First off I would like to say I love reading your column, which I do from over here in the US. That means I won’t give you promises of Champagne or chocolates and I am sorry for that, but delivery would be a bit of a problem. I do have a question for you though. Do all the girls in Pattaya flirt with all the tourists or am I just a walking sign board that says, “Here I am come take advantage of me”? Well I don’t really know who is taking advantage of who but at times I feel that there really is a spark, a kind of connection between some of the girls and me. Especially the ones who remember you from a previous visit. Am I dreaming this or is it possible?
Hello Sexy Man
Dear Hello Sexy Man,
First off, I would like to thank you for your kind words, though wrapped around a cold bottle of bubbles makes them even better. You don’t have to worry about the delivery side of things, as I am sure DHL will know how to do it. Now to your specific questions – do all the girls in Pattaya flirt? No, all girls do not. A percentage do, and that percentage increases exponentially as you approach the bar areas, until after you have passed through the “Welcome! Sit down please,” threshold, the percentage is nigh on 100 percent. Is there a spark, a kind of connection? Of course there is! That connection is called “your money”. The girls are there to free you from the shackles of your wallet! After all, you don’t want to be dragging that heavy thing around all day, stuffed full of greenbacks!