A Tee-total problem


Dear Hillary,

I have a 42 year old friend coming from Pakistan to stay for a couple of weeks.  He does not drink alcohol.  Where can I take him in Pattaya, as all the bars serve alcohol?  I don’t want to embarrass him.


Dear Paul,

You will not be embarrassing him taking him anywhere.  As he does not drink alcohol, he is quite used to sitting with people who do.  Goodness me, he is 42 years of age.  You will have more problems with him falling in love with lady-boys, than imagining he will turn into a drunken pumpkin if he sees alcohol.