Amateur gymnastics again


Dear Hillary,

Do you have any cure for a bad back? I know it sounds silly asking an Agony Aunt, but I am in agony, made worse by my Thai GF who likes me to be a bit more enthusiastic in bed, if you get my drift.



Dear Roger,

There, there, my Petal. Just lie quietly, take your tablets and buy your GF a battery operated rabbit for Songkran. While I remember, get some extra batteries, as they don’t seem to last long these days.