In support of Robert


Dear Hillary,

Robert (letter above) is correct as I, and several of my associates, are in committed relationships and “cheat” as often as we think we can get away with it.



Dear Nod,

As you can see, I rearranged the letters in your name, so that you can remain anonymous.  Now, does your partner, who you cheat on, read the Pattaya Mail?  I hope not, as your wicked secret might be uncovered, though my clever rearrangement should keep you safe, but does your partner raise ducks, by the way? Stay away from the duck’s enclosure.