I wonder if there are any saps out there that actually send you chocolates and bubbly? Surely they know that “Hillary” isn’t a real person.
Dear Just Wondering,
Wonder no more, Petal, just look at the letter below yours. Best you look over your shoulder too, he’s not called “Big D” for nothing. And he does send chocolates, and the real Hillary, the one typing this, enjoyed them very much.