The Bill in Pattaya


Dear Hillary,

All the security guards round Pattaya seem to be armed to the teeth with night sticks, truncheons and handcuffs. Is this really necessary and do they have a license to use them? I’d be interested to know.

Old Bill


Dear Old Bill,

License? What’s a license? This is Pattaya. You want a license, you make it yourself! Jokes aside, let’s put it this way, Bill. Does the felon have a license to break and enter? Be thankful your security guard has the equipment to protect you and yours and don’t worry about licenses.