Straying males – and now straying mail


Dear Hillary,

A few weeks ago a guy wrote asking whether you thought his letters to his Thai girlfriend had got through as he had gotten no reply.  This is a real problem, as I have had letters go missing many times when I have posted them from overseas to my girlfriend in Pattaya.  It is not only Pattaya, as letters I have sent to girls in Bangkok, Chiang Mai, Korat, Khon Kaen and Phuket have also gone missing.  It is very worrying when you don’t get anything back.


Dear Sandy,

Are you really serious, or are you trying to impress me with how many Thai girlfriends you have?  The answer to all your problems is called the email system.  You can write away to your heart’s content and be happy in the knowledge that all the Nois, Aoys and Toys will get your undying love – though you will obviously have to do yours with a CC to Bangkok, Chiang Mai, Korat, Khon Kaen, Phuket, etc, because I am sure you are far too busy to write separate emails!  Only problem is getting the A drive to accept the $100 banknotes that will be asked for!