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Money matters:   Graham Macdonald MBMG International Ltd. Nominated for the Lorenzo Natali Prize

Will there be a slow grind back to normality? Part 1

The Dow Jones daily performance in 1929-1930 (top) and the market performance from March - July 31, 2009 (bottom). Source: MBMG Group.

Very occasionally we experience events of such magnitude that old paradigms, long accepted as stable, indisputable and perpetual are revealed to be artificial and temporary.
As leading economic academic Nassim Taleb has observed, every once in a while economies tend to produce ‘black swans’, not just white ones. We are not sure if Mr Taleb has ever visited Western Australia where the abundance of black swans has been a major tourist attraction for decades, but in terms of ‘black swan’ economies, the world has seen more than its share since June 2007.
In the wake of an unprecedented collapse in credit supply, equity markets and real economies since 1929, many investors are now left holding considerably devalued assets, and a ‘rule book’ that doesn’t seem to work anymore. Governments across the globe have tended to respond by creating massive liquidity but it’s unclear whether this tactic (which is often mistaken for a long term strategy) will deliver any kind of long term stability.
In the last few months there has been a lot of optimism and hope expressed by some commentators at what they see as the beginning of an apparent recovery. However, it’s important to recognize key structural indicators in order to be ready for the next scenes as they unfold in this global economic drama. This is equally true in Thailand and Australia, although each economy will experience its own challenges. Any careful observer of history will recall that in 1930 optimism had also returned to centre stage, with many blissfully ignorant of the denouement that was to follow.
Centre Stage
The US economy, at the epicenter of this unfolding drama, has played the leading role in most of the action so far.
US budget deficits are now a cause of extreme concern, even without the current debates about spending on social security reforms which are expected to increase substantially over the next 10 years. This, at a time when government forecasts, and the Congressional Budget Office (CBO), both foresee revenues being squeezed by a slow return to economic growth.
The White House has projected a cumulative $9 trillion deficit between 2010 and 2019. This will nearly double the national debt from $11 trillion to close to $20 trillion, lifting it from 48% of GDP to a projected 69% in 2019. In Australia the news isn’t nearly so bad, but we should remember that America remains the largest global economy and by an even greater margin the largest global consumer. Bad news for consumers yesterday, is bad news for manufacturers today and for suppliers and producers tomorrow.
US property news is also grim. Foreclosures on house loans have topped 1.5 million or 3% of the total market. But there is another 3.5 - 4 million house loans considered ‘seriously delinquent’. Recent data from Lender Processing Services indicates that newer loans, written since the sub-prime loans issue emerged, have been defaulting at a higher rate than those written earlier. Defaults on newly written loans in 2006 were running at 4.7 times the average. In 2007 this climbed to 12.1 times average in 2007 and dropped back a little to 7.7 times the average in 2008. Increasing unemployment in the US is cited as the principal cause of the spiraling defaults.
Unemployment - leading or following economic recovery?
While the employment situation in Australia has remained reasonably benign and Thailand has witnessed increases from a very low base, in America unemployment hit a 26 year high in August, rising to 9.7% and bringing the total number of jobs lost since January 2008 to 6.9 million. The reality may be even worse. Some observers have pointed out that change over the years in the methodology of measuring unemployment data actually disguises official figures by as much as 50% of what would have historically been recorded as unemployment.
Even with the new method of calculation, the unemployment rate amongst teenagers has risen to a record high of 25.5%. Furthermore there are 9.1 million workers limited to part time jobs, simply because they couldn’t find full time positions. Many commentators argue that unemployment is a trailing indicator of the health of the economy. However, this analysis is dependent upon the existence of an inflationary economic environment. According to George Magnus, at UBS Investment bank, in a deleveraging cycle the unemployment rate tells us much more about the underlying capacity and willingness of the household sector to spend or save.
To be continued…

The above data and research was compiled from sources believed to be reliable. However, neither MBMG International Ltd nor its officers can accept any liability for any errors or omissions in the above article nor bear any responsibility for any losses achieved as a result of any actions taken or not taken as a consequence of reading the above article. For more information please contact Graham Macdonald on [email protected]



Snap Shots: by Harry Flashman

Buying a new digital - Compact or SLR?

At some stage, when replacing an old camera (usually a film camera) with a new digital, the question comes up - Compact or SLR? Unfortunately, there is no simple answer, but the decision will come down to your requirements, your budget and your aspirations as a photographer.

