ATM opens at 11 in the morning


Dear Hillary,

A few weeks ago you had someone complaining that the shops open too late. I’ve forgotten your answer Hillary, but the reason is the tired ATM’s don’t get up till mid-morning, and there’s no point in our lovely girls going to the shops without the ATM, is there?


Dear Markus,

You do have a point there, but some of our retired folk do get up early, then go for a jog and breakfast. They can go to the shops after that.