Bring a brolly

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Dear Hillary,

What do you make of this weather? We came here for a sunny holiday and it has bucketed down every day in the past week. Is it like this every year? There’s rivers flowing down the streets in East Pattaya and the taxi we had two days ago was an hour late because of the flooding, and half the roads are impassable because of useless digging. Who can you complain to?

Jerry and Elaine

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Dear Jerry and Elaine,

I sympathize with you, in your situation, but none of us down here have any say in the rainfall, neither where, when, nor how much. Just bad luck I’m afraid. Who can you complain to? Well, certainly not me, I have no influence anywhere, and certainly no influence in the celestial sense. Buy a brolly, find a comfortable bar and sip your way through. Best I can do, Petals.