Compact
First off, understand that both types can return sharp images, both can boast the same number of pixels and both give the photographer an ‘instant’ record of the shot just taken.
However, there are some basic differences which should be understood before going into the camera shop with a fully loaded credit card.
A Digital SLR (DSLR) has interchangeable lenses (with many to choose from) while the compact has one attached lens, though some may have a limited ‘zoom’ capability.
The DSLR has a TTL (Through The Lens) viewfinder - when you look through the viewfinder of a digital SLR, you are seeing what the end result will be. If the image is out of focus, the end result will be out of focus. The compact has a viewfinder which is separate from the lens and does not necessarily show exactly the final image that will be recorded.
Does size matter? The DSLR has a large camera body while the compact can be slipped into a shirt pocket.
The DSLR can use an external flash unit, while very few compacts have this feature.
Finally, DSLR’s can be run fully manual as well as various automatic modes, while most compacts are automatic only.

DSLR
So let’s try and assist you in making the decision, and look at what features you really need and what features are not really totally necessary, but just “nice” to have.
Let’s look first at lenses. If the type of photographs you want to take involves wildlife, or extreme close-ups, then you have to go DSLR which is designed to allow for changes in lenses, and will have a complete range of lenses for you to choose from. However, you must always factor in the cost of the additional lenses. The compact will usually have a small zoom ability, but nothing like the extremes a DSLR can achieve. Some compacts will also boast that they have screw-on attachments to give you a wide angle image. Forget it, the quality of the final image just isn’t there.
The next item to consider is ease of use. If all you want to do is take candid snaps while walking around the neighborhood, then you certainly do not need a heavy, bulky DSLR camera swinging around your neck, but you need a good quality small compact that slips in a pocket. However, be careful that it doesn’t slip out of the pocket on to the ground. No camera is indestructible. With the auto compacts, controls are simple (though limited), while the DSLR can do much in the creativity field, but you will have to get used to drop-down menus and 100 page instruction books. Ease of use is compact all the way.
Is the type of photography you want to pursue taking shots at night, be that time exposures or people candids? If so, then forget the compact ranges. Sure, they all have a tiny built-in flash these days, which will illuminate anything within two meters from you. If you want to be able to light up the other side of the moon, then it is a DSLR, as these cameras can take off-camera flash guns. The DSLR also has extended range time exposure ranges over any compact.
Is action photography your bag? Then forget the compact ranges - you need greater control over the final image, and that means a DSLR with the ability to control shutter speeds and depth of field. A medium length lens will also help.
Finally, if you still can’t make the fateful decision between DSLR or compact - just get both. There are times when both are needed, and you will be ready!
However, do not forget that good photographs are made by the photographer - not by the type of camera!


Modern Medicine: by Dr. Iain Corness, Consultant

Five-star treatment is just what the doctor ordered

The heading this week is not one I wrote, but was one that followed a trip to Thailand by Lisa Stubbs, one of Australia’s accredited women journalists.
She wrote, “The Bangkok Hospital Pattaya is a world away from Australia’s overcrowded emergency departments, long waiting lists for specialist consultations and surgery, and the general malaise of the national health system.
“And, as Australians see a falling standard of health care - coupled with rising private medical insurance premiums - medical tourism to Thailand is bridging the ever-increasing gap between the cost and the level of service available in Australia.”
I think we all fall into the trap of becoming so used to the facilities in Thailand, that we forget what is the norm in the countries we came from. And before I get accused of comparing apples and oranges, I acknowledge that I work in a private hospital, but when we discuss medical tourism for cosmetic procedures, these operations have to be privately funded overseas, carried out in private hospitals and are far more expensive than in Thailand by about a factor of around 300 percent.
Even with procedures that can be carried out in the public hospital arena overseas, the waiting lists are so long that you die before you get to the top of it. And of course you had to put up with the pains in your knees and hips while waiting for your knee or hip replacement surgery.
In an even more amazing medical situation, Thailand (and Bangkok Hospital Pattaya in particular) has treatments not even available overseas. This covers the SuperSight surgery which one publication in the UK described as the “bionic eye”, which would be available in the UK within five years. Why wait? You can get it done tomorrow!
SuperSight is for those over 50 and using spectacles to read this article. Do you hate your reading glasses? If so, keep them on and keep reading, help is at hand!
Unfortunately, the need for reading glasses is a natural progression of aging. The first signs are the fact that you have to hold this newspaper further away to be able to read it, and you also find that you need a good light to be able to see the words clearly. Eventually you run out of arms, and you succumb and buy reading glasses. This means that you have become a slave to your spectacles! Eventually your nose gets funny indentations either side of the bridge, where the spectacles settle.
Why does this happen? As you get older, all the ‘elastic’ tissues in your body become less pliable. Knees, lower back, fingers, neck, the list is endless. However, you have to add to that list, the lens in your eye. You now need an intraocular lens (IOL) .SuperSight is the latest development in IOL’s with a focusable lens. With these lenses you can read your golf scorecard with your near vision, focus on the ball on the tee with your intermediate vision and then using your distance vision watch it gently arcing into the water hazard. (These new IOL’s can improve your sight, but not your golf, I am afraid.) We also have Dr. Somchai Trakoolshokesatian who practices at the Bangkok Hospital Pattaya, who is one of the world leaders in inserting these new lenses.
Testimonials such as the following are received almost daily. British tourist Michael Bailey heard about the revolutionary SuperSight surgery and wondered if it could improve the poor sight he had suffered for most of his life.
“I asked when it would be possible to have the operation carried out, and he told me that I could be accommodated later that day,” said Mr Bailey, who now has better than 20/20 vision following the surgery.
“The upshot was that within four hours of first meeting the surgeon I was having the operation, completed in about one and a half hours from start to finish, all under local anesthetic.
“The treatment included an overnight stay in one of the nicest suites I have ever had the privilege to stay in, with the nursing aftercare second to none - I’d say the best money I have ever spent.”


