Soi 6 Money Exchange


Dear Hillary,

How do I find true love in Pattaya?  The girls all seem nice enough, but I am sure they are only after my money.  I do not want to be the cash cow for every bar girl in sois 6, 7, 8 and onwards.  I go out with the idea that I will only spend 500 baht, but by the end of the night, it has been several thousands.  What do you suggest, Hillary?

Johnny Cash (Cow)


Dear Johnny,

Where you are going wrong, Petal, is you seem to be frequenting the currency exchange fun parlors of sois 6-8 as your happy hunting grounds.  The reason there are so many “tellers” ready to look after your money in these soi 6 currency exchanges is to give you the guarantee there is no kiss and telling afterwards.  If you can’t stand the heat – get out of the kitchen, my Petal.  Or, if you can’t stop worrying about the exchange rate, get out of the soi.