Buying a wife? Here’s how!

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Dear Hillary,

A couple of weeks ago, a reader asked you how much should he pay his GF, and I’d like to add to that. Once he accepts her to live in, she no longer has an income, other than what you give her. I don’t care how much that would be, but this should be all spelled out before she arrives with a suitcase full of clothes.

Jeremy

 

Dear Jeremy,

Half of me agrees, but I honestly don’t like these “commercial” agreements. The “mia chow” rented wife doesn’t sit right with me. She gets no rights, but you do, because you have the wallet. Anyway, you forgot about the fact that the suitcase is 90 percent cosmetics and 10 percent clothes. You are supposed to top up the clothes wardrobe.