Missing Mum’s home cooking

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Dear Hillary,

I am a terrible cook and my Thai GF won’t cook for me, saying it’s cheaper to eat out at the markets.  Maybe it is but really I don’t like the market side of the road stuff at all.  I just want to eat at home, with some good old fashioned home cooking ready for me after my day at work.  This is upsetting the relationship.  It’s not as if she doesn’t have the time because she doesn’t work and spends afternoons with her friends from the bar where she used to work, or shopping.

Gordy

 

Dear Gordy,

You say you are a terrible cook – perhaps your GF is a terrible cook as well.  Have you ever stopped to consider that?  Your GF is also used to eating roadside fare, so you are lucky there’s not the odd water beetle in the polystyrene take home container.  But it is time for you to face just what kind of relationship have you got, Petal.  To me it looks as if you have only one thing in common – the one thing that she has been selling and you are currently buying, and that is not enough to keep a relationship going.