390 kg and loaded with money


Dear Hillary,

Just came from having breakfast with my two mates and our bar girlfriends.  All three of us are around 70 years old, weigh around 130 kilos each, have little hair and have money.  Yep, that is the system here; got money?  Got honey.  I suppose we could go back to a miserable lonely life in jolly good wherever, but why, so it would make you folks happy?  Forget about it.

Kamel Hyder

Dear Kamel Hyder,

If you decide that this is the “system” for you, then that’s fine by me, just don’t complain when it goes A over T.  Beware of ending up with neither honey nor money.