds and tough pin placings clearly effected the sharpshooters and no 2s were recorded, so rollover time again! Prior to the prize giving, Richard Livingston, the resident PGA professional, welcomed back Glyn Nicholas & Chang Suh.

Wednesday Nov 24
Royal Lakeside
Stableford

1st Barry Winton, 43
2nd Chang Suh, 40 - c/b 21 c/b6 14
3rd Al Rolnik, 40 - c/b 21 c/b6 13
4th Yasuo Suzuki, 39 - c/b 23
5th Norman Isherwood, 39 - c/b 18

A surprisingly good turnout for the long drive to Chonburi for a stableford off the white tees at the immaculate, though mosquito plagued Royal Lakeside. Most players sustained numerous bites, despite the caddies efforts to apply anti-mosquito wipes, still at the end of the day everybody enjoyed the course and vowed to return, no doubt inspired by good scores! Once again, the man in-form was Barry Winton and he shot a fabulous 71 gross for his 43 points, which we might add, included three 3 putts. Al Rolnik, found his form again after weeks in the wilderness and was perhaps unlucky to lose out to Chang on countback for the runner-up spot. A superb 37 gross on the back 9 saw Yasuo hold off Norman in the minor placings. In the rollover 2s, the pool was shared by Ole Stamnes (2), Chang Suh, Yasuo Suzuki, Don Meloan, Glyn Nicholas, Barry Winton & Guy Billings. Poor Ole, his two 2s netted him 8 points but he could only manage a point a hole for the remaining 16 holes in his 24point total, whilst Trevor Edge, in his last game for two months, scored only 29 points and so, well and truly open up the ATM for one final day! Back at the Haven, Richard Livingston, welcomed Don Meloan, Mitch Mitchell and Werner Kuar before bidding ‘bon voyage’ to Trevor Edge and Kevin & Samantha Taylor.

Friday Nov 26
Siam Country Club
Monthly Medal

Division 1
1st Randall Penrod, 68
2nd Guy Billings, 69
3rd Frank Hughes, 70
Division 2
1st Dave Spendley, 70
2nd Harvey Nolan, 71
3rd Toy Theobold, 72

Despite several regular players being away at Eastern Star, hunting for glory in the Shenanigans Irish Open, there was still a large contingent to fight out the popular monthly medal that left poor Dave Lee in a tiz, so much so that he had driven a few kms before he realized he had left his clubs at the Haven! Still it turned out to be a fine day and scoring was excellent. In Division 1, Randall roared back with an amazing 82 gross, to give him a winning nett 68 off his 14 handicap. Guy shot a superb 74 gross for second spot, leaving Frank to round out the placings. In Division 2, Dave Spendley, has been threatening to win ever since he mastered his new Dunlop Loco driver, today was the day, as he shot a super 70 nett, holding off Harvey and Toy to narrowly take the honours. In the 2s competition, the pool was shared by Bob Lindborg, Peter Emslie, Frank Hughes & Barry Traynor (2) Back at the Haven, Richard Livingston welcomed Marlene & Brian Prudden, Harvey Nolan & Martin Todd and welcomed back Cliff & Rob Hornsby.


Thai players take home top prizes in the 4th Annual Montien Tennis Championships

Ariyawat Nuamsawat

Arkornkiatsak Burodom and Prasong Poolkwan defeated all comers to take first prize in the Men’s Singles Open and Senior Men’s Singles classes at the Montien Tennis Championships.

Playing hardball during the 4th Annual Montien Tennis Championships.

The event, recently held at the hotel’s Pattaya courts, saw a field of 50 players of all nationalities compete for the first place trophy and prizes.

The three-day event was graced with perfect weather and light winds as the men battled it out on the court in both the open and seniors’ categories.

In the open class finals Arkornkiatsak Burodom faced fellow countryman Amnart Srilar. Burodom took advantage of a volley of Amnart errors to win the tournament.

In the Seniors (over 45) event, Prasong Poolkwan faced Wolfgang Schuls in the finals. Prasong was too strong for Wolfgang through the match and easily defeated him for the senior’s title.

Both men received an array of trophies and prizes generously sponsored by the hotel.


Hide-A-Way visitors pocket the Moonshine

Jomtien 8 Ball League - Knockout Cup round 1

To vary the programme, league organisers have for the first time, put together a programme for the League Cup.

This is a knockout competition with winners going forward in a series of elimination matches to find an eventual winner. To maintain the interest of those teams knocked out in early rounds with scheduled Plate Competitions, so all may participate, until the Finals at the end of the season.

