The B.S. Duck test explained


Dear Hillary,
Are some of your writers real? They come up with amazing facts like there are old foreign males walking around Pattaya with young Thai women in tow! It would be more amazing if old foreign women were walking around with young Thai men in tow (not that it doesn’t happen, mind you). What is wrong with these people? Can’t they just live and let live? They aren’t doing anybody any harm.

Dear Bern,
I agree with you, Petal. If someone wants to walk down the street with a duck, then let them. There might be loads of duck lovers out there, but it doesn’t matter how many, or how few. As you say, “live and let live.” So much of today’s problems come from the bad attitudes shown by some people towards others. And the good thing about ducks is they all meet the British Standard Duck Test (If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, walks like a duck and swims like a duck, then it most probably is a duck).