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Dear Hillary,

I am in the lucky position of having two girls I can choose from. They work in different bars, so I don’t have a direct face to face problem. They’ve both got Thai husbands who have run away leaving young kids up-country, being cared for by their mothers (kids grandmothers). They both say they want to look after me. Which one, Hillary? They are both stunners and when I am with one, I am thinking about the other.



Dear Geo,

Not a problem Petal. Get vet’s certificates as to the health of the family buffalo and keep the brother off the motorcycle. No buffalo or brother gets that one up to the top. In the meantime drink at another bar.