All smiles after the first round of the Jomtien 8 Ball League Knockout Cup.

The format for the competition is a little different from the normal Jomtien 8 Ball Pool league rules. Teams of six players compete over six single games and three doubles matches (as per the regular league) and in addition, a further six singles games, making it best of 15 frames on the night.

Thursday November 25 saw the start of the League Cup series; this report covers the match between the Moonshine Place and the Hide-A-Way, respectively placed ninth and fourth in the table.

Elder statesman Ron for the home side, lined up against body beautiful Andy and went down in a tense game almost free of safety shots. Alan followed Ron and, in a frame of missed chances, went down with 3 balls left on the table to Martin.

The game between Les and Glen was ball-by-ball safety play. With three colours each the referee did not call a foul that was apparent to some of the home on-lookers and a minor furore followed. However, Les ran out the winner for Moonshine, even after failing to pot an easy black, when Glen followed the black with the cue ball into the same pocket.

Thus, Moonshine 1, Hide-A-Way 2, so far not too bad. Game four saw Ollie for the visitors come out on top when an unlucky mistake by Neil on his last colour left an easy black that Ollie potted with gusto. Ned, for Moonshine, did well against George who blocked pockets and pressured continually, when he put the black away with George on his final colour. In the last game before the interval Gary, for Hide-A-Way, overwhelmed Barry with his quick and accurate potting. Thus it was Home 2, Visitors 4.

After tasty mini-hamburgers served up by mine host Ted Hughes, the fray continued with the doubles games. Ron played well for Moonshine but was not helped by partner Alan’s errors and they fell easy prey to visitors Andy and Martin. Up next were Gary and Ollie for Hide-A-Way against home players, Les and Ned. An error in the formalities of play after the break was remedied in friendly fashion by a re-rack. A near miracle finish by the visiting pair defeated Les and Ned with an easy black.

The last doubles game featured Neil and Barry for the home team and visitors Glen and George. An exciting finish with several near misses on the black saw the frame victory go to Hide-A-Way.

So, after the doubles it was Moonshine 2, Hide-Away 7. With six more frames to play could the home team stage a comeback?

Les for the certain, gave it his all for Moonshine and was in a commanding position to drop the black; he was successful but unfortunately the white went down as well. The match was irretrievable at this point; the home team had only pride to play for now.

The evening drew out into what was more like a marathon session for some of the older home team members. However, after Neil went down to Gary, mine host Ted, for Moonshine showed a steady hand and ran out winner of a tactical game following a fluffed opportunity on the black by Glen. Visitor Ollie was just too much for Barry and demonstrated his abilities with the cue for a comprehensive win.

Some home team pride was restored when veterans Alan and Ron won their games against the visitors George and John (Hide-A-Way owner) with some good steady play and well-taken chances.

Final score Moonshine Place 5 - Hide-A-Way Bar 10. Ah well, there is always the plate competition!

The rest of the League Cup results were: Woaw’s Pub 8 - Bolaget 7, and this went down to the wire, the outcome being decided in the last frame.

Simple Simon - 9 Las Vegas 6, Rose and Thistle 8 - Country Club 7, again a final frame decider. Earlier, Country Club had defeated Lucky Bar 12 to 3 in an eliminator to even up the numbers.

The next League Cup games take place on Thursday December 16.


Queen Vic-torious!

The Original Pattaya Pool League - November22

Group C: Shearer’s Sports Bar 4 - 5 The Queen Vic.

Tonight’s match got off to a smashing start with Jimmy “The One” (Shearer’s Sports Bar in Soi Buakhao) being the first man of the evening to pot a black ball! In fact it went in off the break of the first game against Irish Paul. Re-rack time! But as soon as he got the chance, Paul, who suspiciously looks like an experienced snooker player in real life, got down to the black in seconds and finished confidently with a double-bank into the centre pocket chalking up the first game for the away team.

“Sad-Makham-B” aka Kev (who always has a smile on his face) ominously approached the table looking for early revenge for Shearers’ against Baz. Although Baz is the most mature player from The Queen Vic in Soi Honey Inn, he has more hair than the rest of his younger team mates put together!

He had no intentions of making it easy for Kev and played a sly game and nearly won at one point when Kev fouled. But soon after, Kev’s smile broadened when Baz gave away 2 shots. This was all Kev needed to finish the game and he even cheekily played a double bank shot across the centre of the table sinking the black with ease.