Heart to Heart with Hillary

Dear Hillary,
I am a young man, single and all the girls tell me I am good looking. My problem comes from one of the girls I met in one of the bars. She rang me at work the other day and asked if I could come over and see her as she was at a new bar she was working in and wanted to see me. I did remember her from her previous bar but the thing was I was embarrassed as I could be overheard by my workmates when I was talking to her, so I just kind of fobbed her off. How can I tell her it isn’t a good idea to ring me at work in a crowded office? Any suggestions?
James
Dear James,
You young chaps continue to amaze me with your stupid blunders! It’s quite simple; if you don’t want a girl to ring you at work, then don’t give her your work telephone number, Petal! If you feel the desperate need to chat her up on the phone just give her your mobile and tell her what hours to ring you between. The girl isn’t silly, she’ll comply. But will you? That’s the question.

Dear Hillary,
The estranged wife of one of my husband’s friends will be coming to visit Pattaya next month, along with a couple of her girl friends. This will be her first trip to Thailand, and I think the first for her girlfriends as well. They would all be in their 50’s, and I was shocked when they wrote and said they wanted to see a “sex show” while they are here. Do you think it’s proper for me to take them to some of the more outrageous places, or what? My husband thinks it is a huge joke, but I’m really blown away by all this. What do you recommend, Hillary?
Shocked
Dear Shocked,
There is nothing to worry about, my dear. Everybody knows we don’t have sex shows in Thailand. The nice policeman told me so. If you’re really worried, get your husband to take them. It sounds as if he knows his way around, even if you don’t, though I get the sneaking suspicion that you do know where the “more outrageous places” are to be found.

Dear Hillary,
You are always telling people that they should learn Thai if they are living here for some time. I agree with you, that it certainly makes life a lot easier if you can communicate with the locals. I have retired here, but at my age (72), I find it very difficult to learn a new language at my time in life. Is there any quick way of doing this, or do you have any special tips for people trying to learn this Thai language?
Robert
Dear Robert,
You are correct that life becomes easier if you can talk to people. You don’t need to have philosophical discussions, but “Where is the closest gas station?” asked in Thai will get you better answers, that’s for sure. My Petal, it is a problem I know, but if you are retired and not working, then there is one quick (but none of them are easy) way to learn. It’s called Total Immersion and Hillary’s language teacher friends all tell me it is the quickest. Go and stay in a village up country in a little local hotel and put yourself into the situation that you have to speak Thai or starve! I am told that in six weeks you will have picked up reasonable Thai and you are on your way to complete mastery of the tongue. You will also probably have picked up a small language teacher. Lots of luck and “Choke dee, Kha”.

Dear Hillary,
We like to go to the beach every Sunday with the mother-in-law and the kids, but our day is always spoiled by the never ending stream of beach vendors all trying to sell bolts of material, food, sunglasses, inflatable toys, model airplanes, massages or nail polish. What can be done about them? Surely the person in charge of the area could tell them to go, but it doesn’t seem to stop them. Have you had this problem, or any ideas on how to scare them away for once and for all?
Browned off on the beach
Dear Browned off,
Yes, Petal, I have experienced this problem as has everyone who goes to the popular beaches, and I agree with you. These vendors are a pest. However, if you have transport, then select a beach further down towards Bang Saray, Rayong way or stake a place on Chiang Mai beach (after you find it). The vendors can’t trudge that far. Mind you, there’s nobody to bring you an ice-cold beer either!
Dear Hillary,
I read your colum (sic) for years, so you must be very old by now. Is that why we never see you at funcshuns (sic)? You’re just so old and rinkly (sic) that nobody would want you there? If I’m wrong how about putting a picture of you with this letter?
Rinkles
Dear Rinkles,
Yes Petal, I am old, and old enough to have learned how to spell. Just where were you during English lessons? But I do love “funcshuns”. Never mind, they’ll let you into “funcshuns” after you grow up.


