Skinny dipping

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Dear Hillary,

This is a silly problem, but I like skinny dipping in our pool at night, but my girlfriend says she is too shy to do this. How do I get her to change her mind?

Frisco

Dear Frisco,

What an interesting name you have, Frisco, but I suppose it is easier than being the San Fran Cisco kid. Thai ladies are really very shy, despite what you see in Soi Half Dozen (that’s just a job), so don’t think that just because you want to wave the Willy that she will do the same. If skinny dipping (or even fatty dipping) is your thing in life, then get another lady who is happy to lose the underwear and plunge in with you.