Sadly, Porn, one the home team’s secret Thai weapons, was crushed by “XXXL” Andy next. When Andy was down to his last ball Porn desperately tried to snooker him but failed and Andy bulldozed his way to victory for Queen Vic.

Whilst it was looking like an easy victory (and vital equalising game) for home team player “Mad-in-Mallorca” Andy, playing against Adam, the end result was quite the reverse. Surprisingly, although he swiftly potted all his balls, Andy went in-off the black, now making the score 3 - 1. Although Adam had been given little opportunity to show off his talent on the pool table, he did, nevertheless return to his team corner with a big smile on his face.

The war was now on as “Buff”, Shearers’ most formidable looking player, made his way to the table and sized up his opponent “Max” aka Geert from Belgium. All eyes were on the table as both players calculated each shot, picking off any stray balls along the way and then defying one another to make a mistake. The pace of the game slowed right down as it became a battle of wits and strategy. Finally “shot of the match” went to Buff as he decimated Max with a spectacular winning shot sending the black ball all around the table before potting it in the corner.

With the score now 3 - 2 it was now up to Thai Ken “C” to snatch back that vital equalising game for Shearers’ before half time. But what he didn’t realise was that he was up against Captain “Mr. Q” Terry. Ken played clean and safe shots with his snooker cue but it wasn’t enough, as he fouled on a controversial touching-ball giving Terry 2 shots to secure the game making the score 4 - 2 at half time.

Food fit for an army was then served up with an assorted buffet of sweet n’ sour, tangy chicken and rice, a selection of sandwiches and “the best real roast potatoes in Pattaya” as Shearers’ Boss Chris was proud to point out. He was right too!

The match was far from over, now as the next 2 games saw Andy and Kev defeat Terry and Geert, with Andy sinking a straight black. Thai Ken “C” and Porn also snatched the next game against Andy and Paul taking the score to 4 games all.

Jimmy and Buff were drawn against Baz and Adam in this last, deciding game. After a dry break from Baz, nothing went down until Adam stepped up and immediately potted 3 stripes. When it was his turn Baz sank 3 more. With 1 stripe left before the black they were in a very dangerous position and Jimmy and Buff knew this. Once again, both played a cagey and streetwise game until they were left with 1 spot on the table and 2 shots following a foul, to finish. It was Buff’s turn to play... End of story, or was it? There was cheering and chanting as everyone watched the black go down but when the white went around the table and went down as well; there was absolute uproar. Victory to Queen Vic!

The atmosphere was electric all night: the match was filled with shocks and surprises for everyone. But the award for “Character of the Match” must surely be given to the table because at times it seemed display a mind of its own!


The Square Ring

by Howie Reed

What did I do for Loy Krathong , the most romantic night of the year? Why had turkey sandwiches and watched “real” football. Age does take its toll. “When the cats away the mice will play.” That’s what they do say. In this case the cat is Freddy Roach who trains Manny Pacquiao. As the time shortens for Pacquiao’s fight against Thai, Fashung 3K Battery the cat is not happy. He arrived in the Philippines at 4 a.m. and by 10 a.m. he had taken control. Pacquiao seemed to be tired during a routine 6 round sparing session Roach put his foot down. “I told him ‘no more bulls**t’” said Roach.

Another guy that needs a good swift kick in the backside is former world champ Derrick Gainer. He was supposed to be stepping through the ropes today to challenge WBA 126lb titleist Chris John. The week Gainer was supposed to arrive in Indonesia, he decided that he didn’t want to fight outdoors. “It’s impossible to follow Gainer’s request (to move the fight indoors) in such a limited time”, said promoter Pino Bahari. “We have discussed everything with his handlers long before, including this clause of an outdoors arena, but suddenly Gainer cancelled the agreement and requested additional money. We had set up everything and we have spent a lot of money to feature this bout in Indonesia”. WBA #14 Jose “Cheo” Rojas steps in. This is Gainer’s MO. He signs for a fight and then threatens to pull out at the last minute unless he gets more money. He use to be promoted by his good buddy Roy Jones Jr. but his antics finally had Jones saying “No Mas.”

