Jock and the chocs


Dear Hillary,

How’s the chocks and champers going?  Haven’t heard too much recently.  I’d bring some over to you, but where I am, champers is not allowed anywhere and it’s too hot for chockies.  But thanks for the funnies.


Dear Jock,

What is to stop you buying them duty free when you come in to Thailand, Petal?  I understand the difficulties you might have in the sand-box, but I think the biggest difficulty is in your name – “Jock”.  You wouldn’t be Scottish, would you?  Still with the first baw-bee you ever made, tucked away in your wee sporran.  I know all about you lads with your kilts and the sporran thingy to keep yours warm in winter.  You’ll have to try harder, Jock.