Let’s go to the movies: by Mark Gernpy

Special Note, October 28: Michael Jackson’s “This Is It,” a performance tape of rehearsal footage for the show Michael was working on at the time of his death, is being presented world-wide on October 28, for two weeks only.  That includes the SF Pattaya Beach where it will be shown in high-definition Digital format.  Tickets are on sale now.  In other cities, many showings are already sold out.
I’ve seen several short segments, and I think Michael looks great and moves in a way that is a wonderment.  I have my ticket and am really looking forward to it.  From what I have seen, it will be a spectacular show with Michael at the top of his form, and an homage to his life.
Now playing in Pattaya
Law Abiding Citizen:
US, Drama/ Thriller – After his wife and child are murdered by two criminals, Clyde Shelton (Gerard Butler) is informed that one of the murderers will be sentenced to death but the other one will get off because of his cooperation with the police.  Shelton decides to take justice into his own hands, including getting revenge on the murderers as well as those in the system responsible for setting the one murderer free.  District Attorney Nick Rice (Jamie Foxx), one of those who helped set the murderer free, tries to stop Shelton.  Rated R in the US for strong bloody brutal violence and torture, a scene of rape, and pervasive language.  In Thailand, 18+.  Generally unfavorable reviews.
Bangkok Traffic Love Story / Rot Fai Faa Ma Ha Na Tur (I Ride the Skytrain to See You):
Thai, Romance/ Comedy – A romantic comedy about a 30 year old single woman who is suddenly forced to give up her car and ride the Bangkok public transportation system, where she falls for a maintenance engineer of the BTS electric train system.
Surrogates:
US, Action/ Sci-Fi/ Thriller – Set in a futuristic world where humans live in isolation and interact through surrogate robots, a cop (Bruce Willis) investigates the murder of the genius college student who invented the surrogates.
The Hangover:
US/ Germany, Comedy – A Las Vegas-set comedy about a bachelor party gone very wrong.  Three friends lose their about-to-be-wed buddy during their drunken misadventures, then must retrace their steps in order to find him.  A clever script and hilarious interplay among the cast.  Rated R in the US for pervasive language, sexual content including nudity, and some drug material.  Generally favorable reviews.
Echelon Conspiracy:
US, Action/ Mystery/ Thriller – Shane West in this Big-Brother-informed noir-mystery nightmare.  Lightweight yet complexly conspiratorial, the film takes inspiration from the vast array of paranoia thrillers of yesteryear.  Some of it shot in Bangkok.  Generally unfavorable reviews.  In English and a Thai-dubbed version.
The Ugly Truth:
US, Comedy/ Romance – The consensus seems to be that, despite the best efforts of Gerard Butler and Kathrine Heigl, this film suffers from a weak script, with little charm or comedic payoff.  Rated R in the US for sexual content and language; 18+ here.  Generally unfavorable reviews.
Killshot:
US, Action/ Crime/ Thriller – Released on DVD last year, but deserves a better fate.  Filmed nearly four years ago, the picture suffered through endless rounds of editorial indecision, reshooting, and the embarrassment of a pathetic five-screen theatrical release in the US earlier this year.  Nevertheless, this film is mostly a taut thriller and it’s ultimately Mickey Rourke who makes the film worth watching.  Rated R in the US for violence, language and brief nudity.  Mixed or average reviews.
Book of Blood:
UK, Horror/ Mystery/ Thriller – The second story to be adapted from horror writer Clive Barker’s collection.  Based on a story now over two decades old, some of the horrors Barker pioneered feel almost quaint.  Rated R in the US for bloody violence, sexuality/nudity and language.
Sorority Row:
US, Horror/ Thriller – A group of sorority sisters try to cover up the death of their house-sister after a prank gone wrong.  Rated R in the US for strong bloody violence, language, some sexuality/ nudity and partying(!)  Generally unfavorable reviews.
G-Force:
US, Action/ Adventure/ Family – A pleasant, inoffensive animated farce about a team of superspy guinea pigs, with non-stop manic action.  Mixed or average reviews.
Phobia 2 / Haa Phrang:
Thai, Horror – A five-part horror anthology by five different Thai directors.  I’m rather fond of it and think it’s well worth checking out if you at all like Thai horror films.
The Sanctuary / Sam Pan Bohk:
Thai, Action – Martial arts movie starring Pairote “Mike B” Boongerd, as a descendent of an ancient race of warrior palace guards, sworn to protect a royal treasure.  In Thai and English. At Big C only.
Oh My Ghosts / Hortaewtak 2:
Thai, Comedy/ Horror – Usual Thai comedy featuring popular Thai comedians.  Three companions in garish drag are frightened by horrible ghosts that haunt their dorm.  At Big C only.



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