Tonight in the ‘Land of Nervous Sheep’ (European Division), Alex Arther (18-1) puts his International title on the line against Nazareno Gast?n Ruiz (21-6) of Argentina. I mention this because Arther is a pal of “Second Road Hero” Dapper Dave Stewart. “Beating Arthur up will be like carving a side of beef and I will enjoy doing it. Arthur has never faced a tough Argentinean or any Latino fighter before and it will be a painful experience for him. He got beat by a fighter claiming to be Hispanic (Michael Gomez) and now he will feel what it is like to fight a real one. I’ve fought in the roughest, toughest and dirtiest places in Argentina where you have not only had to fight in the ring but also fight your way out of the hall as well. I have not had the luxuries Arthur has had. He’s flashy and arrogant and I don’t like him and I can’t wait to beat him.”

On deck in Las Vegas Sunday (Pattaya Time), is Jose Luis Castillo (50-6-1) vs. Joel Casamayor (31-2) for the WBC Lightweight title. Casamayor has made a career of ducking Thai Yodsanan Nathachai (43-2-1). Cassamayor though he had Diego Corrales’s number only to lose twice. Now he opts for Castillo, who can fight a lot. Jose’ Luis’s last two losses have come at the hands of Floyd Mayweather Jr. by decision. Casamayor could be in the deep end of the pool without his water wings.

It’s still a week away from the Ricky Hatton-Ray Oliveira fight which Hatton either has or has not called a “tune up”. Oliveira expressed himself on the talent of Mr. Hatton, “I always wanted to fight Micky Ward because I believed I had the style to beat him. I never got the chance. Now I’m in against a guy who fights like a young Micky Ward. Hatton’s tough and he’s a great body puncher, too. But I know Micky Ward very well and Ricky Hatton is no Micky Ward. I believed I could beat Micky; I know I can whip Ricky. Ward got Gatti because he beat Neary. Hatton says he has one eye on me and one eye on Tszyu. Big mistake! I’ve got both eyes on Hatton and after I beat him in his hometown, I’ll start looking at Tszyu, Gatti, (Floyd) Mayweather or any of the top 140 pounders in the world.”

The usual suspects gathered in Las Vegas USA last Sunday for a plethora of championship fights utilizing the guys at lower weights. Some may not need validation that predicting boxing results is not my strong. Last week, “The key to this one may be that Barrera took a severe beating at the hand of Manny Pacquiao last year. Barrera’s last against an aging Paulie Ayala would support the “Pacquiao did him in theory” as espoused by your humble and parched correspondent. “Yea right! Stupido. Marco Antonio Barrera, now 59-4 got a majority decision (114-114, 115-114,115-113) to win the rubber match against Eric Morales (47-2) last Sunday. Barrera simply swarmed Morales keeping him from being effective from long range except for rounds 7, 8 and 12. The win puts Barrera back on top. Maybe a rematch with Pacquiao? Both the WBC/IBF jr. light tiles were up for grabs. Barrera will probably tell the WBC what to do with their title. He did the last time he won it. Barrera was a big underdog.

Rafael Marquez (33-3) had little trouble when he disposed of former two-time champ Mauricio Pastrana (31-5-1) in 8.

The contest for the IBF Bantam title was halted when Pastrana’s corner asked Referee Robert Byrd to end the beating. There may be nothing worse than the dreaded visit from the ‘Teelock’s’ family, all 500 of them that somehow seemed to need medical attention. Close may have been the WBO minimum weight snoozer between champion Ivan Calderon (21-0) and Carlos Fajardo (12-5). How boring was it? Try 120-107, 119-108, 118-109. Oscar Larios (54-3-1) defended his WBC Jr. Feather title with what was really a paid workout against outgunned. Nedal Hussein (36-2). WBC Jr. The winner got 120, 119, 118 - a trifecta.

There are some things that boggle the mind. Recently in Japan, former national champion Hiroaki Yokota stepped in the ring for the first time since 1998. He had been forced to retire when he reached the age 37. The Japanese Commission was very strict when age came into play. Now they are not so strict if the boxer can pass a “strict medical examination.” So 43-year-old Yorkota gets back in the ring against Thai ranked #8 Chatisuk Twins-gym. Yorkota struggled for a UD. Question? Chatisuk is 3-5 so how the hell could he be ranked #8 by anyone? Drive a man to drink. “Gentleman start your engine.”

One guy that’s no “BS” is my pal Patrick the Fighting Flying Frog. Tomorrow he’ll be celebrating the 43rd Anniversary of his birth. Yea I know he does look older. The party is at his Five Star establishment, Patrick’s Belgian Restaurant-Caf?, 216/51-52, Moo 10, Off 2nd Rd, from 8 p.m. Free Buffet and lots of cold beer. Mosey on by. Oh yes, “Happy Birthday Pal.” Of course I’ll drink to that.