A bicycle for Hillary


Dear Hillary,

There was a car show the other week and your boss was heavily involved. Did you go too? Just trying to see if you are a car girl.


Dear Hal,

Me? A car? I used to ride a pushbike, but that got too dangerous. You see them on the road, head down and bottom up. How they see what’s in front of them, I do not know. They don’t know either judging by the crashes these bikers have. You see them in these competitions, all covered in road rash. I think they would be better off in motorcyclists leathers instead of fancy colored lycra. Simple answer, no.