High on hormones


Dear Hillary,

You may think this request is too simple to publish, but I am sure my problem is common in this country. I am from the UK, here for a couple of years, and am enjoying just being with such nice girls. Here’s the problem, I have met a right stunner. She is super and works in an office in the same building. I have done the homework and she’s not married or attached, but here’s the problem. She doesn’t speak English. She really turns me on, but I haven’t got enough Thai to be able to chat her up or anything. What’s the next step, Hillary?

Pasa Angkrit


Dear Pasa Angkrit,

What a wonderful pseudonym you have chosen, Pasa Angkrit indeed (‘English language’ for those who cannot speak Thai). But what a dilemma! Here you are, hormones raging at the thought of this nice young woman who really turns you on, even though you have never spoken to her! And you don’t know how to pop the question. Or any question, for that matter. You have just discovered a simple and inescapable fact, my Petal. The country you are in for the next two years and the country the woman lives in, is called Thailand. That’s not tongue tie-land. Forget about her (until you learn Pasa Thai)!