Where’s my champers?

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Dear Hillary,

How many chocolates and champagnes did you get for Xmas/New Year/birthday/Buddhist Lent and all other calls by you begging for them, and do you really think you deserved them?  Let us into the secret.

Chuck

Dear Chuck,

Of course Hillary deserved them!  Having to put up with sarcastic people like you all year is enough to make anyone need a little sweetener.  I notice you didn’t send any!  You still have a chance, Petal!