Reave me arone!


Dear Hillary,
You had some guy complaining that he was being pestered at the bar. If you don’t want to be the object of bar girls interest just tell them you have no money and there will be a big void all around you as you are left alone. Alternatively tell them you have a Thai wife and she is back at the condo with the kids, again you will mostly be left alone. If however you want to be the center of attention buy a few lady drinks and generally let it be known you have money to burn having a good time.

Dear Chris,
Right on, Baby! Right on!