Pensions for all?


Dear Hillary,

Could you put in your column to the poor, Aus cobber about his pension.  Don’t spit out your dummie.  If you want it you have to fight for it.  I got in touch with the international ombudsman.  Start with one that will help you.  Good luck, don’t give up.  And that’s a bottle of Veuve Clicquot for Hillary when you get it.  Advice free!


Dear Dickie,

On behalf of the un-named Australian, thank you for the free advice, and I certainly hope he gets a positive outcome.  I can taste the Veuve Clicquot already.