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Dear Hillary,

A problem with my Thai GF. In my position at work I have to attend many functions, some during the day which I take my secretary to, so she is the minute secretary. Other functions are in the evenings and at some of those it is expected that I bring my partner. This is the problem, Noi doesn’t want to go, but gets jealous if I take the secretary from work. The secretary, on the other hand likes these functions and gets grumpy when she doesn’t get an invite to the evening ones. The secretary is good at her job, so don’t suggest I get rid of her. The Thai GF looks after me very well. I don’t have to worry about laundry and the like. How do I manage this situation?

Bryan

Dear Bryan,

Yours is a have your cake and eat it too. Here’s your situation as I see it. Thai GF good around the house but really doing the job of housekeeper (plus added benefits I would presume). Noi the secretary likes the social side of her work for you and is good at her job. Look at it this way – how difficult is it to get a good secretary? The answer is “very”. How difficult is it to get a good housekeeper? Easy (the added benefits you work out). End result is no contest. Keep the secretary, increase her wages. Gently get rid of GF with 25K in her hand for going quietly.

 

Dear Hillary,

I am looking for a partner. Not a wife, but a girl who understands a man’s needs. I’ve tried with girls from the bars. Found what I thought was the answer. Very friendly for the first two days, then wants to go back to the bar and comes home reeking of booze and quite useless. Tried with sideliners and they are only in it for fun and finances. Housekeeping? No way Jose! So where do I go from here?

Grayson

Dear Grayson,

You have such a lovely name. Hope it was real and not a nom de plume. There is a wonderful word in German, which I can never spell correctly, but sort of goes “eiyerlegendewolmilschsow”. Translates as “an egg-laying woolly milking pig.” And you being a perspicacious lad with an interesting name will soon see what this is in reference to you. You are looking for someone/thing who doesn’t exist. Give up actively looking and one day the right partner for you will suddenly appear. In the meantime, enjoy yourself.